Biz Break: Mark Wahlberg's Own Damn Stupidity Cost Him a Role in Star Trek
In an interview with Total Film, Mark Wahlberg revealed that he was offered the role of Captain Kirk's Dad in Star Trek (a role that eventually went to Chris Hemsworth), but he turned it down because all those words in the script confused his pretty little brain. "I tried to read the script, but I couldn't understand the words or dialogue or anything, and I said, I couldn't do this." It was a small but ultimately meaningful role, and I'm not sure that Wahlberg can do meaningful, and Captain Kirk's Dad hardly fits the role of blue-collar everyman that is Wahlberg's only known role.
This is just a report, but Bloody Disgusting claims that James McAvoy is thinking about taking the role of Eric Draven in The Crow. Is this good? Is this bad? I'm not sure. F. Javier Gutierrez (Before The Fall) is still attached as director and the screenplay was written by Jesse Wigutow ("The Prince"). Those credentials are not exactly awe-inspiring for a successful reboot.
McAvoy doesn't really spring to mind when I think about a murdered musician brought back from the dead to seek his revenge. Also, McAvoy already has the X-Men franchise in play, though he might be able to juggle another one like co-star Jennifer Lawrence. He just doesn't look like Eric Draven to me, but I wouldn't object to his proving me wrong. I'm just glad no one is still considering Mark Wahlberg ("Hey, crow. How you doin'? Say hello to ya mutha for me.") or Bradley Cooper and that Eric Mabius, Edward Furlong, and Vincent Perez are well out of play.
Evil Dead has released more images and a poster to satisfy your hunger for the April 5th release. Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Elizabeth Blackmore, and Jessica Lucas play the unfortunates who find themselves trapped in a cabin in the woods with...something.
More remakes? ONE MORE REMAKE. Chloe Moretz's Carrie has released a photo showcasing the chicest in prom dresses doused in pig's blood. Carrie is about to unleash on some assh*les, y'all. I must say, I am interested in seeing Moretz and Julianne Moore do their thing.
This isn't a remake, but is might as well be. The Hangover 3 has released two pictures that don't do much to convince me that it isn't the same plot as the first two movies. Bradley Cooper is still The Hot One. Zach Galifianakis is still bearded. Ed Helms has all of his teeth and no face tattoo, making him up for a piercing in a strange place. Justin Bartha is nowhere to be seen. At least Ken Jeong's wang is in his pants...er, actually I can't tell if it is or isn't.
Angelina Jolie's next directorial project is not a sequel or a remake. Joel and Ethan Coen are writing the script for Jolie's WWII biopic. The film is about Lou Zamperini, a high school track star in the 30s that joined the Air Force during the war. Zamperini crashed, survived for 47 days on a raft, and was then taken prisoner for the remainder of the war.
Last of all, we have pictures from The Amazing Spider-man 2: Webtacular Boogaloo. Apparently Spidey hangs from things and is in New York! SPOILER!
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)