Biz Break: Jane Got A Gun Continues Its Slow Descent Into Clusterf*ck Hell As Bradley Cooper Nopes Right Out.
Less confusing is the news of Daniel Radcliffe snagging the lead role in Tokyo Vice. The movie will follow Radcliffe's reporter as he locks horns with a yakuza crime boss. It's based on the true story of Jake Adelstein and his experiences with crime boss Tamadasa Goto. You can start reading up on the true bits via Wikipedia, if you like.
Apparently I can't help giving you news that induces furious rage inside of my tiny body. Kelsey Grammer will play the bad guy in Transformers 4. He joins Mark Wahlberg and Stanley Tucci in the sh*tty franchise's reboot/sequel. Grammer will play Harold Attinger, a counter intelligence agent who is a dickbag. Here's hoping one of the Transformers accidentally unloads all of its coolant on his head.
I don't think I can handle anymore news today, youse guys. Since I didn't provide it yesterday, I'll end on the much-requested CapAss gif.
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