Based Only On These Photos, Which of These 5 Movies Would You Most Like To See?
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Based Only On These Photos, Which of These 5 Movies Would You Most Like To See?

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | June 4, 2013 | Comments ()




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Inherent Vice


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Short Term 12



Knight of Cups


Captain America: The Winter Soldier



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  • From Wikipedia, so take that for what it's worth: "'Birdman' tells the story of an actor (Keaton) – famous for portraying an iconic superhero – as he struggles to mount a Broadway play. In the days leading up to opening night, he battles his ego and attempts to recover his family, his career, and himself. The play in the film is an adaptation of Raymond Carver's What We Talk About When We Talk About Love."

    Maybe it's just me, but that doesn't sound nearly as entertaining as a Harvey Birdman movie would be.

  • Lee

    Short Term 12. Birdman is drowning in ugly footwear.

  • misslucyjane

    Upon reading the confused reactions to the Captain America pictures, I now understand how GoT bookreaders feel, and I want to hug my Winter Solider books to my bosom. (But they're digital, so there goes that plan.)

  • carrie

    all except Captain America

  • zyzzyva

    I think the real question we should all be asking is what the hell happened to Michael Keaton??!!! (The man walking in front of Birdman...!)

  • Bert_McGurt

    I thought I was the only one who noticed that!

  • i dont know what birdman is..but i totally want to watch case its harvey birdman!

  • dizzylucy

    Probably none, but I really want to warn that dude there's a guy dressed up like a bird behind him.

  • BWeaves

    Do birds have 6-packs? Or codpieces?

    OK, I know nothing about Birdman, but that outfit looks like it's difficult to move in. Is he supposed to be fighting crime in it? Because if I were a bad guy, I'd laugh in his face and then tip him over. I bet he can't get up by himself.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Birdman looks like he's headed to a fetish ball at the Eyrie. Personally, I don't think his codpiece is opulent enough.

  • Pinky McLadybits

    Opulent Codpiece is my new band name.

  • mswas

    But it's nice and leathery!

  • True_Blue

    If I recall my biology lessions correctly, birds don't have dongs--the only ones who do are swans, ostriches and ducks. And male ducks have monstrous dongs (which they use to rape female/dead male ducks). So either Birdman is a eunuch, or he's got a dong down to his knees (my apologies for the mental image).

  • Bert_McGurt

    Oh, leathery for certain, but it's missing something. Do I dare suggest he...put a bird on it?

  • Fredo

    Right now, I have to go with Captain America: Winter Soldier but only because that was a really good series in the comics.

  • Puddin

    My heart says Inherent Vice, but my genitals say Captain America.

    Oh genitals. You win. You always do.

  • BobbFrapples

    They'r really making a Birdman movie? What the hell?

  • Boo_Radley

    None of them?

  • DataAngel

    This is a trick question, right? Because Cap Ass.

    Birdman looks like he should be on an episode of Arrow.

    .... or Castle.....

  • Guest

    SHORT TERM 12.

    *Is Captain America fighting Cobra Commander in that photo?

  • Joe Grunenwald

    INHERENT VICE looks and sounds like it should be a John Waters movie.

  • DataAngel

    Now that I'd watch.

  • BendinIntheWind

    Winter Soldier, NOW WITH 100% MORE CAP ASS!

  • koko temur

    * mandatory CapAss reference*

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  • AudioSuede

    *Predatory CapAss reference

  • Snath

    Cap! Unless Birdman is an attorney.

  • Laura

    Based only on these photos? Uhhhh...

  • Gaius

    I'd be more intrigued if it were Harvey Birdman...

  • pissant

    Damn, Michael Jackson is lookin' fierce in that last photo.

  • tmoney

    Only if Birdman is the live-action adaptation of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.

  • PDamian

    Birdman, because what the hell?

  • Sherry

    Off-topic but I totally want to find out what's happening in the first Birdman image. Did the guy in front just fart? Did Birdman just squawk? What is going on there??

  • Three_nineteen

    I believe the guy in the first picture is Michael Keaton, so it may just be his face.

    All the second picture does is make me realize I haven't seen Michael in a while. BATTLE!

  • Fredo

    I just hope they brought in Stephen Colbert to play the part of Phil Ken Sebben. Cause otherwise they might as well not make it. for Petey Potamus and his "thing he sent you"....????

  • True_Blue

    I'm totally unfamiliar with Birdman (I assume he is a comic book character)...but I can foresee with 99% accuracy that when the movie bombs, the media will report how the Birdman "laid an egg" in the box office last week.

  • Afferbeck

    Most people know Birdman from this awesome show

  • Fredo

    Close. Birdman was a Hanna-Barbera cartoon character from the 60s. He was in the same vein as Space Ghost. Cartoon Network repurposed them for comedic gold.

  • Conor

    Antonio Banderas as Azul Falcón or GTFO!

  • pajiba

    SHORT TERM 12. But that's only because I've seen it, and it's the best movie of the year, so far, and probably will remain so. It will break you open and breathe affection into your souls.

  • John G.

    Someone I know just saw it yesterday and said almost the exact same thing to me.

  • BWeaves

    I'd watch "Captain America: Ass" but I think the title needs some work.

  • koko temur

    it really, really, does not.

  • Rochelle

    I'll watch the Cap Ass gif, but Captain America was a terrible terrible movie.

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