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The Movie That Finally Puts Hitchcock's "Birds" to Shame

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | February 22, 2010 | Comments ()


You like romance? Yeah, there's plenty of that here. Fucking, too. But the important thing is, there are killer birds that will chew off your genitalia and take a crap in your wounds. If you're at all sensitive to depraved bird violence, don't watch this trailer. If you have even the slightest case of Ornithophobia, then turn off your computer and throw it out the window. I doubt I will sleep again for days. I won't even be able to walk outside without reminding myself that this is only a movie. It's only a movie ... only a movie ...

Jesus. Just thinking about it makes my bowels quiver.

*shudder*


(Hat Tip: EILCoolJ)



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