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By Brian Prisco | Trade News | July 24, 2010 | Comments ()

By Brian Prisco | Trade News | July 24, 2010 |


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Like everything else that crosses his path, Andy Whitfield has beaten the bloody fuck out of cancer, raped it in the ass while wearing a mask, and then cockslapped it. So "Spartacus" is back on board, returning to Starz for more of the worst best fucking show on television.

January will give us a six-part prequel called "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" that according to creator Steven S. DeKnight will give us a chance to spend more time with those who fucking died last season. SPOILERS AHEAD: now that Batiatus is dancing in Hades and Spartacus and the slaves are on the run, all the gladiator battles we love will be in the prequel.

Season Two will offer us massive battle sequences and should be coming later next year. Obviously, while certain favorites will not be here, almost everyone will be back fucking and fighting for our pleasure.

I never put it together, because the show is so sublimely fucking ridiculous, but Steven S. DeKnight got his start on "Buffy" and "Angel" with Joss Whedon. Which explains while all of his lovers end so fucking tragically.


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