Biz Break: 8 Bits and Bobs That Joseph Gordon Levitt Is Probably Furiously Masturbating To Today
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Biz Break: 8 Bits and Bobs That Joseph Gordon Levitt Is Probably Furiously Masturbating To Today

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | April 11, 2013 | Comments ()


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Don John, the masturbation addiction romantic comedy directed by Joseph Gordon Levitt, and starring Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore, Tony Danza, a masturbating Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Brie Larson as Silent Bob has been assigned a release date of October 18th. We caught it at SXSW this year, and it's terrific, although there's a lot more masturbating JGL than perhaps anyone should want to see in two hours.

Justin Lin is handing the reigns to the Fast & Furious franchise off to James Wan, the creator of the Saw franchise, who will be taking over starting with the seventh installment of the car-racing series that 1) will never end, and 2) inexplicably actually has gotten better as the series has progressed (thanks in large part to the addition of Dwayne Johnson).

Speaking of the Fast and Furious, that movie's cinematographer, Ericson Core, has been hired to direct a Point Break remake. DAMN YOU TO HELL HOLLYWOOD. Sure, the remake was inevitable, but it still stings.

Hailee Steinfeld , who we haven't seen that much of since True Grit, will be reteaming with Tommy Lee Jones in his directorial project, Homesman. The film, about a man escorting three mentally ill women from Nebraska to Iowa, will also feature Meryl Streep, Hilary Swank, James Spader, John Lithgow, and Tim Blake Nelson.

Though yesterday, rumors ran rampant that Alec Baldwin may be replacing The Last Call with Carson Daly in a complete overhaul of the NBC late-night schedule, it looks like that plan has been scuttled for now, as Daly has renewed his contract for another year. Baldwin is apparently still in talks for a role on late night at some future date.

HBO has landed the pilot for Ryan Murphy's new show, "Open," which looks like its a series about open marriages, i.e., what Ryan Murphy's entire career has been building toward.

With just one day to go, the Veronica Mars movie Kickstarter has now crossed the $5 million mark, which I understand triggers the dissolution of Kristen Bell's nudity clause.

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Henry Cavill and his Man of Streel grace the cover of this week's Summer Preview issue of EW, and Slashfilm has nabbed some photos from the issue.

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