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Bloated Action Movie News

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (23)



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We’ll start today’s trade news with a round-up of action movie news, none of it heart-stopping, but some of it good to know.

First up: If you’re wondering what’s going on with the fourth Bourne flick, we got a little news. We already know that both Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon will be back, and we also know that George Nofi — who wrote Ultimatum, Ocean’s 12 and the script for the upcoming Hawaii Five-0 — will be writing the script for this sequel, as well. And according to a couple of Tweets from producer Frank Marshall, we know that Nofi will begin working on the script in June and they are currently planning a summer 2011 release. Two more years.

And if you are looking for a way to kill two years while you’re waiting for its release, an easy way to gobble up a lot of that time might be to go see Transformers 2. Michael Bay, also via Tweeter, announced that the official run-time for the sequel will be just under two-and-a-half hours. Actually, to be exact: 147 minutes. One hundred and forty-seven minutes of giant-ass robot nonsense. Get fucking excited, people. That’s just enough time to completely demolish your cerebral cortex.

Then there’s Star Trek. As big huge stinkin’ summer blockbusters tend to do, the date has shifted slightly for Star Trek. Now, you can catch it a few hours early. I’m sure there’ll be a ton of midnight screenings, but now it’s also a day ahead of its initial May 8th release, on Thursday, May 7, at 7:00. You’ll probably be able to start buying tickets for it in a matter of days.

We mentioned this in the box-office round-up on Sunday, but if you missed it: After the huge box-office success of the fourth Fast & Furious movie, Vin Diesel and Paul Walker have officially signed on for a fifth movie. We know nothing else except that it will be filmed in Brazil.

Finally, we’ve written about Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables quite a bit, already. It’s about a team of mercenaries who go to South America to take out a dictator, and Stallone has amassed a pretty remarkable cast of old-style action stars, including Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Austin, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, and even Eric Roberts and Brittany Murphy. Now that filming is taking place, we even have a few pics from the set:


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Comments

that last picture scares the bejeebus out of me.

Posted by: lizzieborden at April 14, 2009 10:04 AM

Judging by his expression, what we're seeing in that picture of Stallone is the exact moment his hip shattered.

Posted by: Snath at April 14, 2009 10:04 AM

Does Stallone's character kill people and then suck their bodies dry of HGH?

Posted by: branded at April 14, 2009 10:07 AM

Arnold Schwartsenegger? I though he was busy saving California from the Bush years. Anyone else know anything?

Posted by: George at April 14, 2009 10:14 AM

Is Stallone rocking a Hitler 'stache?

Posted by: hatemail at April 14, 2009 10:20 AM

Brittany Murphy? Does she play the incontinence nurse?

Posted by: BWeaves at April 14, 2009 10:22 AM

And in other "action" news:

Marilyn Chambers R.I.P.

Posted by: Duane at April 14, 2009 10:25 AM

Wow. Stallone is certainly..veiny. Nice of him to give Dolph a job though. It was always kind of sad that the guy who is a third degree black belt AND a master's in chemical engineering wouldn't be the greatest action hero ever.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at April 14, 2009 10:26 AM

One hundred and forty-seven minutes of giant-ass robot nonsense.

You know what that means, right? It means he's added more of the 'human element.' Now I bet we get a big-ass subplot about Sam's father's erectile dysfunction or something.

This is not, is NOT going to be 147 minutes of robot stabbing. It's going to be me, chomping popcorn and wishing I could fast-forward the movie in the theater just like the last one.

Posted by: twig at April 14, 2009 10:40 AM

I'm fairly certain that, with the gun as the only variable, you could use that same photo for at 98% of the films Stallone has appeared in.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 14, 2009 10:49 AM

I am actually frightened...for Stallone's well-being. It canNOT be healthy for a 60+ year-old man to be pumping that much juice into his veins, can it?

Posted by: Kolby at April 14, 2009 10:54 AM

What fourth Bourne movie?

Jeez.

The last one was good, but nigh (literally) unwatchable. I ain't gettin burned again.

Sure as hell aren't sitting in my customary close position for Transformers again either. Felt like I had my face up to an exploded diagram. When Prime and Megatron finally just started punching each other it was much better.

Posted by: Jay at April 14, 2009 11:01 AM

It's like the veins are STARING AT ME.

I feel...dirty.

Posted by: Trouble at April 14, 2009 11:08 AM

For some reason I have not been able to make it through Transformers without falling asleep. And I never sleep through movies. Something about it just knocks me out.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 14, 2009 11:19 AM

Ho Jeebus.. that one of Stallone made me pee a little.

Posted by: Jaci at April 14, 2009 12:05 PM

There are totally times when I'm ashamed to be from California. One of those times is definitely when our governor is doing a movie. Instead of, you know, running the state.

That last picture of Stallone will give me nightmares. I'll just try to wipe it from my mind by gazing at the pic of Jason Statham.

Posted by: Jeni at April 14, 2009 12:21 PM

STATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

Ahem.

Bourne 4: 4 Times As Shaky!

No thanks, nausea from one movie is enough to last me a lifetime.

Posted by: figgy at April 14, 2009 12:50 PM

We should send Greengrass a petition urging him to update his editing techniques for those in the audience who may be motion sensitive.

Posted by: Snath at April 14, 2009 12:55 PM

YES!

And we need to start a separate petition asking that Jason Statham never wears a shirt again.

For the good of humanity.

Posted by: figgy at April 14, 2009 1:16 PM

I'd definitely sign that petition Figgy.

Posted by: Lisa S at April 14, 2009 2:33 PM

Isn't that a rider on the Ryan Renyolds Ab Exposure petition Dustin is trying to get signed into law?

Posted by: Mrcreosote at April 14, 2009 4:02 PM

Snath,

Looks to my eyes to be the moment he lost total control of his bowels.

Eye of the beholder I guess.

Posted by: David McTaintwaffle at April 14, 2009 7:46 PM

What the hell happened to The Brazilian Job? I was looking forward to the reunion of The Statham, Mos Def and Seth Green.

And that last picture is clearly a man with a grossly enlarged prostate gland who hasn't peed in 12 hours.

Posted by: ALR at April 16, 2009 12:05 AM


















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