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The Daily Trade Round-Up / Seth Freilich

Trade News | January 1, 2007 | Comments (28)


The only real good news out of TV world this week is that the SciFi Channel finally picked up “Battlestar Galactica” for a fourth season. They’ve only ordered 13 episodes at this point, but considering that there was a question whether we’d get any fourth season at all, I guess we take what we can get. Of course, I understand why there was a question about picking up a fourth season: The show — though a critical darling — doesn’t do much ratings-wise. But at the same time, I still don’t quite get why it was actually a question — even if it’s not doing much in the ratings, SciFi is still barely considered a “real” network by anyone, so are they really going to kill the only piece of original programming that has ever received high praise? (The few other popular SciFi shows tend to either be not of their own creation, like “Dr. Who,” or shows largely unloved by the reviewing world, despite fan-love, like the “Stargate” claptrap.)

And with that out of the way, we turn back to Pilot Watch 2007. There’s been an absolute flurry of pilot-related news over the last week, so there’s a bunch to talk about here. CBS starts things off by giving us yet another goddamn lawyer show, and I’m a bit perplexed about this one. It’s an untitled pilot about L.A. public defenders, starring Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Janeane Garofalo. First of all, Gosselaar will be playing a well-off lawyer who decides to become a public defender, which sounds just a touch like James Woods’ “Shark” character. And while I guess Gosselaar has outgrown his “Saved by the Bell” days (although I never saw him on “NYPD Blue,” so I’m just going off what I read), I can’t imagine he can hold a candle to Woods, even when Woods is playing an overblown caricature of himself. But more perplexing about this show is: Janeane Garofalo? I mean, seriously, is it 1993 again?

CBS also has several other pilots in the works, only one of which sounds like it even has the potential to be worth a damn. There’s “Skip Tracer,” starring the generally laughable Stephen Dorff as someone who hunts down missing people. But I’m sure it’ll be very different than the identically themed CBS show “Without a Trace.” Certainly. Then there’s “The Man,” featuring LL Cool J (maybe it is 1993 again) as an L.A. cop who finds himself becoming a father figure to a boy who has been orphaned following a drug bust. The only thing I’m interested in seeing LL Cool J appear in is Deep Blue Sea 2: Sharks Smarter. “Viva Laughlin,” meanwhile, is the one that could potentially be worth a damn, not because I care that Hugh Jackman is producing it, but because the plot (about a dude who wants to open a new casino in Laughlin, Nevada) is at least something different. And sure, CBS’ final pilot of the week, “Demons,” is kind of about something different too. It will focus on a guy who performs exorcisms. But I predict this show will bite. Hard. I mean, I love the mystical shit, and I love Harold Perrineau (Michael from “Lost”), who will play a priest, but the show’s lead will be played by Ron Eldard. Of the utterly retarded “Blind Justice.” And between that show and “Men Behaving Badly,” I’m convinced that Eldard is television poison.

Fox, meanwhile, has the other side of the holy war with “The Minister of Divine.” This is a show which makes me realize that it absolutely is 1993 again, as it may give us Kirstie Alley’s return to network TV. Based on a BBC show (“The Vicar of Dibley”), Alley will play a former wild child who moves back to her small hometown to become the local preacher. And presumably cures the town of its evil ways by eating everyone’s sin.

Finally, Fox also has the distinguished claim of being the first network to give an actual episode order to a new show, meaning “Action News” is the first program with a presumed guaranteed slot on network television this fall. Fox is putting its faith on the show’s talent, both in the form of its creators (Christopher Lloyd, a writer and co-exec producer for “Frasier,” and Steve Levitan, creator of “Just Shoot Me”) and, more importantly, its stars, Kelsey Grammer and Patricia Heaton. It’s a multi-camera sitcom about a local news shows, and while it’s rare anymore to get a good multi-camera sitcom, there’s certainly enough talent here to warrant Fox’s enthusiasm. But given Fox’s sitcom track record of late, there’s a little voice in the back of my head telling me everyone may be sorely disappointed. Although I guess it could be worse — it could have Ron Eldard as the weatherman.

And I’ll leave you with this fantastic quote. At Sunday night’s Writers Guild Awards in New York, Tina Fey said this about the low-cut dress she was wearing: “I hear Aaron Sorkin is in Los Angeles wearing the same dress — but longer, and not funny.”


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Seth Freilich is Pajiba’s television columnist.


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Comments

M-P Gosselaar turned out REAL nice.

1993 is so the new pajiba.

Posted by: Britt at February 14, 2007 10:22 AM

May I point out that Viva Laughlin is also a remake of a British show, called Blackpool (Viva Blackpool on BBC America)? It starred among others David Tennant (the present Doctor Who).

Presumably they're gonna treat it like every other remake: stretch and squeeze it till it's pretzel dry. I already dread what Life on Mars Bar is going to be.

Posted by: Jeff K at February 14, 2007 10:24 AM

Deep Blue Sea 2: Sharks Smarter
Oh please, pretty please? That would be 10€ well spent, for once.

Posted by: cinekat at February 14, 2007 10:34 AM

Judging by the title alone, "Skip Tracer" sounds like it might be more "The Fall Guy" than "Without a Trace," which would be awesome. I want cameos from Lee Majors and Douglas Barr!

Posted by: Tim at February 14, 2007 11:00 AM

"Fox, meanwhile, has the other side of the holy war with "The Minister of Divine." This is a show which makes me realize that it absolutely is 1993 again, as it may give us Kirstie Alley's return to network TV. Based on a BBC show ("The Vicar of Dibley"), Alley will play a former wild child who moves back to her small hometown to become the local preacher"

Ohh.. NOOOO.
The Vicar of Dibley is wonderful. It stars Dawn French of French and Saunders, Wild West, writer of AbFab... etc.
Why can't twits like Kirstie Alley realise that they shouldn't even TRY this stuff?

Posted by: Loob at February 14, 2007 11:47 AM

"The Vicar of Dibley"? I'm not one of those people who are always hard-pressed to dismiss any US remake of a British series, but I very much doubt Kristie Alley is going to get near the hilarity that Dawn French lends to the title character in the British original.

Posted by: MJ at February 14, 2007 11:49 AM

SciFi is still barely considered a "real" network by anyone, so are they really going to kill the only piece of original programming that has ever received high praise?

Farscape, anyone?

Posted by: shaggy at February 14, 2007 12:10 PM

From imdb

Aaron Sorkin credited as writer for
85 episodes of the West Wing
45 episodes of Sports Night

Tina Fey credited as a writer for
4 episodes of SNL

Dear Ms Fey
124 episodes pf SNL as an actor notwithstanding
please shut the hell up until such time as you've written as many hours of great television as the good Mr Sorkin - preferably while also coked out of your skull.
Just cause Alec Baldwin is hilarious does not mean you are brilliant.
Amadain.

Posted by: PyD at February 14, 2007 12:17 PM

Dear "PuD,"

Sorkin sucks. Fey rules. I wouldn't consider IMDB as a dependable, error-free source, Spanky. Studio 60 is a fetid corpse of a television show with some sort of thick, smelly liquid seeping from its inflamed anus: boring, self-important bullshit.

Posted by: Rich at February 14, 2007 1:06 PM

If you need a loved one found.....If you have no where else to turn.......Just Call *dramatic pause* SKIP TRACER!

dun-nuh-nuuuuh, duh-nun-nun-nuuuuhhhhh.....

The only thing I'm interested in seeing LL Cool J appear in is Deep Blue Sea 2: Sharks Smarter

If there aren't filming it already, I vow to bring it to the screen.

shaggy, I am with you on Farscape. It seems weird how the quality original programming SciFi offers have low ratings, but everybody and their grandma comes out for the crappy B-movies they dump out every month. WTF?

PyD, what does Amadain mean? Seriously. I have no idea what that is. Also, while I can understand your offense at her statements, I notice you never said she was wrong about his show not being funny. And comparing West Wing and Sports Night to SNL is ludicrous, because the shows don't have much in common.

Posted by: Vermillion at February 14, 2007 1:35 PM

MJ and Loob, you stole my post. Kirstie Alley was good on Cheers. That's about it. Dawn French is brilliant and that show is one of the reasons I dearly love PBS. Well, that and I got totally sucked into a NOVA on bonobos in Uganda last night. But anyways, point was, Kirstie Alley, stay away from BBC territory!

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at February 14, 2007 1:38 PM

are we talking about the same kirstie alley here? cheers? are ya kidding me? she was rot. shelley long spanked her.

Alley is just a the urban Roseanne.

Posted by: britt at February 14, 2007 1:47 PM

are we talking about the same kirstie alley here? cheers? are ya kidding me? she was rot. shelley long spanked her.

Alley is just the urban Roseanne.

Posted by: britt at February 14, 2007 1:47 PM

damn. nothing ruins snarkiness like a double post. my bad ya'll.

Posted by: britt at February 14, 2007 1:48 PM

Well yeah Vermillion cause its not very funny but Jesus taking pot shots at someone with as many great scripts - a great script is a great script be it comedy or drama, be it 4 mins or 45 - under their belt as Sorkin smacks of hubris.

30 Rock is not nearly as funny or clever as it thinks it is. Studio 60 is, well, not funny. But Sorkin is never gonna be sadly mocking Fey on tv - he's got drugs to do dammit.

And 'Rich' enjoy your opinions - I really have no wish to debate diametric opinions, its meaningless.
Scatology does not necessarily equal funny.

Posted by: PyD at February 14, 2007 2:16 PM

Guys.

The Vicar of Dibley eats ass.

A tedious, predictable, safe, sorry mess, that harkens back to the staid set-up/punchline agenda of 70's British sit-com, and (sorry to say) the majority of lame US sit-com that filters over to this Sceptered Isle.

Dawn French is about as funny as an asthmatic child in an airlock, and the surrounding 'characters' are all sit-com staples.

I can't imagine a US version improving on it.

Stick with The Office, I believe it's quite popular Over There.....

Posted by: marius at February 14, 2007 5:08 PM

I didn't see Tina Fey comment but could she have just been referring to how their two shows were compared as basically the same premise except 30 Rock is a half-hour long comedy and Studio 60 is an hour-long drama, especially before they began? Like I said, I did not see her say it but that's the first thing that came to mind.

Posted by: Erin at February 14, 2007 5:38 PM

Okay, the annoying nit-picking post of the day:

David Tennant is the new Doctor, not Doctor Who. Doctor Who is the show's name, the character is simply "The Doctor".

I don't know PyD, but I presume based on the way (s)he used the word Amadain that it is intended to be the Irish word for "fool". That actually is Amadan, but spelled with an "i", it's either the genetiv declension or the plural in which case PyD seems to have been addressing more than one poster.

Finally, Marius. I totally agree. The Vicar of Dibley is a sub-par, laugh track-driven piece of crap not uo to Dawn French's early work at all.

Here's a secret: just being British doesn't make it good.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 14, 2007 7:14 PM

What, no mention of Drive with Firefly alums Nathan Fillion and Tim Minear? Unfortunately I don't have high hopes for it, but I'm crossing my fingers regardless.

Posted by: Ophelia at February 14, 2007 8:27 PM

I love all things Sorkin, but Tina Fey's comment was hilarious!
And dead on.
That is all.

Posted by: majandratoo at February 14, 2007 8:54 PM

"Here's a secret: just being British doesn't make it good."

Are you sure? I thought it did. Pass me my drool cup.

Actually I think everyone knows that, jackass. But we all also know that people have varying tastes. Humans, I mean. As you go on through life it might get very annoying for you if you are constantly disappointed by people's individuality.

Posted by: Loob at February 14, 2007 10:06 PM

@ Paddydog: I was counting on it.

Cheers, mate.

Posted by: Jeff K at February 15, 2007 5:31 AM

Wow, wow, people. Before we draw any blood, let me say that I was just comparing actresses, not the show as a whole. I know it takes more than a hilarious actress to make a good show. Let me explain it through Math:

Dawn French > Kristie Alley

That's all.

Posted by: MJ at February 15, 2007 9:23 AM

I'm a huge Galactica fan but they need to lighten the fuck up. It's depressing, too depressing, a little humor wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 15, 2007 11:00 AM

You won't see Sorkin making pointed remarks because he's too fucking high to think, much less write a decent teleplay.

While I'm not Tina Fey's biggest fan (though SNL has suffered with her departure), she's a damn sight better than Sorkin, who can't seem to go five minutes without writing a lecture. He is not a comedic writer, regardless of how people extoll the virtues of his dialogue. Some guy standing there talking does not a comedic genius make.

And don't even get me started on this "Vicar" remake. One of my favorite BBC programs of all time. While not Dawn French's best work (her earlier show, "Murder Most Horrid", was awesome), she was great, and that Fox thinks that Alley can even begin to match the acerbic wit of her "Vicar" just goes to show that what decent programming they do have was an accident.

Posted by: Smokin at February 15, 2007 4:01 PM

Dawn French > Kristie Alley

Lol! For some reason this struck me as rib-ticklinly funny... Gawd I'm such a loser

Posted by: rose no thorns at February 15, 2007 4:13 PM

"While I'm not Tina Fey's biggest fan (though SNL has suffered with her departure)"

You really think so? She was good on Weekend Update even though she was severely hindered by pure Fallon shittiness. In my opinion, this new crew has made things, interesting.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 15, 2007 5:59 PM

Barbado-

I'll agree that Fallon limited Fey, at least to the extent that his moronic shtick was super annoying. But she was good, her delivery always reminded me a bit of Chase...maybe just me.

Not the biggest fan of the new cast. I like Amy Poehler, but Seth Meyer irritates the ever living crap out of me. Of course, that may be a personal thing.

I think we'll start to see more and more filmed sketches, digital shorts, whatever the hell you want to call them. Most seasons have had them, and some have been extraordinary (the Phil Hartman/Jan Hooks dance short springs to mind). But as good as "Dick in a Box" and other shorts, digital and otherwise have been, they're not exactly live.

Posted by: Smokin at February 16, 2007 12:53 AM





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