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Black-Light Cross-Gender Hip-Hop Crackhead Native American Lady Person

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (24)



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The otherwise culturally irrelevant former Mrs. Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillipe, hosted “SNL” last night for reasons that only make sense if you know that he’s also starring in MacGruber, due out next month, and that Lorne Michaels is a total whore. It was a fairly lackluster show, as “SNL” shows are wont to be, but the highlight of the night had to be when Phillipe dressed in black-light make-up as some cross-gender hip-hop crackhead Native American lady person. It was one of the more memorable skits in recent memory.

I hope they can somehow bring that Ke$ha character back in future episodes. Plus, Phillipe’s got some pipes! I think he could turn her into the next “SNL” movie. No lie.


Otherwise, the Digital Short was near unwatchable. The monologue — where “SNL” characters pitched their own movie ideas — was lackluster, save for Kenan Thompson (near the end):

Finally, the only other highlight: Sudeikis’ ESPN anchor was, as usual, pretty great. Tonight’s sponsor: Contraceptive sponges. “Trying to avoid the stork … Use this little vagina cork.”










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Comments

What.

The Fuck.

is Kesha.

Watching that video is clearly worse for your health than a night of heaving drinking. A night of heavy drinking specifically topped off with biking face first into a brick wall. Biking face first into a brick followed by inject a syringe of anti-freeze directly into your parietal lobe.

Holy shit, every year new music comes out, and I just keep going an in-directionally proportional distance backwards to stay away from it.

Posted by: D-Day at April 18, 2010 11:47 AM

God Ke$ha is terrible.

Posted by: kel at April 18, 2010 11:52 AM

The laser thing that Ke$ha had for the first song was pretty awesome.

I read somewhere that she had hoped to star in her own skit on SNL about a new perfume she was producing. It was supposed to capture her own body fragrace, "Shrimp in a Diaper."

Posted by: Goddess at April 18, 2010 12:12 PM

So that's Ke$ha.

Uh huh.

Everything about that performance looks/sounds like parody. Everything. Are we sure she's not some Borat-style comedienne?

Posted by: Jerce at April 18, 2010 12:17 PM

The highlight of the night, besides Ke$ha meets Avatar, was "Can't keep your legs shut? Put one of these in your front butt!"

Posted by: chayes at April 18, 2010 12:33 PM

I thought the post was real, and that the comments were playing on it. Then the horrah.... the horrah...

Posted by: Brenton at April 18, 2010 12:45 PM

Po-po needs to shut her down.

Posted by: TylerDFC at April 18, 2010 12:47 PM

its bad when they have to reuse skits (Broadview Security)

Posted by: chrisgio at April 18, 2010 12:51 PM

Say what you will, below average vocals; terrible, contrived, exploitative lyrics; strange, stupid dancing she is still better than most SNL music guests at least it's interesting. Shit like that is what sociologists will be studying in a thousand years.

Posted by: matt at April 18, 2010 12:52 PM

Ke$ha was supposed to open for Kanye on that cancelled leg of his Blacklight world tour, no? Someone is giving Kanye the finger on stage and I love it. As dirty, trashy, and untalented as Ke$ha is, her raps are being played on the radio because she didn't crush a teenager on national television. Score one for talentless Prince-stalking white trash.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2010 1:28 PM

She's channeling her inner George Clinton.

Posted by: wsapnin at April 18, 2010 1:31 PM

And the one that made me snort was "Do you need a baby blocker? Put this in your lady locker."

Posted by: wsapnin at April 18, 2010 1:33 PM

Shit. I LOVE that Kesha video. That's totally and completely my thing.
Of course, I'm inclined to cry "exploitation" over the Native American situashe, but she wasn't exploiting the stereotype, it was just a costume. A non-slutty costume at that.
It fell down at the end where she tried to pull a Gaga with her "wanna make out?" and failed. Kesha, you are many things, but you are not and will probably never be Gaga.

Posted by: Ling at April 18, 2010 1:46 PM

"She's channeling her inner George Clinton."

Yet it's coming out like Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: D-Day at April 18, 2010 3:39 PM

The worst part was the terrible background dancers she had for the first song. Maybe they couldn't move too well in space suits but come on. They looked like they put the act together in 15 minutes. With two randoms they found on the street.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 18, 2010 4:10 PM

If you sing like that, you really need black lights and face paint to act as a distraction. Unfortunately it didn't work.

Posted by: schrome at April 18, 2010 4:58 PM

Kesha is fuck ugly.

Posted by: blahblah at April 18, 2010 5:00 PM

While Ke$ha does suck, SNL's parody of the new Insane Clown Posse video was pretty funny. I don't know if it's as funny as the actual Insane Clown Posse video. Check it out

http://www.hulu.com/collections/429/143250

Posted by: mc at April 18, 2010 5:05 PM

Haha what's the point of parodying ICP, you can't make them look any dumber than they do themselves in that fuckawful miracles video. I like Kesha's outfit up there, is this wacky neon getup thing the new trend? I wish the music lived up to the image instead of being average (Gaga) or horrible (Kesha).

Posted by: Steph at April 18, 2010 5:29 PM

I watched that this morning (because I don't stays up for Ryan Phillipe) and after her first performance, I thought, "This is probably the best skit on this show." I turned to Mr. NSABW and clapped and laughed like a baby staring at jangling keys. I loved those dancing spacemen. The laser stunt didn't make it a better performance; they made it better performance art. In my fantasy, Ke$ha is a comic genius, collecting millions while laughing at the post Britney Spears era. [It could happen!]

Posted by: NSABW at April 18, 2010 6:08 PM

Patrick Wolf is better, much better. I know most of you haven't heard of him but here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH5vgng9LAg

It's ridiculous people will relate that idea to her more than him, but such is life.

Posted by: Theseus at April 18, 2010 6:40 PM

Derivative, brainless, and without even decent musical hooks.

I sense a new Pajiba-ranting favorite.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at April 19, 2010 10:26 AM

I like the florescence. The remind me of glow-in the dark dinosaurs from the Nature Company.

Being a glow in the dark dinosaur isn't bad as long as you own it.

I could like her if her songs were about Glow in the Dark dinosaurs and spacemen instead of rehab and jack.

Posted by: ThingOfThings at April 20, 2010 1:21 AM

OMG Ke$ha is so Kwel, you ppl r so rudee

Posted by: Kes$ha Lover at April 20, 2010 5:38 PM