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It’s Gonna Be Huge

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (13)



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Ridley Scott is moving forward on developing Brave New World for Universal Pictures. The book functions almost as a philosophical counterpoint to Orwell’s roughly contemporaneous 1984, presenting a dystopia not of oppression but of mediocrity. Neil Postman famously summed up the two:

“What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egoism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture.”

There’s almost no information yet on the project since it’s sort of in that hypothetical mode where somebody with pull really wants to do it, but the pieces of the puzzle are still coming together and will probably get thrown in a blender a few times before someone assembles them into a mangled approximation of the picture on the box. Leonardo DiCaprio is linked to it, and might end up starring in it. Oh, and Scott managed to snag the screenwriter from Apocalypto to write a script. I know that’s the guy I’d get on the phone if I got the rights to a film I’d wanted to make for the last two decades.

It sounds like an almost unnecessary project. While 1984 and Brave New World are twin pillars of dystopian thinking, we’ve also had 50 years of films and novels exploring the concept. Is there really much of a chance that this film is going to do something that 20 other films haven’t already done, even if they were cribbing off of the novel Brave New World in the first place?

Check out this headline on SciFi Wire: “Fox executives: We’ll leave Dollhouse alone this time.” Heh heh. Oh Joss, if your wife nails the mail man, the UPS guy, and the FedEx guy, are you really going to be surprised when you come home early and find a DHL delivery van rocking back and forth in your driveway?

NBC President of Prime Time Entertainment Angela Bromstad said “Day One” (scheduled for 2010) is about an alien invasion. She also said that they don’t know if it will come back for a second season, because genre shows always suck after the first season (I’m loosely paraphrasing here). She also said about genre shows in general that “Before ‘Lost’ came on, there wasn’t really that much out there before ‘Lost’ and ‘Heroes.’ Now we’ve got ‘Lost,’ ‘Heroes,’ ‘FlashForward,’ ‘V,’ in addition to great stuff on Syfy. It’s just a really fertile, rich area to channel right now.”

I don’t know about you, but I’m sure glad that “Lost” and “Heroes” invented genre television. Just to be really thorough instead of settling for eye rolling, let’s look at the 2003-2004 network television schedule (“Lost” debuted in the 2004-2005 season). Just on the major networks, we’ve got: “Smallville,” “Charmed,” “Alias,” “Star Trek: Enterprise,” “Angel,” “Jake 2.0,” “Tru Calling,” “Kingdom Hospital,” “Wonderfalls,” and “Joan of Arcadia.” That’s not even getting into the existence of an entire SciFi Channel at the time, which you know, is owned by NBC. I’m going to go invent science fiction novels. It’s gonna be huge.









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Comments

I’m going to go invent science fiction novels. It’s gonna be huge.

You cheeky monkey, you.

Seriously, are all television executives as stupid, empty-headed, deluded and self-centered as they sound? Because I can't remember the last time I heard a quote from one that sounded even remotely sane or reasonable.

Posted by: MM at August 6, 2009 8:18 PM

Is there really much of a chance that this film is going to do something that 20 other films haven’t already done.

Beat Equilibrium bitches! That movie is the shit. 1984 wrapped with Farenheit 451 with guns, and swords, and Bale/Bean. I saw that in the theatre opening day and there were only 3 other people in the audience. Took me 2 fucking months for them to get a copy at Best Buy because they kept selling out.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 6, 2009 8:27 PM

Oh no no no no NO. We've been down this road before with Brave New World. Does no one remember that awful made-for-tv movie that came out in the late '90's?!? With Peter Gallagher and Leonard frickin' Nemoy? It was horrendous! They changed the plot and characters so much, I don't understand why they even bothered to call it BNW. And speaking of movies that change their endings to create a "happier" conclusion (like in the Time Traveler's Wife thread from earlier this week), well, this movie was a perfect example of how much that fucking ruins an adaptation.

And it was only a made-for-tv movie. I don't even want to think about how much a theatrical adaptation could fuck it up!!! Fuck piss shit balls bugger hell. Can you tell how much I love this novel? It rocked my fucking world when I was 12.

Please, Godtopus, at the very least keep the Baynis away from this one!!!!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 6, 2009 9:02 PM

Oh no no no no NO. We've been down this road before with Brave New World. Does no one remember that awful made-for-tv movie that came out in the late '90's?!? With Peter Gallagher and Leonard frickin' Nemoy? It was horrendous! They changed the plot and characters so much, I don't understand why they even bothered to call it BNW. And speaking of movies that change their endings to create a "happier" conclusion (like in the Time Traveler's Wife thread from earlier this week), well, this movie was a perfect example of how much that fucking ruins an adaptation.

And it was only a made-for-tv movie. I don't even want to think about how much a theatrical adaptation could fuck it up!!! Fuck piss shit balls bugger hell. Can you tell how much I love this novel? It rocked my fucking world when I was 12.

Please, Godtopus, at the very least keep the Baynis away from this one!!!!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 6, 2009 9:03 PM

I am so upset that I posted TWICE. That's right.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 6, 2009 9:05 PM

Gun kataaaa

True about Whedon. He just really enjoys that ass-fucking.

As for those TV exec quotes, I bet a lot of them don't actually believe this shit, but they do spew it out to hype whatever they're selling at the moment.

Posted by: Mick J at August 6, 2009 9:07 PM

New Where the Wild Things Are trailer is up. It is glorious. Get on that.

Posted by: Mick J at August 6, 2009 9:10 PM

Just to be really thorough instead of settling for eye rolling, let’s look at the 2003-2004 network television schedule (“Lost” debuted in the 2004-2005 season). Just on the major networks, we’ve got: “Smallville,” “Charmed,” “Alias,” “Star Trek: Enterprise,” “Angel,” “Jake 2.0,” “Tru Calling,” “Kingdom Hospital,” “Wonderfalls,” and “Joan of Arcadia

Not to mention that other little show from the 90's that was kind of Sci-Fi ish. You know the one I'm thinking of, snarky FBI agents? There was a hot lady one who took apart bodies and a hot guy one who mostly stared at things thoughtfully and made seemingly crazy intuitive leaps? I swear the name is like, right on the tip of my tongue. Oh well, I must be making it up. Funny though, I could've sworn it was on TV for like, YEARS.

X-Files? No, that sounds like some kind of porn. I must be mistaken.

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at August 6, 2009 9:20 PM

"Brave New World", "1984", both authors cribbed a bunch from Zamyatin's "WE"...

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at August 7, 2009 12:23 AM

"Oh Joss, if your wife nails the mail man, the UPS guy, and the FedEx guy, are you really going to be surprised when you come home early and find a DHL delivery van rocking back and forth in your driveway?"

It'll never happen. DHL went out of business months ago.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 7, 2009 8:18 AM

DHL lives, but only outside the US. Dustin must've been referring to Whedon's French villa. Oh la la!

Posted by: ed newman at August 7, 2009 9:15 AM

I remember a Brave New World movie starring Bud Cort (Harold and Maud) and Kier Dullea (2001). I think it came out around 1980. I remember it being rather polyestery. Not the movie, the fabric.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 7, 2009 10:22 AM

BWeaves, I read that too fast, saw "being rather polyamory", and was for a moment incredibly confused over what movie we were talking about.

Posted by: Phaeolus at August 7, 2009 10:51 AM


















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