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So Much: Paul Rudd Is Dorky Cool, Robert Downey, Jr. is Pissed Off, Ben Folds, and More

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (38)



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Tonight’s edition of Barrel Scrapings is actually pretty great, so stick around for these news items.

First off, Tara Reid is apparently returning to the franchise that made her a star, before she stopped being a star and started being the Incredible Human Train Wreck. Looks like she’ll be in the next American Pie movie, the seventh in the series (although, this one, like the last several installments, will go straight to DVD). The title: American Pie: The Book of Love. It’s sort of a DVD reboot, if you will. The logline: “Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity.”

Oh ho ho. Belly chuckle! Let the hilarity begin!

I don’t know why I didn’t include this in the High School Musical 4 video from “SNL” post, but there’s even more Zac Efron news today. I know! I can feel your tingles through my computer monitor. Anyway, Efron — it has been confirmed — will star opposite Dwayne Johnson in the race-car action pic, Johnny Quest. Apparently, that title means something to some people. It’s based on a vintage animated series inspired by James Bond that originally ran in the 60s before getting a second shot in the 80s. I’ve never heard of it. However, Johnny Quest was actually an 11-year-old boy in the original series, so — according to the L.A. Times — they are considering changing the name of the movie, what with Efron clearly being 13 years old (also, the studio fears that Speed Racer has tainted vintage cartoons for movie adaptation purposes).

Elsewhere, Elisabeth Shue — who was unable to resurrect her fading career playing herself in last year’s decent Hamlet 2 — has signed on to play the sheriff in Alexandra Aja’s 3D remake of Piranha. The movie is about a lake full of piranhas who start attacking locals. There’s probably not much more you need to know about it, except that John Sayles had a hand in writing the original screenplay and Roger Corman once did a television remake. I think that about sums it up.

Now the fun stuff. First off, here’s a snippet of an interview with Robert Downey, Jr. at a junket, in which RDJ gets pissed off. And, typical of the former Defamer editor, Seth Abramovitch somehow tries to make RDJ the dick in this scenario:

First Journalist: I’ve got to ask. What do you think [Tropic Thunder Method actor] Lincoln O’Siris would think of Jamie’s performance in this?

Robert Downey Jr.: Next question.

Robert Downey Jr.: By the way I could just say that to all them.

First Journalist: Do you think he’d approve?

Robert Downey Jr.: I have no idea how to even begin answering that question. And by the way—I want to have a good time. I want to have a great time, just that one tied my fucking shoelaces together right off the bat. What else you got?

Second Journalist: So I’ll kiss your ass and maybe it’ll be better.

Robert Downey Jr.: I don’t think that’s the answer either. Yeah, you do your thing and I’ll do mine.

Finally, as I must, I leave you with two clips. The first is Paul Rudd on “Sesame Street.” And as hard as he tries to be lame, somehow Rudd still comes off as super-cool. Dorky cool, but cool all the same. Amazing, really.


And finally, this probably should’ve gone in TK’s music news today, but he missed it (probably on purpose, the bastard). Anyway, in a couple of weeks, Ben Folds is putting out a university A Capella album. This, from author Nick Hornby: “I’d be surprised and delighted if I heard a better album than this in 2009. Ben Folds has recorded a whole bunch of top-notch university choirs who’ve been singing his songs a capella as part of their repertoire, and the results are just fantastic. Some of your favourite Folds songs - ‘Jesusland’, ‘Brick’, ‘You Don’t Know Me’, ‘Landed’ - have been re-arranged so that instruments and percussion are replaced by the human voice, and I’m completely addicted. And the lead vocalists put every single Pop Idol entrant ever to shame.”

High praise. High praise.

Here’s a short promo clip to whet your appetite:

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Comments

Apparently, that title means something to some people.

Look out Haji!

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at April 13, 2009 9:08 PM

No offense to anyone involved in the Johnny Quest movie, but Venture Brothers did it first and better. OK, it's not exactly Quest in that Johnny Quest himself is a character, sort of, but seriously it's all the update that series needed.

Of course, thanks to The Rock, I'll probably still be seeing it before retreating back to my DVDs and my lonely corner that I sit in with all the other Venture Brothers fans (all 4 of us) complaining about how no one loves our brilliant show and Tim and Eric can die in a fire.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at April 13, 2009 9:13 PM

The Rock as Race Banon? OH MY HEAD!!! IT HURTS!

Posted by: Alex at April 13, 2009 9:16 PM

Wait, people actually like Ben Folds? I thought everybody was like me, i.e. his cover of "bitches ain't shit" is great, but the rest is way too poppy and formulaic. It's like listening to processed sugar.

Posted by: the_wakeful at April 13, 2009 9:44 PM

the_wakeful: Granted, Way To Normal was kind of bland, other than a few stellar songs, but Rockin' The Suburbs and Forever And Ever Amen were AMAZING.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at April 13, 2009 10:05 PM

I want to have all of Ben Folds babies. ALL OF THEM.

Posted by: coveredinbees at April 13, 2009 10:10 PM

The hell do you mean, you've never heard of Jonny Quest? Poppycock. Sure, sure, misspell it with the "H" to look uninformed. You know the score.

Probably not on the album, but there's YouTube video of a college group singing his arrangement of "Bitches Ain't Shit". One can hope!

Posted by: Jay at April 13, 2009 10:44 PM

The Book of Love is long and boring. No one can lift the damn thing.

Posted by: Shell'sBells at April 13, 2009 11:03 PM

I might be imagining this, but Johnny Quest wasn't about racing. It was about a kid and his dad, their dog and their Indian friend/servant/lover going on adventures and fighting aliens and shit. My dad used to watch it, but we thought the animation was pretty crappy and hated it. There was a character named Race, but I don't remember no cars.

Hee. I love RDJ.

Posted by: figgy at April 13, 2009 11:30 PM

The Venture bros. is one of the best shows on tv.

MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA!

Posted by: Jesus Tralfaz at April 13, 2009 11:34 PM

IGNORE ME!

Posted by: Alex at April 13, 2009 11:42 PM

MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA!

Wait a minute! That's insane! They're total liars! I kept my mouth shut when Dean said he could read Sanskrit. Then when Hank said he wanted a piece of him, I was like 'fine! whatever!', but Mecha-Shiva?! They are so lying, I'm innocent!


Posted by: Jay at April 13, 2009 11:50 PM

"Revenge is best served like gazpacho; cold, precise, and merciless."

"Oh, yeah, you can never get too much precision in your soup."

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at April 13, 2009 11:54 PM

First of all, that album was clearly inspired by the A Cappela version of "Bitches Ain't Shit".
Secondly, I believe you are referring to the same Venture Bros. Episode with the Southern Lawyer that's a half-formed fetus jutting out the chest of a hulking man-child? Delightfully fucked up.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 14, 2009 12:19 AM

Well, Optimus, Jesus Tralfaz and Jay were. Alex is referencing Twenty Years to Midnight and I was referencing Showdown at Cremation Creek Part 1 but to fit in with the crowd;

"A list of my peers would read as follows: Flying Squid and Tigeriffic; Truckules; Lord Mostly-Magic, King Fantastic Outfit; Fee Waybill of the Tubes; Suicide Girl Teegan; Bill "Superfoot" Wallace; Happy Go Clucky and Swiss Misstery; Chaka Igloo and my 8th Grade earth science teacher Mr.Tringe. Oh… and Bizarro Oscar Wilde as an alternate.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at April 14, 2009 12:34 AM

Love Venture bros. Need to catch up on that.

Paul Rudd can do no wrong.

Posted by: Mick J at April 14, 2009 1:04 AM

Figgy's right, Johnny Quest doesn't involve racing. I mean I'm sure there was an episode at some point where Dr. Xin held Bandit hostage and the only way Johnny could rescue him was to race against a robot car or something, but no, it's not a racing show.

I had a crush on Jessie Bannon as a kid.

Posted by: Lucas at April 14, 2009 2:33 AM

As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson. You have succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino.

#21: Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before.
#24: Allegedly.
#21: Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability.
#24: Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor.
The Monarch: Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden!

How does it feel to be a liar with pants constantly on fire?

Posted by: Jesus Tralfa at April 14, 2009 5:50 AM

"It's a speed suit, not a jump suit! It needs to be tight across the shoulders and roomy in the crotch."

The Rock would be much better as Brock Samson.

Posted by: MrCresosote at April 14, 2009 6:49 AM

It's full of charts and facts and figures, and instructions for dancing.

I wonder how many college a cappella groups cover Magnetic Fields songs. I should look that up on youtube.

Posted by: Lucky at April 14, 2009 7:08 AM

OH, the list of peers... Only Col. Gentleman's lists rival it.


Oh and I love it when you sing to me.

Posted by: Jay at April 14, 2009 7:20 AM

Folds, schmolds.

Posted by: TK at April 14, 2009 9:06 AM

Oh, I HAVE to get some Venture Bros. DVDs... poor husband, it's all cartoons all the time with me.

Paul Rudd, I love you. I love you so hard.

Posted by: redherring at April 14, 2009 9:23 AM

I watched both Jonny Quest (NO H!) and Speed Racer back in the day, and they're both jumbled into my head as the same cartoon.

Jonny Quest had Dr Benton Quest, Bandit (a dog), Hadji Singh, Jonny Quest, Jessie Bannon, and Race Bannon.

Speed Racer adventures centered on his powerful Mach 5 car, his girlfriend Trixie, his little brother Spritle with pet monkey Chim-Chim, and his mysterious older brother, Racer X.

Maybe it was that "Race/Racer" thing that gets me confused.

Posted by: BWeaves at April 14, 2009 9:30 AM

Paul Rudd can do no wrong.

Posted by: Mick J at April 14, 2009 1:04 AM

Over Her Dead Body

Venture Bros. quote contribution:
"I am the bat."

Posted by: dave at April 14, 2009 9:45 AM

have been re-arranged so that instruments and percussion are replaced by the human voice

Um, didn't Bjork do this like five years ago? But with original songs? Oh, yes, that's right, she did. With Medulla. So why is this Hornby person saying this as though it's never been done before?

Venture Bros. =

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 14, 2009 9:51 AM

Hey! my

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 14, 2009 9:51 AM

stupid html.

Venture Bros. = *heart*

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 14, 2009 9:52 AM

Dr. Orpheus: It craves... purity... it devours... purity... it seems to be... What the hell is this thing made out of?
Dr. Venture: Nothing.
Dr. Orpheus: Come on...
Dr. Venture: Alright fine, I might have used a few unorthodox parts.
Dr. Orpheus: Just tell me one!
Dr. Venture: An... (mumbles)
Dr. Orpheus: An what?
Dr. Venture: An... orphan.
Dr. Orpheus: Did you say... an orphan!?
Dr. Venture: Yeah... a little.. orphan boy..
Dr. Orpheus: It's powered by a forsaken child!?
Dr. Venture: Might be... kind of... I mean, I didn't use the whole thing!

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at April 14, 2009 11:34 AM

Dr. Girlfriend: [in line at the yard sale] Sweetie! Isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?
The Monarch: No way, where? Oh, holy crap, he's with a girl!
Dr. Girlfriend: Oh yeah, that guy's totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH-1.
The Monarch: But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible!
Dr. Girlfriend: ...straight!

Posted by: annoyingmouse at April 14, 2009 12:52 PM

"And as hard as he tries to be lame, somehow Rudd still comes off as super-cool."

I actually feel the reverse is true - the harder Rudd tries to be cool, he still comes off as super-lame.

Posted by: samantha t at April 14, 2009 2:02 PM

Dean Venture: Hank! I had my pubes shaved. I'm gonna put them under the pillow for the tooth fairy!
Hank Venture: Did the doctor see that creepy dog dork of yours?
Dr. Venture: Hank, don't brag to your brother about your circumcision.

Posted by: dave at April 14, 2009 3:33 PM

Serpentine! Serpentine!

Posted by: Ponies at April 14, 2009 4:47 PM

oh how I love the Venture Brothers. I need to get those DVDs myself. that shit is so re-watchable.

Posted by: Ana at April 14, 2009 5:17 PM

Ben Folds and Paul Rudd in a Globe Costume. Kind of makes up for the fact that they are pumping out another American Pie movie. Just saying.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at April 14, 2009 5:58 PM

As much as I love Ben Folds, I'm meh about the album. A cappella groups have always bugged me. It's all that choir training, it strips the character right out. Blandy blandy blancmange.

Posted by: Geetch at April 14, 2009 6:40 PM

...you get training in choirs? Having done the university a capella thing (and you needed stamina just for the social part, never mind the singing - all the kids on that video look suspiciously far too perky and pure, must be the choir from Stepford U) it mostly consists of interminable practice and conductors yelling and the choir ignoring them and eventually it all happened. 'Bland' not necessarily the word i would use for the process or the result.

Posted by: Oztraylienne at April 14, 2009 10:27 PM

I dropped all that shit when I got to college, so my experience of the process is limited to high school. Almost all of the members of the a cappella group were also in choir, so maybe the training (my choir got LOTS) just carried over. But regardless of the level, most a cappella groups sound really whitebread and boring to me.

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