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Green Lantern, which is actually a pretty cool concept if somewhat suspect in execution, won't even make the list of the ten lamest characters so long as Aquaman is around.

1-9. Aquaman
10. Aqualad

We all know him as Ben, from Wet Hot American Summer, of course. Although, he was also in some film called Wedding Crashers, and in an obscure television show, “Alias.”

I've seen about half of "Wet Hot American Summer" once so, yeah, who's Bradley Cooper?

We all know him as Ben, from Wet Hot American Summer, of course. Although, he was also in some film called Wedding Crashers, and in an obscure television show, “Alias.”

And who could forget his brilliant turn in Failure to Launch?

I don't think I can read this site anymore. It's worse than high school when you get picked on for liking comics by "cool" kids. Now I need to listen to someone just as nerdy as me pretend to be "above it" all of a sudden, making judgment calls on my favorite characters whom he knows nothing whatsoever about? This is stupid. If you think Green Lantern is lame, it's because you're not reading Green Lantern, which means who gives a shit what you think anyway.

I'm not EVEN going to get in to the "Green Lantern rant" for obvious reasons.

I just wanted to chime in and say thank GAWD it's not Chris Pine, as was previously rumored. He's already set to make a mockery of a sham of two mockeries of sham of one of my other heroes, Jim Kirk. Were he to also portray Hal Jordan, I'd probably have to turn in my geek card and say "I Quit".

Whew. Bradley Cooper sounds like he might just have The Right Stuff to play GL. And yeah, those of you in the know will totally get that I made an astronaut/jet jockey reference there. See what I did? Yeah I still got my geek cred.

*sniff* Yep.

Well, yeah, weekness to yellow is kinda lame, good thing its not that simple...
I'm looking forward to a good Green Lantern movie, but who the hell is Bradley Cooper?

I wonder if they have Pretty Guy Pity Parties every so often where the drink and bang chicks impressed by their cute actor status.

Yeah, we totally have those.

So, they're going w/ the Hal Jordan GL.

Are they going to totally retro and include "Pieface" as well?

Dustin: Is this the FAKE news item? Cause I've never heard of this guy. Actually, I've never heard of Green Lantern before, either, or maybe I'm mixing that up with Green Hornet or something else that's green, like grass.

Dustin, You can't jerk off to Kevin Smith with one hand, and rage against comics with the over. I'm really confused here, how can you possibly like Smith if you hate comics? I mean you miss half the jokes in his movies that way, it is truly confusing.

FIGGY, YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!
Bradley Cooper is frickin adorable.

FIGGY, YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!

I don't care about this Cooper guy, but no deriding of Mr. Jordan.

I thought Superman was the world's lamest superhero.

Can we just changed the name of the site to PlaygirlOnline and get it over with already?

Kolby, I think we're stuck with this. We maybe could use less beefcake but you know we're the minority. What can ya do, huh?

my nerd superhero can beat up your nerd superhero

I don't think that's being discussed, Ted.

a lame-ass superhero

But I'll call figgy the Pot! She wants to watch movies about guys who throw around playing cards.

Asked who what?

"why's that jackass sitting in a bathtub?"

Your words.

Jay: yes. As long as they take their shirts off.

I don't ask for much.

This used to kill me every single time he was on Alias: his right eye is about six feet higher on his face than his left. Just try and look at a photo of him now. You can't unsee it!

Caption for the photo:

"HYUCK! BATHTUB! HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK"

Green Lantern's ring hasn't had a vulnerability to yellow for quite a while. I doubt they'll include that in the film, as it was a weird gimmick (though memorable, evidently). The original GL was vulnerable to wood, which must have been even more inconvenient.