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By Brian Prisco | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)

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Like everything else that crosses his path, Andy Whitfield has beaten the bloody fuck out of cancer, raped it in the ass while wearing a mask, and then cockslapped it. So “Spartacus” is back on board, returning to Starz for more of the worst best fucking show on television.

January will give us a six-part prequel called “Spartacus: Gods of the Arena” that according to creator Steven S. DeKnight will give us a chance to spend more time with those who fucking died last season. SPOILERS AHEAD: now that Batiatus is dancing in Hades and Spartacus and the slaves are on the run, all the gladiator battles we love will be in the prequel.

Season Two will offer us massive battle sequences and should be coming later next year. Obviously, while certain favorites will not be here, almost everyone will be back fucking and fighting for our pleasure.

I never put it together, because the show is so sublimely fucking ridiculous, but Steven S. DeKnight got his start on “Buffy” and “Angel” with Joss Whedon. Which explains while all of his lovers end so fucking tragically.









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Comments

This news makes my weekend! YAY ANDY WHITFIELD! No one has ever looked better while completely naked and dipped in gold than you did! Huzzah!!

Posted by: figgy at July 24, 2010 11:17 AM

Andy Whitfield has beaten the bloody fuck out of cancer, raped it in the ass while wearing a mask, and then cockslapped it.

Is it wrong that I'm more than a little turned on by this?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverdouche at July 24, 2010 11:39 AM

I'm exactly with figgy on this one, but admittedly rather more for the series itself than Mr. Whitfield singularly, though he's great too.

I had the exqusite pleasure of getting up every Saturday morning to watch the latest "Spartacus" on Netflix instant watch, and it was THE highlight of my week. The "worst best fucking show on television" quote couldn't be more fitting, and knowing the original characters who were slaughtered at the end of last season will be back, along with my longtime love Lucy Lawless (finally nude!), I've got more Saturday mornings to look forward to.

GreatNews!

Posted by: abliac at July 24, 2010 11:43 AM

Is it wrong that I'm more than a little turned on by this?

It would be more wrong if you weren't.

Posted by: Vermillion at July 24, 2010 12:14 PM

Ya see I dont get all this talk of worst best.
I just think it is an excellent show. The political manoevring and intrigue is just as good as all the blood soaked violence and fucking!

Posted by: supafly at July 24, 2010 1:14 PM

NAKEDACUS!!!!!!!...drool...I mean Spartacus!!!!!

Posted by: pyroplastique at July 24, 2010 4:58 PM

OK, I just need to make everything about me so...

I had the same cancer as Andy. Basically if you catch it early it's curable ( in the actual sense of the work "cure"} and if you don't you're pretty screwed because it's very agressive. I was concerned when they announced it because I don't recall them mentioning the stage. So, GO ANDY! Glad it worked out, but I can say from experience that even with the best outcome, the chemo is fucking brutal.

And this is a ridiculous show and I love it like peanut butter. Whitfield totally sells this shit and I have a man-crush, while simultaneously of course loving the Xena boobies.

Posted by: Dave at July 24, 2010 5:49 PM

Naked and sweaty + Lucy Lawless = I will watch every frame of this show.

Posted by: The Mutt at July 24, 2010 7:43 PM

I am very, very happy about this...I love this show. I don't think that Lucy Lawless' character was actually killed - I think she's still alive, I swear I saw a twitch in the end. Also, she's married to the producer or director or something in real life, so yeah.

Posted by: kalafraja at July 25, 2010 10:57 AM

I love the show but how many seasons are they going to manage? The story of Spartacus is a fairly short one.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 25, 2010 1:34 PM

I just hooked the big screen up to the internet so i could get Spartacus and thanks. The wife loves it too.

The fake blood budget must be HUGE for this show.

Posted by: logan at July 25, 2010 3:32 PM

Lucy Lawless (finally nude!)

Don't joke. I will go out of my way to see this, so please confirm this is true.

Posted by: Brenton at July 26, 2010 11:46 AM

Brenton, The only reason I started watching the show was to see her wonderful tatas. To my surprise I actually got into the show itself too.

Posted by: Paul at July 26, 2010 12:25 PM

Done and done.

Posted by: Brenton at July 26, 2010 3:37 PM

Fuck Yes.

way to win, Andy m'boy. You are a superhero.

Posted by: Jackseppelin at July 27, 2010 2:03 PM

one of the sideline joys of watching this series was observing Lucy Lawless get comfortable with on screen nudity. She starts off rather tentatively (lots of skimpy/sheer outfits), but by about halfway thru you can almost see she's thought 'fuck it, everyone else is naked' and just lets go.
Coincidently enough this about the same time the show picks up and gets interesting (story wise). Was this when they (writers & cast) found out they were getting renewed?

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Posted by: JoJo at September 13, 2010 2:29 PM