Biz Break: How to Make a Bomb Out of Human Flesh Using Intestines as a Fuse
YOU GUYS! The MacGyver movie is still in development, and guess what? There's a director now. His name is James Wan. You may know him best as the director of Insidious and Saw, which portends a MacGyver film with lots of LOUD jump scares and bomb made from toothpicks, duct tape, and human skin! According to Variety, Richard Dean Anderson's involvement or lack thereof is not yet known, but I'm guessing he'll cameo as a pound of human flesh.
Meanwhile, Judd Apatow has announced that season three of HBO's "Girls" will begin filming soon, which is strange if only because season two of "Girls" doesn't air until January. Will this mean two seasons of "Girls" next year, because that's all I ever wanted in life: Two cycles of critics decrying the show's problems while other critics decry those critics for misogyny. I can't wait for 2013!
I love this quote: In an interview with Entertainment Weekly about how he and J.J. Abrams pitched Revolution to NBC, Eric Kripke remarked, "I wanted to take everything I love about Lord of the Rings -- swords and swashbuckling and quests and damsels in distress -- put all that deep nerd fantasy stuff on the American highway." The best part about that quote is how he DID NONE OF THAT. God, I hate Revolution.
Shirley Jones -- she of "Partridge Family" and, ick, Grandma's Boy fame -- is set to appear in Cougar Town as the woman who buys Grayson's house under the condition that she be welcomed into the Cul de Sac crew, according to TVLine. I like it. Maybe the development will give Jules' Dad a love interest.
FX is cooking up a pretty compelling new drama called The Bridge, which is based on a Scandinavian television series. It's about a pair of detectives on both sides of the United States/Mexican border teaming up to track down a serial killer who kills on both sides. The show comes from Homeland's Meredith Stiehm, and Damien Bichir and Diane Kruger have signed on to star, while Matthew Lillard will have a recurring role as a reporter.
The Playlist has learned that Adam McKay will not only inject a few song-and-dance numbers into Anchorman 2, he plans to cast a "murderer's row" of comedians in every role, no matter how small. So, expect to see the likes of Rob Huebel, the Brothers Corddry, half the cast of "The League," and everyone that's ever appeared on "Children's Hospital." I will also go out on a limb and predict an awesome Jon Hamm cameo.
I love the speculative pairing of director Brad Bird with actor George Clooney in an untitled sci-fi film to be written by Damon Lindelof formerly known as Tesla, though Nikolai Tesla may or may not have anything to do with the premise, which is being kept under wraps. All we do know, from I09, is that it's in the vein of Close Encounters.
We covered the rumors, but it's now official: Anne Hathaway will join Steven Spielberg's Robopocalypse when and if that movie takes off, joining Ben Whishaw. Mostly, I just mention this so I have an excuse to put a Hathaway photo in the header. Why? Because she's pretty, you dumb sh*t. That's why. GOD.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)