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Trade News | October 12, 2009 | Comments (38)


Just when you thought there would never be good Marvel mutant news again…

This is one of those roundabout bits of news, but — apparently, while at South Korea’s Pusan International Film Festival, Bryan Singer was part of a panel interview and mentioned that he’s throwing his cap in to return to direct another entry in the X-Men franchise.

“I’m still looking to possibly returning to the ‘X-Men’ franchise. I’ve been talking to Fox about it.”

Please Baby Godtopus, make it so. Because who better to salvage the wretched taint-stabblingly miserable shitsmear of a franchise than the man who made it great? Singer’s first two X-Men films were the beginnings of the new age of comic book movie — the first entry of the modern era to feature big name actors and directors with solid dramatic backgrounds. Of course, after X2 it all went to shit — we all know that the Wolverine movie was a wreck, and Brett Ratner should be doing time for inflicting X-Men: The Last Stand upon us.

Seriously, what is it with the third entry in a comic book franchise? Take a look at some of them:

X-Men: The Last Stand
Spider-Man 3
Blade: Trinity
Superman III

I mean, that is a fucking nightmare sequence up there.

(h/t to Film School Rejects)


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Comments

I was under the impression that that the first two X-Men weren't considered all that great by most fans. Now, Singer wants to return to a franchise he WILLINGLY abandoned and wanted nothing to do with? I don't know how to feel about this.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2009 9:59 AM

Also: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

Posted by: Yossarian at October 12, 2009 9:59 AM

Yossarian, don't ever mention those movies again. They do not exist. They have been made into burnt offerings to the Godtopus and the minor Gods of Not Sucking.

Posted by: bignick at October 12, 2009 10:04 AM

Also: Terminator 3. Oh wait, that was just a horrible third movie.

Posted by: commanderfunky at October 12, 2009 10:04 AM

To be fair, Blade Trinity does have Our Patron Saint of Sweet Abs in it; also, I find it unfair of you to critize something with Patton Oswalt in it. Ever.

Posted by: Marra at October 12, 2009 10:06 AM

I was under the impression that that the first two X-Men weren't considered all that great by most fans.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2009 9:59 AM

I don't think that's right. The first one certainly had some flaws in it, but I thought X2 was fantastic and I haven't heard any X-Men fans disagree with that. Neither movie was perfect, but, the second on in particular, was still quite good.

X3, not so much.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at October 12, 2009 10:08 AM

Oh yeah, and Batman Forever, when they gave Schumacher the keys to the franchise.

Posted by: Yossarian at October 12, 2009 10:12 AM

Because who better to salvage the wretched taint-stabblingly miserable shitsmear of a franchise than the man who made it great?

At this point why not get back on the X-Men franchise while it's on the buttmud-covered ground floor?

Also, though there is a (seedy) undercurrent of appreciation by some around here, Batman Forever should definitely be included.

Posted by: branded at October 12, 2009 10:15 AM

Now, Singer wants to return to a franchise he WILLINGLY abandoned and wanted nothing to do with? I don't know how to feel about this.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2009 9:59 AM

I could be way off base here, but I thought the deal was that Singer said he'd be happy to make the third one as long as the studio waited until he was done with Superman, but they rushed ahead anyway.

I am probably incredibly wrong.

Posted by: Arran at October 12, 2009 10:19 AM

Ugh. I forgot that he did Superman too.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 12, 2009 10:25 AM

I could be way off base here, but I thought the deal was that Singer said he'd be happy to make the third one as long as the studio waited until he was done with Superman, but they rushed ahead anyway.

I am probably incredibly wrong.

Posted by: Arran at October 12, 2009 10:19 AM
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There lies the rub, you see. He was supposed to do X-Men then got his brain all consumed on doing that STUPID Superman flick. You can't expect a studio to "wait" for your ass to finish some vanity project. If anyone is to blame for X-3 is Singer himself.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2009 10:26 AM

This is off topic to the max-streme, but what happened to the buttons at the end of each post? Letting me go to the last point at which I stopped reading a day or two, and go through posts chronologically.

Posted by: e at October 12, 2009 10:32 AM

X4 would have to either ignore or magically change things so that X3 never happened. I really don't want an X-Men movie where half the main mutants are dead or missing. Plus I want X3 purged from the world. Either that or do a total restart with the new team in charge. Emma Frost, adult Rogue, Gambit, etc.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 12, 2009 10:38 AM

i'm all for singer going back as long as wolverine is utterly and completely MIA. just... drop it.

Posted by: gp at October 12, 2009 10:44 AM

If anyone is to blame for X-3 is Singer himself.

Warner Bros. had no problem waiting for Nolan to do The Prestige before taking on The Dark Knight (and he took his sweet time with that one too).

So asking a studio to hold up while you finish another film, after giving them moneymakers like he did, isn't that outlandish. Fox was just being a huge prick like it always does.

Plus, he didn't pick Ratner to follow him. The studio did.

Posted by: Vermillion at October 12, 2009 10:44 AM

"Warner Bros. had no problem waiting for Nolan to do The Prestige before taking on The Dark Knight (and he took his sweet time with that one too).."

That may very well be, but it's not a standard industry practice, by any means.

"Plus, he didn't pick Ratner to follow him. The studio did...."

As much as I'm not a Ratner fan, you gotta admit he came into the project as a hired gun, and while he didn't bring anything to the project he also didn't take anything out.
He worked with what he was given. What was Ratner given? A script that had more than 10 rewrites, by multiple pens. Once again, SINGER'S fault, his concept for the film that included Emma Frost and a better developed story for Jean Grey was abandoned once he left AND took the writers WITH HIM.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2009 10:56 AM

He didn't take anything out?

Well, other than killing off major characters, and turning one of the greatest comic boook story arcs in history into one of the stupidest concepts ever, I guess you're right.

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at October 12, 2009 11:02 AM

"Well, other than killing off major characters, and turning one of the greatest comic boook story arcs in history into one of the stupidest concepts ever.."

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at October 12, 2009 11:02 AM


He didn't write that!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2009 11:11 AM

Here you go, you wanna blame somebody? Here's how it all played out:

http://www.hollywoodgothique.com/news/interviews/x-men-3-writers-speak-2/

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2009 11:16 AM

OK, Slim, settle down. We get it. Singer is the antichrist, Ratner did absolutely nothing wrong. You made your point, however bizarre it may be.

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at October 12, 2009 11:21 AM

Blow it out your ass.

That's not my point at all.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2009 11:23 AM

Shhh, little Slim. It's OK. Your Ratner RealDoll should be arriving any day now. Don't fret, honey.

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at October 12, 2009 11:26 AM

Well actually Matthew Vaughn left X3 at the last minute and Brett Ratner took over, so while it's easy to blame Ratner, I would imagine he had next to no input on the script and the cast. So really blame, Singer for leaving to do Superman, Vaughn for bailing and Ratner for being a douchebag.

Posted by: Alex the not so odd at October 12, 2009 11:28 AM

X-Men 3 was awful but I have to admit I liked Frasier as Beast.

Posted by: ed newman at October 12, 2009 11:30 AM

You can't blame Singer for NOT doing a bad movie. If he left and took the writers with him, Fox could very well have started from scratch or took its time for making a good movie, or waited for Singer to come back. But then again, why should them? The Last Stand was a bigger hit than the two previous movies, and showed them they could do a really stupid fourth movie and get away with a even bigger hit (that would be Wolverine). So, you can blame Fox for wanting the money, but you can't blame Singer for preferring to take the chance to do a Superman movie than doing his third X-Men movie. No one is forced to keep doing the sequels just because he did the first ones. And he surely can't be blamed for not doing the movies that suck afterwards.

And if you look at what happened with Sam Raimi and Spider-Man, there's nothing that guarantees that the quality will keep up if you keep the same people in charge.

Posted by: zito at October 12, 2009 11:39 AM

I'm an X-men comic fan and I thought X-2 was shit. It started to go down hill once they gave every female character the same little super-trendy bob haircut. Was Wolverine the Edward Scissorhands of Prof. Xavier's school, but only capable of giving the same lady haircut over and over again, and they couldn't afford a real stylist "in this economy" so they dealt with it?

I'm not even going to touch the complete desecration of the Phoenix story arc. Movie Jean and movie Phoenix are dead to me.

And anyway, I thought the first movie was a baffling example of how you can (to borrow a gaming term) minmax a movie. How do you have so many absolutely perfect decisions alongside so many horrific ones? Casting Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen as Professor X and Magneto? PERFECT. Casting Anna Paquin as Rogue and then having her show up as a newb to the compound along with a newb Wolverine, while all kinds of mutants from 500 different incarnations of the comics are just kinda jumbled up in there for no reason? WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. Casting Wolverine and Sabretooth? Brilliant. Turning Cyclops into an insecure, chauvinistic douchebag just to make Wolverine look better (and if you wanna go into feminist commentary world, turning Jean Grey into yet another brainless victimized female who's OH NO SO TRAPPED in a marriage to an asshole and GOSH Wolverine should just SAVE HER, rather than a happily married woman who finds herself slowly attracted to another man despite her husband's awesomeness)? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT OH MY GOD. And, of course, Halle freakin' Berry as Storm.

I think a complete redo would be for the best. Maybe not by Bryan Singer though. Get the people who did those early 90s X-men and Batman cartoons. They know what's what. Just have them tone it down a notch for live-action is all.

Posted by: Nat at October 12, 2009 11:45 AM

That may very well be, but it's not a standard industry practice, by any means.

Not saying it was. Just saying that if a guy gives not just one but TWO blockbusters in a row and practically serves up a third, a little time off to cleanse the palette isn't that outrageous. And using Nolan again, it isn't like the desire for another film would have suffered all that much because of a longer period of time.

And we see the "care" Fox has for the franchise with Wolverine. They were more focused on making a quick buck, and while that is the nature of the beast, they also got to take a nice helping of blame with their paycheck.

Fact is, they didn't want to wait, so they got the product they deserved.

Well actually Matthew Vaughn left X3 at the last minute and Brett Ratner took over, so while it's easy to blame Ratner, I would imagine he had next to no input on the script and the cast.

Really, if Ratner should get off for being a hired gun, then Vaughn should as well. And if Vaughn did have input on the script/cast, then what kept Ratner from doing the same?

Posted by: Vermillion at October 12, 2009 11:51 AM

I get sick of saying this but Spiderman 3 was good dammit, bot as good as the other 2 but it was still damn good. Sorry if you comehow contacted HIV from watching Emo-Spidey but some of us ate that up and asked for More.

As for this news, The X-Men series is broken beyond repair. No amount of tight storytelling, compelling dialogue and Michael bay Level CGI Explosions could save this franchise.

James Marsden is Dead.... Enough Said

Posted by: RonnyK at October 12, 2009 11:55 AM

I get sick of saying this but Spiderman 3 was good dammit, not as good as the other 2 but it was still damn good. Sorry if you somehow contacted HIV from watching Emo-Spidey but some of us ate that up and asked for More. (Emo-Aids....I like it)

As for this news, The X-Men series is broken beyond repair. No amount of tight storytelling, compelling dialogue and Michael bay Level CGI Explosions could save this franchise.

James Marsden is Dead.... Enough Said

Posted by: RonnyK at October 12, 2009 11:56 AM

I loved X-Men 2. It was written by Solid Snake. Solid Snake, y'all!

Posted by: Lucas at October 12, 2009 12:05 PM

Turning Cyclops into an insecure, chauvinistic douchebag just to make Wolverine look better (and if you wanna go into feminist commentary world, turning Jean Grey into yet another brainless victimized female who's OH NO SO TRAPPED in a marriage to an asshole and GOSH Wolverine should just SAVE HER, rather than a happily married woman who finds herself slowly attracted to another man despite her husband's awesomeness)? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT OH MY GOD.

And that is different form the comics how exactly?

Posted by: Vermillion at October 12, 2009 12:05 PM

And that is different form the comics how exactly?

Scott got to be nice for a while first. *indignant sniff*

Posted by: Nat at October 12, 2009 12:08 PM

I couldn't really care less if Singer is partially at fault for the turdstorm that was X-men 3; he gave us two good films, so if he wants to come back and give us more good films, I can't fault him for that. Honestly, the X-Men films are my favourite comic-book franchise; I find Spider-man boring, and while The Dark Knight was excellent, I'd never rewatch it as often as I have X2.

Posted by: Shay at October 12, 2009 12:31 PM

Wait. Where's the good news??? I think all the X-Men movies sucked donkey balls. I think Bryan Singer did a shit job. I don't know why they bother with the X-Men at all. I know it's all about name recognition, but they fucked those characters up horribly (Yes to the FrasierBeast, and Stewart's Prof. X and of course, Jackman is HOT, but besides that, NO). So much potential completely wasted. I am full of hate just thinking about it. Hulk-style HATE, seriously.

Posted by: Chickaboom at October 12, 2009 3:28 PM

Nat - yes, yes, and YES. ITA with everything you said (and may Movie Phoenix RIP. How could they ruin my favorite story arc ever?). They just need to reboot the franchise. I would love to see it closer to the 90's cartoon - with an adult Rogue, for starters, a Rogue/Gambit romance (with someone who can pull off a Cajun accent this time, please!), no Halle Berry... I could keep dreaming like this for days.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 12, 2009 5:08 PM

Land Before Time 3
all I'm sayin

Posted by: protoguy at October 13, 2009 8:10 AM

Just like all the other franchises (I'm looking at you Star Wars and LOTR), the recipe for X-Men is this: remove the best scenes from all 4, combine, fold, & mix in random order and voila! one decent movie.

Posted by: GinKirk at October 13, 2009 4:00 PM

The xmen have always been my favorite comic book franchise, but they were butchered on the big screen. I have little confidence in Bryan Singer he butchered Superman and did a luke warm job on Xmen.Gold stars for Professer X , Magneto , Wolverine , and Mystique. The rest of the characters were only pale shadows of the comic book counter parts. Rogue who is a personal favorite , was nothing like the spunky little Xmen Iknow . The fact the Bryan Singer wanted to cast Sigourney Weaver as the delicious Emma Frost ( that would have been sooo wrong)says to me he never read the comic. Put someone at the helm of this film franchise that has actually read the comic !

Posted by: jimbo at November 10, 2009 1:11 PM





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