Here’s the trailer for Monsters vs. Aliens. In it, Seth Rogen is the voice of a gelatinous mass. His name is Bob. He has no brain. Also, cute but not so clever-movie references are made, monsters are unleashed on aliens who attack the Earth, and — as promised — a man has his butthole lasered. That’s just fun to write.
Butthole.
It’s fun to say, too. Turn to your cubicle buddy and try it out loud.
Butthole.
Now write it in the comments. No seriously. It’s liberating! How many people can I convince to leave a comment with the single word, “butthole” in it? I’m dead serious. Delurk. Ask your friends to contribute. It’s strangely satisfying. I’m not even kidding. Today is Thursday, November 6, 2008. It’s butthole day! And when you get home tonight, and your significant other asks, “What’d you do today,” you can say, “I wrote ‘butthole’ on a movie website. Scores of us did. There was a butthole movement. It’s sweeping the nation. I’VE GOT BUTTHOLE FEVER!”
I prefer what I sometimes call my dog (when she's getting a little too busy): buttlicker.
In the interest of esprit de corps, I could call her butthole licker.
Posted by: Cindy at November 6, 2008 9:13 AM
We're all a little punchy and exhausted and deflated with Election-High-Comedown, arent' we?
I hope we recover soon.
P.S. Butthole.
Posted by: Jerce at November 6, 2008 9:15 AM
What in the butthole-ing hell is this bullshit? Is this what we're reduced to, Dustin? Butthole? Really? What a bunch of butthole crap.
Butthooooooooooole!
Posted by: TK at November 6, 2008 9:17 AM
Butthole!
Posted by: Patti at November 6, 2008 9:22 AM
Buttholé.
What?
Posted by: Lauren at November 6, 2008 9:23 AM
We're not your monkeys, Dustin.
Posted by: branded at November 6, 2008 9:27 AM
Butthole
buTThole
BUttOLE
BuTtOlE
Elottub
yeah!!
Posted by: chris at November 6, 2008 9:27 AM
Butthole...
Posted by: Erin at November 6, 2008 9:28 AM
I almost named my dog Butthole.
But named him Shithead instead.
Posted by: wsapnin at November 6, 2008 9:29 AM
Branded, quit being a butthole.
Posted by: I Love Beets at November 6, 2008 9:29 AM
What, "anus" is too good for you, Rowles? Butthole.
Posted by: Che Grovera at November 6, 2008 9:30 AM
Leave it to an extraordinary nutsack to yank a word like 'butthole' out of the ether.
Works for me.
Posted by: TMax at November 6, 2008 9:31 AM
butthole! that was fun!
Posted by: southwer at November 6, 2008 9:33 AM
TMax! Where have you been, butthole buddy?
Posted by: Che Grovera at November 6, 2008 9:33 AM
is it sad that that made me giggle a few times?
damn, i thought so. i'll just be over here in the corner wearing my tall pointy hat.
also, butthole.
Posted by: lizzieborden at November 6, 2008 9:35 AM
Butt to the hole!!
Hmm, actually, that sounds not a little bit twisted, as well as anatomically impossible. I need more sleep.
Posted by: noodlestein at November 6, 2008 9:35 AM
Although "butthole fever" is catchy, I may have gone route of "creating a rash of buttholes".
Personally, I'm a sphincter man.
Posted by: branded at November 6, 2008 9:37 AM
I refuse to be your puppet, Rowles.
Posted by: butthole at November 6, 2008 9:40 AM
Butthole......oooh I got tingles
Posted by: nieve at November 6, 2008 9:40 AM
Ooh, ooh, can I play?
BUTTHOLE
Sorry, did I say that too loud? Didn't mean to shout. It just feels better when you yell a little......
Posted by: slower lower at November 6, 2008 9:40 AM
Butthole
Anus
sphincter
But my personal favorite is:
Rectum
Posted by: thaf at November 6, 2008 9:42 AM
BUTTHOLE!
Posted by: Monkey Boy at November 6, 2008 9:44 AM
Butthole. That's a good, all-purpose insult. Words like douchenozzle and cunt waffle come and go, but butthole has staying power.
Butthole
Posted by: rlr260 at November 6, 2008 9:46 AM
Big ol' butthole.
Posted by: Rykker at November 6, 2008 9:47 AM
Butthole.
Posted by: Sean at November 6, 2008 9:49 AM
Butthole. Um yeah!
OK, did the evil alien look like Obama to you? I voted for the guy, so maybe everything looks like Obama to me today.
Posted by: BWeaves at November 6, 2008 9:52 AM
butthOOOOOOOOOle!
Posted by: isabelle at November 6, 2008 9:56 AM
Butthole-iole-iole-iole
In the manner of Dennis Leary's so-fun-to-sing "I'm an asshole-iole-iole" song.
Also, I humbly submit "pissface." Try saying it all mean. Try whispering it. Emphasize the s's. My roomate used to call me that all the time (in the most affectionate way, of course).
Posted by: AM at November 6, 2008 9:57 AM
butthole
Posted by: ncnn at November 6, 2008 9:57 AM
Butthole.
Posted by: thejodester at November 6, 2008 9:59 AM
Rectum, thaf? Damn near killed 'em!
*ahem* I mean, butthole!
Posted by: meaux at November 6, 2008 10:03 AM
As my Grandmother used to pronounce it:
Bew-theaux-lait
B to the U to the dubba TT ta tha H-O-L-E
BUTTHOLE!!!!
Posted by: Barec2 at November 6, 2008 10:04 AM
Butthole? Nearly killed him! Haha....wait. I think I did that wrong.
Posted by: Max at November 6, 2008 10:09 AM
I scorn you, scurvy companions! What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate!
(That's Shakespeare for "You're such a butthole.")
Ohmigod.
Butthole.
Butthole!
Ah! It's hilarious! Butty butty butthole!
No! Must stop! Must...resist...in the name of literature! I took thee for thy butthole-FUCK.
I am going to be giggling throughout my exam today thanks to you buttholes.
Damnit, there I go again...
(Buttholes)
Posted by: Boom Kitty at November 6, 2008 10:11 AM
Check the archives, but I believe I first staed on here that I was bringing "butthole!" back.
I feel so mavericky!
Posted by: JH at November 6, 2008 10:13 AM
Butthole ...Buttholio....I need T.P. for my Butthole!
And my wife says I'm immature.
FUCK!........ASS!
Posted by: admin at November 6, 2008 10:15 AM
This is so undignified...which is, coincidentally, just my style!
Butthole.
Posted by: lovechampagne at November 6, 2008 10:17 AM
Huh, I can't even take you seriously anymore after what you said about Star Wars. Should I say butthole? Can I get Prisco or the TV Whore to weigh in on this issue?
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 6, 2008 10:17 AM
I'd be ashamed of myself for finding this so funny but I'm too busy crying from laughing so hard.
Posted by: Kizzer at November 6, 2008 10:35 AM
I always thought "Butthole Surfers" sounded kind of weenie. Like, if you're trying to be controversial, man up and call yourselves "Asshole Surfers," guys.
Posted by: Todd at November 6, 2008 10:38 AM
Butthole. Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours.
Posted by: Booferama at November 6, 2008 10:39 AM
I think it sounds better in an American accent, but all the same...
Butthole.
That did feel good.
P.S. I salute you, missh, nicely done!
Posted by: Gumble at November 6, 2008 10:39 AM
Jesus, Dustin. How much caffeine have you had today? And when's the last time you slept? You're a little punchy. You're starting to sound like me after I've had a bunch of energy drinks and I'm so jittery my bones start rattling.
I was always partial to the Rainbow Butt Monkeys myself Bucdaddy.
Posted by: admin at November 6, 2008 10:47 AM
butthole
anus
puckered rosebud
devil's eye
rectum, damn near killed 'em.
Posted by: jotthedot at November 6, 2008 10:48 AM
*ahem*
(said in a very proper English accent, with pinky crooked:)
Butthole!
Posted by: Tarn at November 6, 2008 10:50 AM
butt. hole.
Posted by: clarkie at November 6, 2008 10:55 AM
Butthole!
Posted by: Kristen at November 6, 2008 10:59 AM
butthole
Posted by: muzz at November 6, 2008 11:00 AM
Um? After reading all of the lovely butthole comments above, I think the word has lost all meaning. Butthole does not even look like a real word anymore to me. Crap. Let me try it again.
Butthole.
Nope, doesn't look real anymore.
Posted by: SilverDeb at November 6, 2008 11:00 AM
All this talk of buttholes reminds me of a favorite (corny) joke:
¿En que se parecen una calculadora y una toalla?
Con una se calcula y la otra seca el culo.
Posted by: branded at November 6, 2008 11:01 AM
I seem to recall someone in my family saying (in the midst of a heated argument between several people), "Hey, I'm on your side, butthole."
So, there. I used butthole in my comments, and contextualized it.
Not that we're being tested or anything.....
Posted by: Tira at November 6, 2008 11:01 AM
Make him a butthole he can't refuse.
There can be only one....butthole.
I'm a Butthole! Half butt, half hole. I'm my own best friend.
Posted by: stardust_savant at November 6, 2008 11:06 AM
I see you've all finally figured out what us gays have been going on about since the first caveman flicked his limp, limp wrist.
Butthole.
Awesome.
Posted by: Jeremy Feist at November 6, 2008 11:08 AM
This is another nice butthole you've gotten me into!
Posted by: Amira at November 6, 2008 11:15 AM
I'll definitely de-lurk to say: BUTTHOLE!!
Posted by: Gen_K at November 6, 2008 11:17 AM
Butthole fever?
My butthole's on FIYAH. Like CROSS-FIYAH. CROSS FIYAAAAAA, CROSS-FIYAAAAAA
Posted by: Alexa Castro at November 6, 2008 11:18 AM
Butthole.
Posted by: giovanni at November 6, 2008 11:19 AM
Rowles, I see you've managed to mislink your Three Stooges post. Butthole!
Posted by: Ed Newman at November 6, 2008 11:22 AM
Butthole up the butthole!
Hole up the butt, BUTTHOLE!!!!!!
Hole in the butt, Butthole!!
Butthole!
Today is a buttlicious day to write the word Butthole.
Butthole!
Huzzah.
Posted by: Just Amanda at November 6, 2008 11:45 AM
Hello fellow BUTTHEADS!
Today is a buttlicious day to write the word Butthole.
Butthole!
Huzzah.
Posted by: Just Amanda at November 6, 2008 11:46 AM
butthole
Posted by: matt at November 6, 2008 11:46 AM
I'm giggling helplessly.
BUTTHOLE
Oh that feels good. Hee.
Posted by: figgy at November 6, 2008 11:47 AM
butthole. butthole! BUTTHOLE!!
Posted by: cree83 at November 6, 2008 11:49 AM
Y'all just had to pick a word that rhymes with my name, didn't you?
I read every one of the comments, and it truly doesn't look like a word anymore. Now I'm reading it as But-thole. So in my head I'm saying "Butthole" with a weird lisp.
Buttholes.
Posted by: Nicole at November 6, 2008 11:52 AM
The word Butthole reminds me of Wayne on The Wonder Years.
Posted by: becks at November 6, 2008 11:53 AM
BWeaves: It's not just you. The alien WAS an overly-ocular Obama. Kind of frightening.
Posted by: Ling at November 6, 2008 11:55 AM
Butthole
Fuckhole
Butthole
Suckhole
Blowhole
Fuckhole
Posted by: George at November 6, 2008 11:57 AM
Butthole.
Posted by: Ling at November 6, 2008 11:57 AM
Butthole HAS lost all meaning...it looks like a brand of pasta or something to me now.
But-tholé!
Posted by: Julie at November 6, 2008 12:00 PM
I've been reading this site for over and a year and i think this is the first time I've ever commented... I'm glad its for such a worthy cause.
Butt.hole.
Posted by: Mediocre79 at November 6, 2008 12:06 PM
I do love being a part of the quivering masses.
The quivering mass of BUTTHOLE, that is.
Posted by: Fi at November 6, 2008 12:15 PM
butthole
okay, I did it, but I don't think my husband is going to like the fact that his birthday is butthole day - hee hee.
Posted by: SCG at November 6, 2008 12:15 PM
Butthole.
Posted by: Tbone at November 6, 2008 12:19 PM
Ayatollah Buttaholla
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 6, 2008 12:28 PM
Thanks, branded, I'll have to try that joke in Spanish class.
Butthole
But thole
Posted by: Drake at November 6, 2008 12:29 PM
Butthole.
Scanning down these comments made me smile, more than it really should have.
Posted by: windowbird at November 6, 2008 12:32 PM
There once was a doggy from Lowell
with the unfortunate name of Butthole
He'd lick and he'd lick
until he got sick
leaving brown stained water in his bowl.
Posted by: Cindy at November 6, 2008 12:33 PM
Yer face is a butthole.
Heh.
Also, BSlim, I have a total crush on you right now for this: Ayatollah Buttaholla. You just totally brought me back to 6th grade.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at November 6, 2008 12:35 PM
butthole...
Posted by: Matt at November 6, 2008 12:58 PM
Butthole
I always find it funny to call someone a butthole instead of an asshole, I think it throws people off. Butthole. I usually get a look that says "What, are you still 12?" Butthole
Ever look at a word so many times you aren't sure you are spelling it right anymore? Butthole. That's how I currently feel about butthole.
(Also, butthole)
Posted by: divergentbeing at November 6, 2008 12:59 PM
I'm a butthole,
he's a butthole, she's a butthole,
we're a butthole.
wouldn't you like to be a butthole too?
Posted by: Jen Vegas at November 6, 2008 1:10 PM
Butthole. Somewhere Beavis is crying at the beauty of this thread.
Posted by: s. pisaster at November 6, 2008 1:14 PM
Admitting you're a BUTTHOLE is the first step....
Posted by: Jade at November 6, 2008 1:14 PM
I loves me some Butthole Surfers!! Actual conversation with a friend of mine some years back: "You can really tell if he loves you if he licks your butthole."
BUTTHOLE
Posted by: MissNev at November 6, 2008 1:19 PM
Thank You Angus:
Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest butthole of all
I've got butthole
I've got butthole
They're such butthole
And they're dirty butthole
And he's got butthole
And she's got butthole
(But we've got the biggest butthole of them all)
And my butthole are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great butthole of fire
I've got butthole
Oh I've got butthole
And they're such butthole
Dirty butthole
And he's got butthole
And she's got butthole
(But we've got the biggest butthole of them all)
Some butthole are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the butthole that I like best
My butthole are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my butthole
Should be held every night
We've got butthole
We've got butthole
We've got butthole
Dirty butthole
He's got butthole
She's got butthole
(But we've got the biggest butthole of them all)
(We've got butthole)
(We've got butthole)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest butthole of them all)
Posted by: the bees knees at November 6, 2008 1:42 PM
BUTTHOLE.
Posted by: Ponies!! at November 6, 2008 1:56 PM
Holy Butt!
Butthole.
Posted by: kins at November 6, 2008 2:02 PM
B ! B ! B ! B ! B ! B ! B !
U E U E U E U E U E U E U E
T L T L T L T L T L T L T L
T O T O T O T O T O T O T O
H H H H H H H H H H H H H H
O T O T O T O T O T O T O T
L T L T L T L T L T L T L T
E U E U E U E U E U E U E U
! B ! B ! B ! B ! B ! B ! B
There's a time to live and a time to die
I smoke Elvis' toenails when I wanna get high
Butthole (Surfers)
Posted by: shelleyh at November 6, 2008 2:19 PM
Butthole.
Posted by: Bucko at November 6, 2008 2:23 PM
Butthole.
Posted by: amber at November 6, 2008 2:24 PM
My dad taught me to say "butthole" as one of my first words.
Posted by: lunabelle at November 6, 2008 2:25 PM
I'd like to thank all you buttholes for making me laugh. That's not easy at my age (182).
Posted by: bucdaddy at November 6, 2008 2:30 PM
Also: When I was in junior high (that's right, junior high, not middle school, I TOLD you I was 182), there was a tall and rather pretty girl named Cindy Butt. True story. I sometimes wondered what it was like going through life with that name, and how exponentially worse it would have been if she WASN'T pretty.
Posted by: bucdaddy at November 6, 2008 2:34 PM
You are all buttholes. I am about to get fired for my uncontrollable butthole-giggling.
WAIT, that's, uh.... that sounds wrong.
p.s. EVERYTHING is funnier when you put "hole" at the end of it. Piehole. Cakehole. Boozehole. I even laugh at "manholes", 'cause, I mean, come on.
Stick it in your MANHOLE, you buttholes.
Butthole.
Posted by: Tammy at November 6, 2008 2:35 PM
Butthole
Posted by: Nadha at November 6, 2008 2:46 PM
Butthole.
Posted by: Mike G at November 6, 2008 2:47 PM
Butthole
Posted by: Eva at November 6, 2008 2:53 PM
Butthole
Posted by: The Ross Sea Party at November 6, 2008 3:04 PM
Butthole
Posted by: Patrick C at November 6, 2008 3:20 PM
Well, it's safe to say now that the Southern Strategy took it deep in the butthole this week, thus leaving white supremacists free to pursue other butthole-oriented activities freely. Hopefully on each other, without lube, and using chainsaws.
Posted by: Ray at November 6, 2008 3:21 PM
I refuse to post anything about buttholes.
Posted by: MikeG at November 6, 2008 4:04 PM
Give me a B!
B!
Give me a U!
U!
Give me a T!
T!
Give me another T!
T!
Give me a HOLE!
HOLE!
What's that spell?!!
BUTTHOLE!!!!
Posted by: Lauri at November 6, 2008 4:07 PM
Baa. Baa. Butthole.
Posted by: spideychris at November 6, 2008 4:19 PM
Butthole.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 6, 2008 4:19 PM
"Asshole" will always be more powerful than "butthole."
Posted by: samantha t at November 6, 2008 4:21 PM
Pop quiz:
Name every band that Courtney Love has been in but Hole.
Posted by: Che Grovera at November 6, 2008 4:25 PM
Posted by: Becky Tri-Tip Goddess at November 6, 2008 6:13 PM
Butthole
Posted by: Chugga at November 6, 2008 7:22 PM
B
U
T
T
H
O
L
E
Posted by: Truth Hurts at November 6, 2008 7:30 PM
Roto de Culo
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 6, 2008 8:10 PM
Nice Che, very nice.
Posted by: admin at November 6, 2008 8:54 PM
Butthole a.k.a. hoyo.
Posted by: JC at November 6, 2008 8:55 PM
Beat 'em! Bust 'em! That's our custom!
BUTTHOLES! BUTTHOLES! YAAAAAAAAY BUTTHOLES!
Posted by: jM at November 6, 2008 9:29 PM
Butthole.
Posted by: Elfrieda at November 6, 2008 9:45 PM
wow, i'm on this site all the time but havn't posted in awhile...but this, this, gathering of buttholes has brought me out of my laziness...
I've read every single comment and have not stopped laughing...
De-lurking to say that all I'm currently in a highly prestigious university, in a very silent law library muttering 'BUTThole, hahaha, buttHOLE, butTHOLE' under my breath. I think I may be asked to leave.
butthole.
totally worth it.