Biz Break: If You Like Old Dudes Doing Gross Stuff in Public, Have I Got The Movie For You
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Biz Break: If You Like Old Dudes Doing Gross Stuff in Public, Have I Got The Movie For You

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | July 18, 2013 | Comments ()


I love the Jackass movies. I get much joy from the idiotic and childish pranks they pulled in the days where people being assholes in public and then watching it on television wasn’t as common. Which prank was my favorite? I would say that Bam Margera crying like a little bitch after having snakes dumped on his head stands out as a classic cinematic moment for me. Unfortunately, that isn’t the prank that the Jackass crew has chosen to make into a full-length movie. Which one will be riding a firework-filled shopping cart into theaters?

On October 25th, Johnny Knoxville is Irving Zisman, aka Bad Grandpa. Look to your left. Look to your right. Do that over and over again until you forget about this whole piece of nasty business.

LOOK OVER HERE! Hi. Zach Braff, he of the Kickstarter for the film Wish I Was Here, has decided to change his leading lady. The lead female role, of a cosplaying nerd dream girl, once belonged to Anna Kendrick, but now belongs to Ashley Greene. It’s kind of a downgrade, wouldn’t you say?



Last of all, it seems that Felicity Jones is unable to keep her piehole closed concerning The Amazing Spider-man 2 spoilers. I’m not going to let loose with her latest slip-that-isn’t-really-a-slip, but I will tell you that it pertains to her character and might hint at setting up a certain storyline in the franchise. You can read about it over on Collider, if you wish.

Even if you didn’t read it, do you think that Felicity Jones is really that dense and unable to shut her mouth after uttering the words “It’s all quite shrouded in secrecy, but…”? Is this clever marketing on Sony’s part or just idiocy on Jones’ part?

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  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Felicity Jones is in Amazing Spider-Man 2? If nothing else, the reboot-chise has lady casting much more in line with my interests.

  • BlackRabbit

    I keep thinking she's a singer, because she just has a "singer-type" name. Is that weird?

  • melissa

    In the Kickstarter backer emaill, Braff said that they had to replace Anna Kendrick because of conflicts with her schedule. It's hardly fair to imply that he just gave her the boot.

  • logan

    in my experience people are hardly fair when the truth gets in the way of a good rant.

  • I'm thrilled I don't have to see our beloved AK anywhere near that Braff thing, frankly. While he's done some good work, he's still a bit icky.

    Felicity Jones can say whatever she wants, whenever and wherever.

  • PDamian

    Thank Jeebus, AK will not be in that mess. And yes, Ashley Greene is an undeniable downgrade.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Maybe, but I find I kind of like her? I can't quite figure out why, though. I'm inclined to just chalk it up to penis-feels.

  • She's beautiful, but she's not shown herself to be a good (anything above mediocre) actor and she doesn't particularly come across as sort of knowing or intelligent. If she did, she could pull off the wink-wink approach to acting. I think she's just happy to be there.

  • GDI

    Greene is attractive, but her prior work leaves plenty of room for improvement.

  • I don't really need more reasons to dislike Zach Braff, but he seems determined to furnish them regardless.

  • BAM

    I read the title of this post and thought "didn't Grown Ups 2 come out last weekend?"

  • googergieger

    Lemonparty the movie?! FINALLY!

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    I'm looking forward to the sequel. Lemonparty 2: Girls One Cup.

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