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Hot-Buttered Butthole

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | November 6, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | November 6, 2009 |


A year can go by so quickly, can't it? The winter arrives, then the Super Bowl, the film festivals, the summer blockbusters, then the World Series arrives, the leaves fall, and before you know, November 6th has arrived once again.

That's right, folks. It's Butthole Day! A celebration of the greatest word in the English language.

Butthole!

You probably thought that, since we started breaking news around here, and bringing on the established blogger or two, that we were gettin' all professional and that we'd forget about the greatest day of the year.

Not on your life, buttholes!

Say it. Butthole! Say it loud, say it proud! Butthole. B-U-T-T-H-O-L-E. Butthole! Are you sitting near anyone right now? If so, turn to him or her. Tap on her shoulder. Prepare a serious expression. Clear your throat. And then say it like you mean it. BUTTHOLE!

Has anything ever felt so good to say? It's so liberating! Yes! Yes! Yes! Butthole!

You got the butthole fever yet?

Well, to help get you in the mood, let's take a look at the new trailer for Brothers. The movie stars Tobey Maguire, a butthole who goes off to war, goes missing, and then is presumed dead. His wife, Natalie Portman, is left home alone, and turns to that butthole Jake Gyllenhaal for comfort. They get a little butthole happy together and all seems good, but then, Bam! Tobey Maguire is found! But he comes home butthole crazy!

It looks butthole intense.

See what I mean, buttholes?

Now do it, y'all. You know how this works. Get it out of your system. Say it to everyone you know! Butthole! Leave a butthole comment! Leave three! Spill it, jam it, poke it, provoke it. Butthole!



Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.



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