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Pajiba's Non-Exclusive: Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno A Lot Like Borat

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (12)



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Hey! Have you guys heard about Bruno, the exciting new movie from Sacha Cohen Borat, who is a very funny man. Everyone says so! Well, have we got a scoop for you. According to Steven Zietchick’s The Hollywood Reporter’s Risky Business Blog , three sequences from the movie were previewed at SXSW. THR’ man on the ground, some hack named Daniel Carlson, provided a report exclusive to THR, and Mr. Zietchick generously arranged Mr. Carlson’s for THR’s outstanding readership:

Bruno — who of course began on “Da Ali G Show” as the flamboyant Austrian host who makes right-wingers and fashionistas alike squirm with his direct and clueless questions — begins in the footage by saying he wants to be the biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler. ( Like Borat, he too is a correspondent from another country.) There were then three segments.

The first involved Bruno telling eager parents he was doing a baby photo shoot, and would they be willing to do outlandish things, like drop their baby several stories, in order to be in the shoot? (Of course many were.)

A second segment also involved a baby shoot, and Bruno asking parents if their baby could lose some weight or even go through liposuction because he’s too fat. in a third, he hosts a mixed-martial arts competition, which seems to be going well until he begins making out with another man, earning the boos of the crowd.

By showing both his own outrageousness and the foibles of the American public, Carlson says, the pic had the feel of Borat redux. Funny, in other words, but familiar. “You’ll laugh and groan in all the right places, but it will never not feel familiar,” he said. “It’s funny deja vu, but it’s still deja vu.”

And there you go, folks. A third-hand exclusive! Shiny news filtered from Daniel Carlson to The Hollywood Reporter and subsequently picked up and watered down by us. Also, Daniel Carlson is sitting next to me as I write this, but he refuses to give me any such information until it’s filtered through the appropriate channels. Also, Barack Obama is the President and a man has landed on the moon.









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Comments

I love Cohen, no matter what he does.

Posted by: Sofía at March 17, 2009 10:19 AM

That Daniel Carlson! Such a damn fine professional.

Posted by: Snath at March 17, 2009 10:20 AM

Any special appearances from Ricky Booby?

Posted by: admin at March 17, 2009 10:20 AM

Well allow me to supply some SECONDhand news to this story. Apparently, Cohen, after his successful dinner party down in Montgomery, Alabama for Borat, decided to film another segment for this new POS he's making in Alabama again. Deja boooooo!

This time, he decided to go into basic training with the National Guard in Alabama and wasn't discovered until a fellow cadet went "hey that's that Bor-at! Let's get 'im!" Cohen was released without incident.

This makes me wonder a couple of things. Doesn't anyone get curious when an obviously effete/European guy shows up for military training with video cameras rolling? I mean, I'm preeeeetty sure that if Sigfried or Roy showed up at my office with a camcorder, I'd just politely shut my door.

Second, how easy is it to get in the National Guard? The local papers says:

"It's an embarrassment to the Alabama National Guard," Staff Sgt. Katrina Timmons said Monday. "Since then we have put in protocols to make sure this doesn't happen again." Guard officials who let Cohen and his crew into the Alabama base initially believed they were helping foreign journalists. "They called and said they were a German affiliate of a TV station doing a documentary on what it was like to be in officer candidate school," said Timmons. "They wanted to know if they could come here and embed one person for a few hours up to a day."

REALLY, National Guard? NOW you have to put in protocols to make sure this shit doesn't happen? I mean, I can't carry shampoo on a plane or walk through an airport with shoes on, even though I look like a distant cousin of fucking Powder, but this guy is allowed free reign of a military base because he has a media pass? Really?

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at March 17, 2009 10:21 AM

Add another one to your bushes, Hulk. I want to stalk you too.

Posted by: Snath at March 17, 2009 10:31 AM

Why do I go out of my way to read Carlson's other work if it's just going to be regurgitated here? We want the Scoop, "Hot" Carlson.
Or are my theories that Pajiba is all I really need finally confirmed?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 17, 2009 10:36 AM

I've saved a hydrangea bush just for you, Snath. There you'll find Aqua Panna, smoked almonds, an array of lubricants, and Charmin wet wipes for all your stalking needs.

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at March 17, 2009 10:58 AM

Hey Rowles, I just thought I’d let you know that some people from AICN have contacted my agent. You do the math.

Posted by: Pookie at March 17, 2009 11:38 AM

Actually, I'm not surprised by anything that happens in Al'bama.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 17, 2009 12:30 PM

You won't leave us Pookie. Our co-dependancy will remain as strong as ever. It's all about checks and balances son.

Posted by: admin at March 17, 2009 12:34 PM

Seems like Carlson's getting too big for his britches!

That's what happens when you're all buddy-buddy with Seth Rogen, eeeh?

Next thing you know, he'll be labeling everything as 'scoop' and 'super mega extra exclusive!' and making bad puns with movie titles. We don't need another Ben Lyons!

For shame!

Posted by: figgy at March 17, 2009 1:26 PM

I don't mind second helpings of Cohen/Borat/Bruno. But the Bruno movie has an awesome title--really, how could anyone turn down a movie called "Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America For The Purpose Of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable In The Presence Of A Gay Foreigner In A Mesh T-Shirt."

Posted by: True_Blue at March 17, 2009 6:22 PM


















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