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Yipee Ki Yay, Shekey

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)



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I’m an old fashioned guy. I don’t completely understand you kids and your Jimmy Fallon and your crazy Conan O’Brien (actually, I understand O’Brien — he’s fucking great). I’m a Letterman guy, and will be until he hands the show over to Jon Stewart in a few years (it’ll happen, although he just signed an extension to 2011-2012 — watch and see if Stewart’s next contract doesn’t end there, too). And without fail, Bruce Willis is always a great guest. There’s a few folks, like Willis, and Tom Hanks, and Howard Stern, and maybe Drew Barrymore, who are generally the very best late-night talk show guests. And I always feel strangely jealous when they show up on another show; I feel like they are obligated to be funny only for Dave.

Anyway, Bruce really is one of Dave’s guys — hell, he hosted the show for Dave while he was recuperating for heart surgery a few years back. And last night, Willis showed up on the show, not as a guest plugging something, but just because: That’s what Willis does. And he may make the occasional bad movie, but who has got a bad word for Willis? No one, that’s who. And it’s because he does cool shit like this:


If the video from CBS isn’t working, you can also watch the clip on this YouTube video. The good stuff starts at the five-minute mark:










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Comments

An aside: I don't know what Howard should do with his hair, but it's not what he is doing. He looks like a damned broad.

Posted by: Cindy at June 9, 2009 9:47 AM

And, but, he did do a nice stand-up for Dave.

Posted by: Cindy at June 9, 2009 9:50 AM

Bruce Willis could sh*t on a stick and I'd pay to see it. I heart that man. I don't care how many of his movies are panned, I unabashedly love him.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at June 9, 2009 9:57 AM

Oh really, Whorish Mouth? Well Kevin Smith has got a flick for you!

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 9, 2009 9:59 AM

Gah! Fucking Canadia not being able to download American vids...

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at June 9, 2009 10:04 AM

Doesn't work...

Posted by: chayes at June 9, 2009 10:05 AM

Here we go again.

Posted by: Jay at June 9, 2009 10:16 AM

Dammit. No sound here.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 9, 2009 10:35 AM

No video or audio in 'Merica, either.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 9, 2009 10:49 AM

That was good, but it should have ended with Willis and Jovovich in a regeneration machine fucking.

Posted by: admin at June 9, 2009 10:56 AM

"Hey Bruce"
*SLAP*

Love it.

Posted by: Squeeziee at June 9, 2009 12:05 PM

Oy vey, it's Shecky, not Shekey.

Posted by: Julie at June 9, 2009 12:32 PM

Um, excuse me, I think you meant that Craig Ferguson will be taking over for Letterman, because if he doesn't, I'm going to be royally pissed.

Jon Stewart shouldn't leave the Daily Show until he can't sit up any longer. Then he should hand it over to John Oliver.

Posted by: ChristianH at June 9, 2009 12:35 PM

Totally agree with you ChristianH. Ferguson has been the best thing on late night for several years now and definately should get bumped up an hour when Dave finally calls it quits.

Posted by: EricD at June 9, 2009 7:16 PM

I know who has a bad word for Bruce: Hollywood film crews. They have looooong memories.

Just saying.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at June 9, 2009 9:46 PM

Is it just me or is it somehow unholy to speak of a time in which there is no Letterman?

:(

Posted by: Alayna at June 11, 2009 6:24 AM


















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