Biz Break: Brett Ratner Is Making Hercules With Dwayne Johnson, So Expect The Gods To Cure Themselves Of Powers And Suck
Moving on to news that has been trotted out for years without ever coming to fruition, Gremlins might be getting a reboot. Talks have taken place with Steven Spielberg time and time again, with his Iron Price never being met. (Rumor has it he only wanted to be paid in money taken from the weak, bathed in their blood, and in sequential bills.) This time might be the time, kids! He might decide to go full George Lucas, say f*ck it, and let someone else have their way with our childhood. Ooooh boy! I bet Gizmo will have a squeaky voice, dance to a Nicki Minaj song, and fart a lot!
Let us complete the trio of infinite sadness with the trailer for Springbreakers.
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