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Best Clip Ever

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (28)

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Nine days people. Nine days until death and destruction, blood and guts, tentacles and teeth. I’m a huge fan of Jaws, but this new critter, he’s got tentacles too. He sorta puts Bruce to shame. For instance, take this first clip. It’s a thing of beauty. Don’t pay any attention to the talking - just wait for the last shot.


The second clip, well damn, that’s pretty good too. Cold ass Grandpa:

The final clip isn’t terribly exciting, but we get to see how things started and went wrong with Eric Roberts’ military experiment. Rogue Sharktopus, y’all.


I don’t care what you thought you were doing September 25th at 9 pm; now you know what you’re doing. Join me as Sharktopus kicks ass and takes out no-named actors.









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Comments

One of my fantasy football teams this season is named the Pacific Sharktopuses.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at September 16, 2010 5:18 PM

Wild child!

Posted by: Sofía at September 16, 2010 5:24 PM

If your annoying teenaged daughter ( I am assuming annoying - no sound so I can only base my assessment on body language) gets a stain on her ugly green shirt use Tide....

Cut to Sharktopus messily dismembering said teenaged daughter with accompanying gore oriented staining on ugly green shirt...

Cut to mother using tide pen or whatever to get gore out....

Remember, Tide...for those times when Sharktopus...oh, my god...it just dismembered my daughter...slekrtjewkrjekrjerkewj....as mother is also messily dismembered by Sharktopus in a fit of complete and utter awesome.....


Posted by: redtuna at September 16, 2010 5:41 PM

Who, the hell, bends over like that to dig in the sand. She was asking to get tentacled.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 16, 2010 5:46 PM

We need to have some sort of live event for this. We also need someone to sponsor this. I suggest Jack Daniels. And perhaps Zig-Zag

Posted by: Sean at September 16, 2010 6:09 PM

Who, the hell, bends over like that to dig in the sand. She was asking to get tentacled.

Wait, this was shot in Japan?

Posted by: branded at September 16, 2010 6:17 PM

The only thing that could make Sharktopus better is two Sharktopuseses!

Posted by: Ben Ruthlessburger at September 16, 2010 6:30 PM

"Rogue Sharktopus" is the second most preposterous TV situation after the X-Files, "This is a classic case of demon fetal harvesting."

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 16, 2010 6:38 PM

Gawd, BWeaves, blaming the victim! HOW DARE YOU!

Hee. Oh, Eric Roberts. You shall win that Oscar yet. Keep reaching for that rainbow!

Posted by: figgy at September 16, 2010 6:41 PM

I think I have to consider scrapping my Halloween construction plans and just make a giant Sharktopus for the front lawn. For nothing could be as terrifying as that creation on SyFy. Nothing.

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2010 6:47 PM

This requires live assessment.
And alcohol,lots and lots of it.
Tentacle drinking game

Posted by: DeckOfficer!! at September 16, 2010 6:48 PM

I'm holding out for Sharkapotamus.

Posted by: Mrs Smith at September 16, 2010 6:57 PM

Cold Ass Grandpa knows what is what. There is no shortage of bimbo ass in the world, but a Gold Coin? THAT is special.

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Posted by: blackwhiteromance.com at September 16, 2010 8:40 PM

I still don't understand why, or how, Sharktopus growls. Theories?

Posted by: harlequin13 at September 16, 2010 8:45 PM

i see trailers for these syfy movies and have a hard time believing they are real movies and not just spoofy trailers and clips.

so do people actually watch them? like for real watch them from beginning to end, not just cheer at funny trailers?

Posted by: idleprimate at September 16, 2010 8:49 PM

Wait a second...is Cold Ass Grandpa Roger Corman?

Posted by: Ben Ruthlessburger at September 16, 2010 8:54 PM

I'm getting married Sept. 25th. I think I'll probably still be doing that. Maybe they'll allow a private screening for my guests...

Posted by: Lindsay at September 17, 2010 12:09 AM

Hee. Oh, Eric Roberts. You shall win that Oscar yet. Keep reaching for that rainbow!

Y'know, I kind of love Eric Roberts for NOT reaching for that rainbow. He would rather be paid than hold out for great material (which he knows by now will always go to a different actor anyway). I respect that.

Posted by: Edith at September 17, 2010 1:20 AM

I still don't understand why, or how, Sharktopus growls. Theories?

Questioning the Sharktopus is a great way to hear God laugh.

Posted by: Rykker at September 17, 2010 3:02 AM

I feel hurt by them trying to act, but much better when sharktopus punishes them. I will be on the couch with booze within reach and my "liver at work" sign.

Posted by: Nicolae at September 17, 2010 3:11 AM

Most of the time I reside quite happily in Europ, but there are rare occasions when I wish I were still living stateside. Sharktopus is one of those.
I suggest the sequel take place in the Alps, to which crystal clear sparkling lakes the sharktopus has been driven. Imagine the grizzly-sharktopus combat scenes!
Proposed title: The hills are alive... with the sound of growling!

Posted by: cinekat at September 17, 2010 8:30 AM

aww dammit ... sharktopus escaped ... not again! awesome piece of filmmaking. this will be in my film collection right between the legend of the chupacabra and zombie strippers!

Posted by: Craine at September 17, 2010 10:05 AM

Rule# 1 of straight-to-video/TV shark movies: The sharks ALWAYS roar. Hell, the shark roars underwater in Jaws 2 at one point. Also, if people are underwater with normal SCUBA gear they will likely still talk. This phenomenon is known as "looping dialogue in the studio later".

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 17, 2010 10:40 AM

Daddy's a little creepster, no?

Posted by: myjetski at September 17, 2010 10:42 AM

I think it's a mistake for the sponsors to run extremely well produced, artfully designed, expensive ads before clips for 'movies' that look like they were made by the 12th grade drama class.So, yeah...loved the new Nissan ad!

Posted by: brite at September 17, 2010 12:13 PM

It's official...Mrs. Lantern and I have a Date Night set for the crapbag of awesome that will be Sharktopus.

Oh and for those who've asked, Sharktopus growls because it has great rage in its heart.

Finally, for the record...yeah that girl was TOTALLY begging to be tenticled bending over for that gold coin like that...the turn of the ass cheek, the arch of the back for the boobie push...it was probably more than poor Shartopus could bear!

Posted by: Green Lantern at September 19, 2010 6:48 PM

The definition of some really good mp3 players for kids? My cousin is 5 years of age and for christmas I would like to buy her a music player, she loves my nano but I think it would be difficult for her make use of it. Are there give ones for kids?

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