Biz Break: Hobbit-Style Wet, Hot American F*ck, Marry, Kill

By Jodi Smith | Trade News | December 14, 2012 | Comments ()

By Jodi Smith | Trade News | December 14, 2012 |

In less exciting (to me) news, there will be a third Tron and Garrett Hedlund will return as Sam Flynn. I have an announcement to make: I have never seen the original Tron. Also, if you want to mail me presents, that's OK.

The pooptacular "The Killing" has been paroled for a third season. (I don't know that paroled is the best word there, but coffee not reach brain one now.) Not returning to the show that launched a billion internet bitch-fests will be Billy Campbell. How is there not a remake of The Rocketeer in the day and age of steampunk worship? That's what he should be working on.


Justice League spills a few more details and allows a quote from Christopher Nolan to put some hitch in your giddyap. That quote? "I can't talk about that. You know that." OHHHH HOLY SHIT YOU GUISE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? I don't either. On to the leaked details about Justice League plot!


Darkseid is the villain and supposedly he will move his home planet of Apokolips into Earth's orbit, causing imminent dooooom! Then, Superman just flies up and pushes Apokolips back into its own orbit and the rest of the movie involves pulling pranks on Aquaman.

Finally, we have the cast of The Hobbit playing f*ck, marry, kill. Sir Ian McKellen choosing between Smaug, an unnamed orc, and the Eye of Sauron is enchanting!

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