web
counter
 

There’s a Certain Shabby Nobility in Failing All By Myself

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (20)



alexpkeaton-1.jpg

Word out today is that Josh Schwartz, the creator of “The O.C.” is set to direct a remake of Bright Lights, Big City, the 1988 film that not even Michael J. Fox could save. I’m OK with this. Why? Because back during those days when the idea of a Generation X was all the rage, I fell hard into the category. For a few years in my early 20s, my favorite three authors were Douglas Coupland, Bret Easton Ellis, and Jay McInierney, who were — in a way — writing variations of the same book about the same characters: Drug-addled twenty-somethings growing up in the Reagan era. I didn’t get into them until the mid-90s, but I still had a vision of myself becoming one of those drug-addled, soulless assholes who found solace in, well, drugs and serial killing (Patrick Bateman, Holla!)

McInierney’s Bright Lights, Big City was his version of Bret Easton Ellis’ Less than Zero, and both of them pretty much stunk up the box-office when they were turned into films. They tried to mix drugs and alcohol with this sort of 80s John Hughes’ movie vibe, and the results were fairly atrocious, although Robert Downey, Jr. did all he could to salvage Less than Zero (and Downey was, at the time, the perfect actor for the part). Bright Lights, Big City failed more specifically because nobody wanted to see Michael J. Fox (still known as Alex P. Keaton to most folks at the time) in a dark, dramatic role. It didn’t work in Casualties of War or Light of Day, and it sure as hell didn’t work in Bright Lights, Big City. Michael J. Fox is and always has been a acting comfort food, which is why even his worst movies (Doc Hollyood, The Secret of My Success) are so watchable (and to his credit, after Casualties, Fox got the hint and never seriously attempted a real dramatic role again, although he was fucking fantastic in The Frighteners).

All of which is to say, I welcome the do-over, although it’s hard not to be a little skeptical of Schwartz — he was behind “The O.C.,” “Gossip Girl,” and “Chuck,” and of those three, only the first season of “The O.C.” and all of “Chuck” are any good. My fear is that Schwartz may make the same mistake: A too lighthearted take on a darker novel. It should’ve been a DePalma film in the 80s, and it’s hard to imagine a truly appropriate director for the movie today.









Definitely Dead Book Review | Your Highness Danny McBride David Gordon Green













Comments

As long as they don't desecrate Doc Hollywood, I don't care.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at April 1, 2009 9:56 AM

Or Teen Wolf. That shit is gold.

Posted by: Marra at April 1, 2009 9:58 AM

I'm waiting.....

Posted by: Kolby at April 1, 2009 9:58 AM

Michael J Fox is still Awesone, his last role in Scrubs as that OCD affected Dr Kevin Casey was a real heavy hearted performance.

In fact he's playing Janet's new life interest in Season 5 of Rescue Me, Yayayayayayay

Posted by: RonnyK at April 1, 2009 10:07 AM

But in Michael J. Fox, they had someone who was actually shorter than Kiefer Sutherland and Phoebe Cates.

Posted by: branded at April 1, 2009 10:18 AM

I could not agree more. BLBC is one of my favorite books and the movie is terrible, even though Jack Bauer is pretty great as Allagash.

As for LTZ, great books again, hideous fucking movie. They took out all the gay stuff? I wanted to see some smoldering looks between Andrew McCarthy and RDJ and it never happened. That one was really a case of a dark novel being lightened up.

I predict that Schwartz will "Rules of Attraction" it up and cast totally inappropriate people; James "I don't want your life!" Vanderbeek should never have been cast as Bateman's brother. Never.

Posted by: courtney 2 at April 1, 2009 10:18 AM

Jesus Christ, Dustin. Don't scare me like that! The use of the past tense made me think Michael J. Fox had died.

Cool, RonnyK! Do you know when the new season starts? I saw something that said April, but I don't know if that was correct or not.

PS: You guys, please don't "fight" like you did on this day last year. That made my tummy hurt.

Posted by: Lainey at April 1, 2009 10:19 AM

Lainey - season starts April 7th
YAY!

Posted by: king at April 1, 2009 10:59 AM

I wonder what the April prank will be this year.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at April 1, 2009 11:04 AM

I wonder what the April prank will be this year.

Informed enthusiasm about science fiction and comics. Derrrr.

Posted by: Jay at April 1, 2009 11:10 AM

HA.

Posted by: boo at April 1, 2009 11:16 AM

I'm gonna back up Lainey on the paranoid reaction (Ohmigod, did he die too?!) that I also had.
Also, the tummyache from last year. The kind you get on a rollercoaster where your stomach drops into your crotch. I don't like it, which is why I hate and refuse to go on rollercoasters.

Just wanted to go on record.

I'm fairly certain I've never actually seen Bright Lights, Big City. I do enjoy Less Than Zero, though. I too would have enjoyed some hot RDJ on AMcC action.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 1, 2009 11:19 AM

Or possibly held comments.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 1, 2009 11:20 AM

Don't need money.
Don't need fame.
Don't need no credit card to ride this train.

Posted by: Lucas at April 1, 2009 11:20 AM

You know what's super embarrassing AvB? I was so super proud of myself when I figured out that the comment mod post was an April fool's joke all by myself. Because last year when everyone was h8n' on Ranylt's post, I didn't catch on immediately and I felt so bad for her. I was all, why are they being so mean? It took me until Dustin's post the next day to figure out it was an April Fool's joke. I'm not so quick on the uptake.

Posted by: Marra at April 1, 2009 11:35 AM

Informed enthusiasm about science fiction and comics.

Win. If win is still allowed in this new era of held comments.

Posted by: twig at April 1, 2009 11:51 AM

The OC picked back up after they killed off Marissa Cooper. She was awful.

Posted by: mrs jones at April 1, 2009 3:31 PM

Perhaps this is just me...but I'm be interested in seeing Darren Aronofsky or Robert Rodriguez do an adaptation of Bright Lights, Big City.

Posted by: Annie_Reckson at April 1, 2009 6:38 PM

“For a few years in my early 20s, my favorite three authors were”

I don’t even know any straight men in their early 20’s that had much less could even name three different authors. Dude, stop struggling.

Posted by: Pookie at April 1, 2009 10:30 PM

did josh schwartz just drop the whole plan to do "looking for alaska"?

Posted by: hilltown at April 2, 2009 6:21 AM


















Viral Hits

>> Pajiba Movie Posters

>> Pop Culture's 20 Greatest Dancing GIFs

>> Mindhole Blowers

>> The 100 Greatest Insults of All Time

>> The "Other" 100 Greatest Movie Quotes

>> The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

>> The Sean Bean Death Reel

>> Chicks Dig Beards: It's Science

>> The Coolest TV Show Title Sequences

>> The Most Rewatchable Movies

>> The Most Expensive Movies of All Time