Biz Break: If You Like Old Dudes Doing Gross Stuff in Public, Have I Got The Movie For You
I love the Jackass movies. I get much joy from the idiotic and childish pranks they pulled in the days where people being assholes in public and then watching it on television wasn’t as common. Which prank was my favorite? I would say that Bam Margera crying like a little bitch after having snakes dumped on his head stands out as a classic cinematic moment for me. Unfortunately, that isn’t the prank that the Jackass crew has chosen to make into a full-length movie. Which one will be riding a firework-filled shopping cart into theaters?
On October 25th, Johnny Knoxville is Irving Zisman, aka Bad Grandpa. Look to your left. Look to your right. Do that over and over again until you forget about this whole piece of nasty business.
LOOK OVER HERE! Hi. Zach Braff, he of the Kickstarter for the film Wish I Was Here, has decided to change his leading lady. The lead female role, of a cosplaying nerd dream girl, once belonged to Anna Kendrick, but now belongs to Ashley Greene. It’s kind of a downgrade, wouldn’t you say?
Last of all, it seems that Felicity Jones is unable to keep her piehole closed concerning The Amazing Spider-man 2 spoilers. I’m not going to let loose with her latest slip-that-isn’t-really-a-slip, but I will tell you that it pertains to her character and might hint at setting up a certain storyline in the franchise. You can read about it over on Collider, if you wish.
Even if you didn’t read it, do you think that Felicity Jones is really that dense and unable to shut her mouth after uttering the words “It’s all quite shrouded in secrecy, but…”? Is this clever marketing on Sony’s part or just idiocy on Jones’ part?
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