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Motherf**ker, I said Boob! / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | February 26, 2009 | Comments (38)

Well, you just knew that, after exploring a killer vagina in Teeth, some entrepreneurial filmmaker would think to make a movie (in this case, a short one) about a mass-murdering boob.

Yeah. A Boob. A Boob that kills. I’m not talking about G.W. here. I mean, literally: A killer boob. If you don’t have your tix for SXSW yet, here’s a reason to go — the full short will debut there.

Seriously. A Boob that murders. My favorite part: The Boob sounds like a drunk Cujo.









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Comments

Wow! The film industry really does hate women. Any chance of a murdering penis film? No? I thought not.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 26, 2009 10:49 AM

Now THAT is satire.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at February 26, 2009 10:50 AM

PaddyDog:

Did you miss the trailer a few weeks ago about the kid who cums like a flamethrower? You must ahve -- that was the murdering penis you are looking for.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at February 26, 2009 10:53 AM

I forgot to ask, is it just one boob and the woman's other boob sits idly by or does it aid and abet?

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 26, 2009 10:54 AM

This CANNOT be the first instance of someone being killed by a boob on film. I didn't see "Norbit", but the trailer leads me to believe it might have happened in that movie.

Posted by: RhymesWithSilver at February 26, 2009 10:55 AM

This CANNOT be the first instance of someone being killed by a boob on film. I didn't see "Norbit", but the trailer leads me to believe it might have happened in that movie.

Posted by: RhymesWithSilver at February 26, 2009 10:55 AM

Hater:

Thanks for filling me in.....and scaring me to death since I can see the sequel already in the works:
Boob versus Penis: The Reckoning

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 26, 2009 10:57 AM

Well Paddy, I have to assume the other boob is the only one that can stop it.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at February 26, 2009 10:58 AM

This CANNOT be the first instance of someone being killed by a boob on film.

You, my friend, have obviously never seen the unrated Director's Cut of Nine to Five.

Boob? Can the tagline at least be: This titty fucks you?

Posted by: branded at February 26, 2009 11:02 AM

Does one of the boobs have a goatee? That's how you can tell which one is evil.

Posted by: Snath at February 26, 2009 11:03 AM

I want killer boobs! Mine would hypnotize my prey with their dazzling succulence, and then go "Muah ha ha!"

And then kill you.

Posted by: Julie at February 26, 2009 11:07 AM

Thank you branded, you win.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at February 26, 2009 11:11 AM

This sounds so stupid. It would've been a thousand times more interesting to make a documentary about my killer boobs.

Posted by: Sofía at February 26, 2009 11:13 AM

Julie:

Don't you think your boobs are in demand enough already? You don't want to overdo it. Isn;t your cup already full? How would you fit it all in? How would you keep abreast of your schedule?

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 26, 2009 11:14 AM

Well Paddy, I have to assume the other boob is the only one that can stop it.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme

Oh, mon savage... Your wit is one of the reasons why I cyber love you.

Posted by: Sofía at February 26, 2009 11:17 AM

There were killer boobs in Austin Powers, right? With the machine guns and the gas. This is more of a tit for tat thing.

Posted by: MrCreosote at February 26, 2009 11:19 AM

Ken Russell directed a segment of Trapped Ashes that featured killer (vampiric, if memory serves) breast implants. If that's any help. He's also responsible for for Gothic, a film loosely based on the historical gathering that gave birth to the novel Frankenstein - it features breasts with eyes for nipples. Ken Russell is kind of a fucked up dude...

For some reason, I see Julie's succulent killer boobs attacking their prey like the little mouth on an Alien, only the nipples and areolas pop out to do their damage. I don't know if the mental image scares or arouse me slightly. I guess I'll find out when she goes on her boobie rampage.

Posted by: David at February 26, 2009 11:20 AM

Optimus:

You're suggesting a prequel? Boob and Booberer

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 26, 2009 11:20 AM

Cara Mia... You've been gone for so long. I spent nights pouring through the comment section, hoping for a sign of you. It's been so long.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at February 26, 2009 11:20 AM

Woody Allen did something about a killer boob ala The Blob or Attack of the Killer Tomatoes in one of his films. It was a giant breast that attacked a city. It was in Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask).

Posted by: insertclevernamehere at February 26, 2009 11:25 AM

Does this make anybody else think of that old Saturday Night Live sketch with Kirstie Alley where the race of hot, alien women come to earth and they kill men because their boobs shoot laser beams at you when you look at them? No?

Posted by: Katers at February 26, 2009 11:30 AM

Paddy my love, you have such a delicious way with puns. I bet you were Carrie Bradshaw's voiceover in another life.

Posted by: Julie at February 26, 2009 11:39 AM

*sigh*

I would still try to fondle it.

Posted by: admin at February 26, 2009 11:44 AM

Killer boobs:

My first exposure to killer boobs was in the classic 1983 horror movie, "Mausoleum" with former child Pentecostal preacher Marjoe Gortner (true story, there is still a Gortner Church not far from where I live, from the days when he was a fire-n-brimstone, hellfire child preacher....Sam Kinison was NOT the first!)

Follow the link to a full run-down, but here is the winning line in it:

http://www.1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsh-m/mausoleum.htm

Susan transforms at last into an unbelievable rubber-suit demon with grinning, skull-like shrunken heads for breasts!

I vividly remember these chewing into Marjoe's chesticals. Ah, the good old days....

Posted by: dammitjanet at February 26, 2009 12:04 PM

I seem to recall that the Woody Allen version included a line like, 'Watch out - these things usually travel in pairs!' And they caught it in a giant bra.

Another 'murdering penis' featured in Doublemeat Palace. It was hilariously nasty. Thanks for the nightmares, Jane Espenson...

Posted by: Tarn at February 26, 2009 12:07 PM

Am I the only one that want to see their previous film Rapcat? Yes? Carry on.

Posted by: jM at February 26, 2009 12:16 PM

Another in the killer penis family is Tetsuo: The Iron Man. From Netflix "It starts with a bizarre merging of flesh and metal and accelerates into a hyper- hallucinatory state where springs, wires and solder erupt from a man's body." Eventually his penis turns into a murdering conglomeration of sharp utensils.

Posted by: Sharopa at February 26, 2009 12:40 PM

Wow, that may be the best worst horror ever.

Posted by: George at February 26, 2009 1:49 PM

Maybe it's a Good Boob/Bad Boob type scenario. You know, where in the "climax" they have to fight it out in a giant tub of jello.
It does leave room for the obvious sequel: "Boobs - 2!"

As for Killer Penii, Orgazmo had the Cock Rocket. Not quite the same, I know...

Posted by: Odnon at February 26, 2009 1:51 PM

I remember catching a late-night schlockfest from, I believe, Spain a couple of years ago. The title? Killer Condom.

Posted by: Squrrox at February 26, 2009 4:37 PM

I love that in the background, someone is yelling "Boob on the loose!!!"

Posted by: Alli at February 26, 2009 5:32 PM

This is exactly why I never let my boobs run loose. I just can't be sure what they'd do.

Posted by: MissNev at February 26, 2009 6:54 PM

I love you people.

And boobs.

Posted by: bucdaddy at February 26, 2009 8:57 PM

I am Sylia a single black girl from the US. I just want to find a man who is out of my race for a servious interracial relationship. so i uploaded my recent photos on the famous site mixedmate.c0m under the name Sxynetlia, maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!

Posted by: unname at February 26, 2009 10:37 PM

"I am Sylia a single black girl from the US. I just want to find a man who is out of my race for a servious interracial relationship."
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Dearest Sylia (that's a Sylly name -- sorry, couldn't help it): Apparently you're unaware Lincoln set you free in 1863, so you no longer have to be "servious" to the white man, although if you wouldn't mind tidying up my kitchen some I'd appreciate it.

Also you might be amazed to learn there's a black president now. Serviously!

Your very white friend, b.d.

Posted by: bucdaddy at February 27, 2009 12:23 AM

I don't know why they feel the need to infer that this is due to some horrible, biochemical or medical disaster. Maybe men are unaware, but no woman is ignorant of the fact that boobs are resentful to an almost psychotic level due to lack of attention or way too much fucking attention or the wrong kinda attention or being casually ignored righty or lefty watching sister boob get all the fun. It a wonder this doesn't happen all the time.

Posted by: NoxiousNan at February 27, 2009 11:27 AM

didnt Woody Allen have a killer boob in "things you wanted to know about sex"?

Posted by: sara at February 27, 2009 8:38 PM

Well Tits to that...

That looks Chestacular

Posted by: RonnyK at March 1, 2009 6:41 AM