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Where's This Generation's Thelma and Louise?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (31)



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There still aren’t a huge amount of movies geared toward women these days, and sadly, women-oriented films are usually movies like Twilight or lame traditional romantic comedies. When’s the last time a major studio produced a movie that focused on a real kick-ass lady? Where’s this generation’s Thelma and Louise? When the Pajibettes ran their post last month on the Best Chick Flicks of All Time, only two were from this decade, and those were Bring it On and Happy Go Lucky, which only highlights the dearth of good female friendly films. Truly strong females are a rarity, and when they do appear, they’re usually bitches (The Devil Wears Prada) or killers (Kill Bill).

This news doesn’t change the landscape, unfortunately. Cameron Diaz has signed on to Bad Teacher, about a “foulmouthed, gold-digging middle-school teacher who, after getting dumped by her boyfriend, competes with a colleague for the affections of the school’s model teacher.” Great, another bitch. And probably a simpering one, at that.

The good news here is that Jake Kasdan will direct, which is actually something of a mixed bag — he’s directed one phenomenal film (Zero Effect), a good one (The TV Set), and a couple of mediocre ones (Walk Hard and Orange County). I will forever give Kasdan the benefit of the doubt after Zero Effect, but the deck is stacked against him, here: “The Office” writers Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky penned the script, which sounds great until you remember that they also wrote the script for one of the year’s worst films, Year One (and also the Ghostbusters III script). They also wrote last week’s episode of “The Office,” which was one of the most brutal episodes of television I’ve ever suffered through — it wasn’t a bad episode, mind you, but it took all the strength I could muster not to fast forward through the awkwardness. (Also, why are they turning Krasinski into a buffoon?)

In related, female-movie news, here’s the next poster for Sex and the City II. I hate the tagline, if only because it gets a Kansas song stuck in my noggin.


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Comments

See, I kind of hate myself, because I own the first film, and it's not even that good, and I will go and see this one, even though they shouldn't be making them because there's really not all that much left to say about these women.

Posted by: Carrie at December 10, 2009 11:37 AM

Also, how many plays on 'Carrie' can they do? The last one was 'Get Carried Away' or something.

Sex and the City 3: Carrie My Colostomy Bag.

Posted by: Carrie at December 10, 2009 11:40 AM

I see Thelma & Louise as more of a crime drama. Two anti-social types who didn't have the vaginal fortitude to face the consequences.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 10, 2009 11:42 AM

Although I quite like the phrase "vaginal fortitude," it would be more correct to say "ovarian fortitude."

...Discussion?

Posted by: Jerce at December 10, 2009 11:45 AM

Funny, just yesterday I did a presentation/turned in a big ass research paper in which I discussed the decline of realistic heroines in American films, in part due to the increased production and popularity of comic book/video game adaptations of the past decade (see Lara Croft, Resident Evil, X-men..).

On another note, is that really supposed to be Sarah Jessica Parker?! The lack of her sizable chin/jaw is such a sham.

Posted by: gee. ay. at December 10, 2009 11:52 AM

As a woman who adores strong female types on film, this news makes my ovaries shrivel and want to fall out, my fallopian tubes collapse upon themselves, and vaginal dryness that not even that new KY could help.

SITC 3: Swing Low, Sweet Carrie-apples

Posted by: dammitjanet at December 10, 2009 11:52 AM

I own the first Sex and the City movie, but I only really love it for the clothes. I'll put it on in the background on mute, put on some music, then occasionally glance up at it while working on my computer. I'm shallow like that.

I know that there's a lot of SJP hate, but I think she's so talented. Plus, the woman dated Robert Downey Jr for eight years. She has to be pretty cool. So it kind of bums me out that she'll only really be remembered as Carrie Bradshaw. (I realize that this in no one's fault but her own, but it still makes me sad.)

Posted by: atinymachine at December 10, 2009 11:56 AM

SITC 3:Adventures in Boca

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 10, 2009 11:57 AM

Uhm...how can she be a gold digger if she's after another middle school teacher? Is he the Prince of Lichtenstein in disguise or something?

Posted by: Scarlett_Speaks at December 10, 2009 11:59 AM

Well this certainly adds to an already fantastic day. I feel bad for SJP, they can't even airbrush the attractive on her.

SITC 3: Carrie My Oat Bag.

Posted by: admin at December 10, 2009 12:00 PM

Here's a proper movie about women for you

Caramel. The movie is as sweet as its name. It's about a group of women who work in a hair salon, and women in general in Lebanon. It's got some strong characters representing different kinds of women from the very old single kind to young and adventerous. Very sweet, beautiful movie. If you're wondering, caramel refers to a recipe used for waxing.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0825236/

Posted by: barf at December 10, 2009 12:00 PM

. Plus, the woman dated Robert Downey Jr for eight years. She has to be pretty cool.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Jay at December 10, 2009 12:04 PM

Did they shrink SJP's face or something? Cuz that is clearly not the horse we're used to.

Posted by: Snath at December 10, 2009 12:09 PM

SATC3: Carrie Me to My Sponge Bath

Posted by: Jelinas at December 10, 2009 12:29 PM

Took the words right outta my mouth, Jay.

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at December 10, 2009 12:29 PM

Aww, look at the horse walking towards the sunset...

Posted by: SofĂ­a at December 10, 2009 12:30 PM

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it act.

Carrie on, all. Carrie on.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at December 10, 2009 12:54 PM

Jay - you made me snort diet coke out my nose! Ouch!
Totally worth it though!

Posted by: Trixie at December 10, 2009 1:02 PM

SATC 3: Carrie Me Out To Pasture, sponsored by Alpo and Elmer's Glue.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at December 10, 2009 1:41 PM

SATC 2: Never Let Those Mummies Anywhere Near Or...In My Pants will go down as the most digitally airbrushed movie of all time. 2 hours of "Oh my god...look how young they look" just like the initial reaction to seeing Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart all sorts of less wrinkly at the beginning of X-Men 3.

Posted by: PissBoy at December 10, 2009 1:53 PM

Also, why are they turning Krasinski into a buffoon?

The boyfriend and I had a rousing discussion about this earlier in the week. I'm beginning to get concerned. If they turn Dwight into the comic hero, I will revolt. No one is stupid enough to buy into his tricks.

Posted by: bonnie at December 10, 2009 2:32 PM

Kick Ass Females of the last decade

-Entire female cast of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, it sneaks in right under the radar of past decade
-Long Kiss Goodnight (my favorite Sam Jackson movie ever)
-Alias Season 1 (I refuse to believe any of the other seasons existed)
-Keira Knightley in the pirates movies. She went from spoiled princessy type to leading a bunch of pirates (Right? or did I miss something, I can't stay away during the last movie) and I respect that.
-Elizabeth and Elizabeth: the Golden Age (I think the first was a '99 movie)

[Ah gods, WHY won't this migraine STOP??? I have 4 hours of work left then a fucking hour commute and my head is screaming bloody murder, ugh]

Posted by: Stella at December 10, 2009 3:09 PM

awake* not away...

Posted by: Stella at December 10, 2009 3:11 PM

I second the love for the females of Crouching Tiger. Very kick ass indeed.
Though Long Kiss Goodnight is actually a mid-90's movie, '96 or '97 I believe.

Posted by: gee. ay. at December 10, 2009 4:29 PM

SatC3 Tagline: "Carrie on bag" The quartette of ladies find themselves on The Island from "Lost."

...

...

Okay, listen, I'm trying to catch up on the show and it's all consuming. Everywhere I go and everything I do brings me back the delicious mystery of the island. I don't know what the numbers are counting down to or what the creepy whisps of smoke are or anything -- and nobody will tell me and I'm losing it (like Carrie lost that mole -- BAM!). So what that my lame joke combines my new obsession! You think you're better 'n me? I'M CRAZY!

*throws your shit on the ground and slaps chest*
*breaks down into tears*
*melodramatically flees*

Posted by: superasente at December 10, 2009 5:59 PM

*woefully returns and penitently picks up your shit*
*leaves quietly*

Posted by: superasente at December 10, 2009 6:02 PM

Just a quick note: Kissing Jessica Stein (2001) was an awesome chick flick/ rom-com...with two strong (albeit slightly neurotic) heroines.

Posted by: ami at December 10, 2009 6:03 PM

Thelma and Louise are still around. They're on my CHEST. Oh yeah. And just as in life, Louise is the slightly larger one. But just slightly. Not so much that you would notice.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at December 11, 2009 10:27 AM

The only chick flicks I like are ones in which Hugh Jackman is shirtless.

See: Someone Like You
Kate and Leopold

Posted by: What the Fuck at December 12, 2009 6:53 PM

lol @ carie for "Sex and the City 3: Carrie My Colostomy Bag."

i'm surprised no one has mentioned any Ellen Page films? and indeed what the fuck-shirtless Hugh Jackman is certainly what this woman wants to see! you can keep your SITC more delicious naked men please!!!!

Posted by: Amy at December 14, 2009 10:32 AM

Is Cameron Diaz dating A-Rod? They are two unmarried, consenting adults so they should do whatever they care to do. At least they are not wed and playing around on their spouses.

Posted by: Rusty Tangari at May 10, 2010 5:45 AM

















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