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Biz Break: Kate Winslet Wants Some Sweet Franchise Money!

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | January 25, 2013 | Comments ()


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I could tell you about the five superheroes in the current draft of the Justice League script. (It's Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, and Green Lantern. Of course, who the hell else would be in a JL movie? Aquaman and Wonder Girl? That's not so much news as the attempt to keep the DC hope of a hit alive.)

Instead I will tell you that the rumored Zombieland television show will probably be exclusive to Amazon and their streaming service. This is great news. You don't have to leave behind the delightful foul-mouthed charm of the movie and you don't have to dial down the gore. Amazon can also probably hook Tallahassee up with some Amazon-approved sellers keen to unload a few crates of Twinkies.

Leprechaun, the movie that starred Warwick Davis and Jennifer Aniston's original nose, is getting a reboot. That's right. After, what, fourteen sequels or such, we now have the WWE Studio starting over with Leprechaun: Origins. The star of this much-needed origin story will be wrestler Dylan "Hornswoggle" Postl and WWE Studio head promises it will be darker than the original. Darker than a horror movie where a diseased-looking leprechaun that can only be defeated by a four leaf clover attacks a bunch of people who took his gold? GOOD LUCK, HA!

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No one listens to me and Kate Winslet is in talks to join the cast of Divergent. At least she won't have to date a ball-chinned guy in this movie. Winslet's role is not specified, but I'm hoping she plays Tris' mother.

Let's end with an unnecessary sequel clip so you can use it as motivation to drink just one more beer this weekend. The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia wants you to watch it, but you shouldn't watch it. Chad Michael Murray is squinting his way through it and this clip has his wife or something taking a bath while wearing a nightie. Then her Mom comes in to watch and talk to her, but her Mom is dead, SO SCARY. HOLY CRAP, I AM TERRIFIED THAT THIS GOT MADE.




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  • Fabius_Maximus

    Russel Crowe for the Leprechaun reborquel!

    That said, there are far more interesting and scary types of faeries that Leprechauns. I want to see a movie about redcaps. Vampiric garden gnomes with big knifes and iron-shod boots; what's not to love?

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Who else?! Hawkgirlhawkgirlhawkgirlhawkgirl!!!

    That aside, if Leprechaun: Origins doesn't include Darby O'Gill, count me out.

  • jM

    I think the character might be a bit older in the books, but maybe she could play Jeanine? I think that would be an interesting turn for her.

  • meh

    The only Kate Winslet I want is fat redheaded Kate Winsley. This skinny blonde chick does nothing for me.

  • Leigh

    Kate Winslet, Julia Roberts and Emma Stone all look smoking with red hair. Blonde? Zzzzzz.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    So, the only two body types you know are "fat" and "skinny"?

  • TheReinaG

    I couldn't read this article because the header kept distracting me. Come to think of it, I haven't been able to accomplish anything else since it went up. Damn you for making me question my sexuality and further insuring my boss keeps giving me those "come on you know you would be totally down after a few martinis" side-eyes. That being said, I'll be in my bunk.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Most bosses would be giving you the "get the hell off the web already or lose your job" side-eyes, so I think you're in good shape.

  • Kballs

    I know Kate is flawless and all but holy hell she looks ephemeral in that header pic. Her skin is as smooth as eggs.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    You know that she was 'shopped to oblivion in that pic, right?

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