Biz Break: Amanda Seyfried Will Rip Out Seth MacFarlane's Heart And We Might Get A CGI X-Man.
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Biz Break: Amanda Seyfried Will Rip Out Seth MacFarlane's Heart And We Might Get A CGI X-Man.

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | February 12, 2013 | Comments ()


Seth MacFarlane's Western A Million Ways To Die In The West already has Charlize Theron aboard as a love interest. Amanda Seyfried is now, depending on where you look, either in talks or already cast as love interest #2: the girlfriend that dumps MacFarlane for being a puss. I look forward to the casting of Justin Bieber or some other skinny cock wallet as the outlaw that wants to reclaim his woman.

Which X-Men character would work as motion capture/all CGI? Bryan Singer is mulling over the possibility of using the technology in Days of Future Past. We've seen Colossus done as only half CGI performance and I think it worked well. Hepzibah? Maybe he's teasing us and making us think human character when Lockheed would be the high tech addition. Oh, Halle Berry's Storm might be returning as well. Alas, her performance will not be CGI.

"Oliver Twist" is a classic story of an orphan who falls in with thieves and something happens I guess. I don't know. I haven't read it or been much interested in it. Just know that your attempts to shame me will fall on bored ears. Anyway, Sony thought, "What if we took Oliver Twist and the Artful Dodger, aged them twenty years, and then pit them against each other with a plot to steal the Crown Jewels? MOVIE MAGIC!" So that's happening.

"Zombieland" has cast its Wichita and her name is Maiara Walsh (Mean Girls 2).


I leave you with this poster for Red 2. Let's make guesses about who the sassy broad is on the left! Catherine Zeta-Jones? Yes, probably her.


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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • mayosandwich

    Oh, please please give me Lockheed.

  • Kballs

    Look at the arrogant cock to her hip. She makes me sick.

  • kushiro -

    Look, Michael Douglas may be completely full of himself, but give him a break. He's old and his aim ain't what it used to be.

  • logan

    Can we all just agree that Amanda Seyfried is so sexy its hard to look right at her?

  • ,

    Her alien eyes are freaking me out so much it's hard to look right at her.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Um, sort of. I don't find looking at her hard because sexy, I find looking at her hard because, like, crazy freaking cute. She is also sexy, but my looking right at her problems arise from more than that.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    No. I'm going to go ahead and disagree. Monica Bellucci is sexy. Amanda Seyfried is pretty, but bland, like pretty porridge. I like porridge, but don't really want to have sex with it.

  • NynjaSquirrel

    I'd agree in part. Monica Belluci is sexy in anything, everything - even in a bath of cold porridge. Amanda S is sexy in the pic above, but many times has all the appeal of aforementioned porridge, and so it's way more situational.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Well that about sums up my position exactly. Massive difference.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Then you, my friend are missing out on the legendary porridge-job, or "PoJo" as it's known to afficionados.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Oatmeal doesn't quite suffice, either, so if you're going to try and right your errors and see what it's all about, don't half ass it. Raid a motherfucking bear cabin in the woods if you need to, it has to be genuine, high quality porridge.

  • But Oliver Twist doesn't stay a thief. I don't understand what's happening with that pitch.

  • Pinky McLadybits

    I probably explained it poorly due to writing this while tending to my sick 8 year old. Oliver is on the good side of the law and Artful Dodger is still a thief. Apologies.

  • That makes a bit more sense. It's still a brutally stupid idea that I must avoid at all costs.

  • Ley

    She looks like a tanned Miley Cyrus.

  • L.O.V.E.

    She looks like she could play Natalie Zea's younger sister.

  • Walsh is a Disney Channel alum (on Cory in the House with a fake Indian accent and was WAAAYYY more annoying that Hannah Montana)

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    Interesting. I do have a question though. How in the fuckity blue hell does one pronounce "Maiara"? May-a-ra? Mayra?

  • Pinky McLadybits

    Maiara (pronounced "MY-Ah-Da") according to her IMDB.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Are you sure about the 'D'?

  • Pinky McLadybits

    I copied and pasted, so if it is an error it is IMDB's.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    Thanks. It makes no fucking sense, but I'll go with it. She's probably French.

  • That French Guy

    Born in Seattle, Washington. And neither "Maiara" nor "Walsh" displays any hint of Frenchitude. Just so you know.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    It was a joke. Because French quite often veers as far from the phonetic pronunciation as possible. I do speak ze fran├žais.

  • KatSings

    Well, judging by it's gotta be CZJ. Look at the hip.

  • kushiro -

    I was just about to post this very comment.

  • zeke_the_pig

    'Alas, her performance will not be CGI.'
    It WILL, however, be just as unbelievable as CGI.

  • JJ

    You know what happens when a CGI character gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else, but it takes months to animate it.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    That's just offensive to all CGI characters everywhere!

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