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Bill Murray Wants to Kill McG

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Trade News | October 19, 2009 | Comments (40)

It’s the end of a fairly lackluster day, and I feel like saving the good stuff for tomorrow, so how about this: Some Hollywood scuttlebut. But not just any bullshit gossip — this relates to Bill Murray, the greatest comedic actor in the world between 1980 - 1996. Also, a personal hero to the world over. And a man who just doesn’t give a shit, which is why we respect him so much.

Anyway, you may already be familiar with Murray’s distaste for the cock-burglar, McG, the man who destroyed the Terminator franchise again and, before that, directed Charlie’s Angels and its sequel, which Murray refused to return to after having an atrocious experience on the set with McG.

Anyway, apropos of nothing, because that’s the way these rags work, the UK’s Female First asked him about allegations that McG leveled at Murray, suggesting the the actor headbutted McG in the face during the shoot.

Murray’s brilliant retort:

“It’s bulls**t. That’s complete c**p. I don’t know why he made that story up. He has a very active imagination. I don’t think there’s been a film I’ve made where there hasn’t been some kind of physical fight. He deserves to die. He should be pierced with a lance, not headbutted.”

Why would FF star-out the “crap?” You have any idea how long it took me to figure out what that word was? Anyway, there you go: Bill Murray, like Christian Bale, and like everyone else in North America, Europe, and parts of South America, loathes McG.


(Hat Tip: The Playlist)


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Comments

Cunp?

Posted by: Sapphiar at October 19, 2009 8:14 PM

Clap

Posted by: superasente at October 19, 2009 8:27 PM

Curp

Posted by: Stella at October 19, 2009 8:29 PM

I went "what the fuck?" too.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at October 19, 2009 8:30 PM

Hey Big D, I think you got the quote a bit mixed up ... according to the article, it was McDouchebag who made the comment about not making a film which hasn't exploded in violence. FF just f****d up the highlighted quote part.

BTW, I hear McDonalds is coming out with McDouchebags (and McRibs) for X-Mas ... wonder if he'll sue.

Posted by: A Bowl Of Stupid at October 19, 2009 8:31 PM

But Cock doesn't have a P at the end...

Posted by: Chugga at October 19, 2009 8:33 PM

CRAP?

Posted by: pasadenamike at October 19, 2009 8:33 PM

Obviously crap.

Posted by: Cindy at October 19, 2009 8:39 PM

So you're saying that people in Asia, Africa, and Australia do NOT hate McG? I find that unlikely.

Also, while Bill Murray may on occasion appear to be an asshole, we have conclusive proof that he does NOT, in fact, take himself too seriously.

Posted by: MM at October 19, 2009 8:45 PM

It's obviously Crip. Murray rolls with a blue rag. But only on the left side yeah that's the Crip side.

Posted by: admin at October 19, 2009 8:50 PM

clop.

this game rules.

Posted by: stopthemadness at October 19, 2009 9:16 PM

"That's complete c**p"

chump? clump? cockpump? censorship?

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 19, 2009 9:23 PM

Carp? Cusp? Honestly, I thought it was a typo and was meant to be "cunt," which shows where my priorities are at. Man, and I hate that word.

Posted by: coryo at October 19, 2009 9:42 PM

Carp? Cusp? Honestly, I thought it was a typo and was meant to be "cunt," which shows where my priorities are at. Man, and I hate that word.

Posted by: coryo at October 19, 2009 9:42 PM

Carp? Cusp? Honestly, I thought it was a typo and was meant to be "cunt," which shows where my priorities are at. Man, and I hate that word.

Posted by: coryo at October 19, 2009 10:06 PM

Carp? Cusp? Honestly, I thought it was a typo and was meant to be "cunt," which shows where my priorities are at. Man, and I hate that word.

Posted by: coryo at October 19, 2009 10:25 PM

Woah boy. Sorry for the quadruple post, folks. I'll go ahead and take my leave. Sorry for the trouble.

Posted by: coryo at October 19, 2009 10:27 PM

does it say more about my skill of word-game or my christian upbringing that i understood instantly what c**p meant?

jk i can hardly read. and i was born in prison.

Posted by: Evan at October 19, 2009 11:17 PM

What the H-E Double Hockeysticks could it be?

Posted by: Will at October 19, 2009 11:46 PM

Chap (assless) -- He means McG is so half-assed he only wears one.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 20, 2009 12:28 AM

Nice, I also wish McG would die. He can take Ratner with him when he goes.

First Murray ragging on GB3 this morning and now this, could I love him more? He still gets mad props for beating Chevy Chase's ass. That fight ruled. Chase was being a chauvinist fucktard to the SNL girls and Murray jumped his ass for it. It's one of the best stories in "Live from New York."

Posted by: Mebe at October 20, 2009 1:10 AM

Good work Murray! You're a true artist and Hollywood maverick.

Now get back to work on Garfield 3: I Hate Mondays.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 20, 2009 2:16 AM

The Terminator franchise was dead after T2. Anyone that argues T3 was even remotely good is an idiot.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at October 20, 2009 4:28 AM

What the hell is Female First? It's a magazine? A website? Never heard of it. Can't be any good then obviously, because I know all.

Posted by: Carrie at October 20, 2009 4:28 AM

Big Daddy:
All Chaps are ass-less. Otherwise they would just be leather pants.
I should know.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 5:09 AM

Bullsoot?

Posted by: jim of the lower case at October 20, 2009 6:51 AM

Sentence 5 is not Bill; it's McG. I had to read FF to get that straight, so somebody owes me.

Posted by: Christopher at October 20, 2009 8:23 AM

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seems it is named: ___T allmingle Co M___ ,if u want to find some fun or lov ers, please have a try !!!

Posted by: gorden at October 20, 2009 9:03 AM

SO.. not only has no one gotten it, but we've given up?! What the H, people?! I need to know! I spent may sleepless minutes hours last night trying to figure this out! I've no clue!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at October 20, 2009 9:40 AM

But aren't all chaps assless? Everyone always calls them "assless chaps", like there's another kind? Is there? I'm not a cowboy or a biker, so I wouldn't know.

I'm a wingman.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at October 20, 2009 10:22 AM

Sorry Lindsey, I didn't read down after I saw TCFKAB's comment.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at October 20, 2009 10:24 AM

I was distinguishing between assless chap and lip chap.

And Lwa'e' I'm certain you know the difference, and since you bring it up, I've never seen a horsewoman who didn't have a great ass. That tells me something about you, something I'm happy to know.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 20, 2009 10:52 AM

camp?

Posted by: jim of the lower case at October 20, 2009 11:01 AM

I would pay good money to see Bill Murray headbutt McG. Can we start a fund to make that happen?

Posted by: stardust savant at October 20, 2009 11:09 AM

SO.. not only has no one gotten it, but we've given up?! What the H, people?! I need to know! I spent may sleepless minutes hours last night trying to figure this out! I've no clue!

I think it is "crap". I think Dustin is saying that it took him a while to figure it out because he wouldn't think a magazine would censor "crap". After reading that, I also thought he meant it was another word.

However, I might be wrong. Hang on a sec, guys, I write a program to give us every permutation of cXXp. There are only 676...

Posted by: pissant at October 20, 2009 11:29 AM

OK, I created every permutation of cXXp that contains at least one vowel(including 'y'). I then pasted that into the comment box and relied on Firefox's spell-checker to eliminate permutations that weren't words. Here is what we are left with.

Note: None of this would be necessary if Dustin would just fucking tell us what he meant.

camp
carp
chap
chip
chop
clap
clip
clop
comp
coop
corp
crap
crop
ctap*
cusp

* - OK, that isn't really a word, but throw in a hyphen between the 'c' and 't' and you got something that is just asking to be defined.

Posted by: pissant at October 20, 2009 11:41 AM

I think the most hilarious part is "pierced with a lance." It's so...specific. Is it a bible reference? Is it the lance in his pants?

Posted by: marya at October 20, 2009 12:44 PM

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 12:48 PM

Lwa'e'

Yeah, like that.

(Yours?)

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at October 20, 2009 6:55 PM

As far as you know. :-}

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 20, 2009 11:53 PM





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