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Well, I definitely want to see the Oz movie--so much prettiness packed into 1 movie. And I _would_ like to see Machete except for the fact that I took my kid to all the Spy Kids movies back in the day. Seeing a Spy Kid with a push-up bra feels just...pervy.

Tom Cruise looks like he's wearing a transformers suit.

That Charming Potato movie sounds almost exactly like Steven Seagal's misunderstood masterpiece, Under Siege. A Navy warship is besieged by terrorists and the only one who can stop them is.. the cook!

Mental. No contest. I've been trying to email Liev Schreiber for ages, asking how much it would cost to hire him out to sit inside my telly and act in everything that ever appears on that screen.

Man, Tom Cruise will do anything to appear taller.

james franco is wearing the hell out of that tophat

.....None?

That's actually not Toni Collette in that picture from Mental, unless she's like, hiding out of view. It's Rebecca Gibney, who's also in the movie, and is a mostly TV actress here in Australia. This isn't meant to sound douche-y, it's just that I get so few perks as an American living in Australia, and being able to correct mislabelled pictures of Aussie actresses no one's ever heard of is one.

i want to see nothing

"All You Need is Kill" and "White House Down." Those are real titles to movies.

The first one sounds like some dark, alternate future where John Lennon became global dictator after the Soviet Union simply assumed that one Lennon was as good as any other Lenin.

The second one sounds like some late nineties comedy where Martin Lawrence becomes President. This of course sets up World War III which he hilariously loses to John Lennon setting up the first movie.

If none of this makes sense to you, might I suggest being doped to the gills on OTC cold medicine. It's really working for me right now.

Attention, Tom Cruise! You are 50 years old! There's a time and a place to run from explosions in a mech suit, and it's when you're younger than 50.

Tom Hanks already made a saving Mr. Banks movie. It was called Joe vs the Volcano.

Every single one of these pics brought to mind a old movie i.e., Robocop, Die Hard, every single Robert Rodriguez movie, etc.

Wow, they ALL look good. Usually a few of the pics shown in these features look terrible, but all of them look like stuff I'd enjoy(except for Michael Cera, but it's a personal thing with him).

Alexa Vega, how you've grown... grrrrrowl...

I'll likely end up seeing nearly all of these once they hit Netflix or iTunes, but the only one that might drag me to the theatre is Mental. Those stills of rifle toting Schreiber and happy Toni Collette don't look like they came from the same movie, and I'm intrigued as to how they get reconciled.

I gasped aloud when I saw the first picture of Liev Schreiber, I shrieked when I saw the second. Naomi Watts...bitch...I want your life.

Is it me or does Liev Schrieber look like Jason Bateman's bulkier, hairier brother in those pictures?

teen wolf too

White House Down looks to be the reason people love to shit on the movie studios.

Right...so at first I was all "Tom Hanks, yup"...and then I scrolled down to Liev Schreiber and GIANT SCARY FISH and my mind was instantly made up.

And then, last-minute Leisure Suit Coogan surprise. Alan Partridge in a landslide!

Tie between Saving Mr. Banks and Look of Love.(I was hoping for a pic of Emma Thompson as P.L. Travers.)

Ok, why does Michael Cera's head look like it was photoshoped onto a giraffe neck?

Or is that just me? Cause I'll just be over here if it is...

I'm going to go with 'Machete Kills', although if Tom Cruise's movie lives up to that still, it's going to be hilarious, albeit unintentionally.

While as a general rule I'm down for movies like 'White House Down' I might give this one a pass because I don't buy Tatum as an action hero. Plus, at worst this will just be a big sloppy Hollywood blowjob to Obama and at best it'll just be a 'Die Hard' remake and we've already got(a better)one of those coming out.

If 'Oz' comes out over the holidays I'll probably take my mother to go see it, but outside of that I've no real interest on my own despite that header picture.

OZ if Michelle Williams accepts my marriage proposal and Mental if Liev Schreiber accepts to be my lover.

OMG! That picture of Cruise is so hilariously awesome I'm giving it serious consideration as my new screensaver.

Coogan, I'll watch that man in anything.

*looks at Tom Cruise pic*

That picture is so unintentionally hilarious its depressing.

Is this a Starship Troopers reboot?

Are you kidding? It's called "All you need is kill." That title is upsetting me more than any picture of Tom Cruise wearing Sigourney Weaver's hand-me-downs.

I think I'm the only person who will always adore Stephen Dorff. "Power of One," baby! (Also featuring young Daniel Craig!) So, yeah, I'm in for that one.

Only one of these pictures has Toni Collette in it, which makes this a really easy question to answer. Liev Schrieber is just gravy.

Actually none of these pictures have Toni Collette in it, as HDB413 says above. That's Rebecca Gibney.

Yep, that's a Liev Schrieber look I can get behind.

Machete Kills. The new bra from Victoria's Secrets "I'm no angel" collection.

Walt Disney looked like my Grampops. Tom Hanks looks like a perv.

Also, lesbian Steve Coogan with a pornstach? I'll give him extra points for the silk pocket square and the cufflinks.

Tom Hanks looks like a kid toucher. In a strange sympathetic way

Somehow, that picture of Emma Roberts is more shocking to me than that of Alexa Vega. (Maybe because I stared at Alexa's picture for like twenty minutes the other night? Who knows.)

So basically Spuds is doing Die Hard, but in the White House. He looks like he raided John McClane's suitcase with the battle scarred wife-beater.

Also when did Dakota Fanning and Evanna Lynch start looking interchangeable?

Do you think we'll get to see Tom's disembodied head on ice.

And why did they cast Michael Cera to headline the Cosmo Kramer story?

Is that Bruce in the background of the third Mental picture? Because if it is I am ALL IN.

Adult world cause... John Cusack

honestly, none... and LOL @ Cruise

Ditto. Based on these photos alone, I am not going to rush out to see any of these.

I'll watch the Coogan, no question, but I'm right there with you.

Mental. Liev Schreiber is cool.

Why does Tom Cruise think he's a tough guy? He's not. He's little and silly. In "All You Need is Kill" does he play a weaponized one-man-band? WTF? "I wanna be Iron Man!" "You can't, Tom, there's already an Iron Man." I WANNA BE IRON MAN!" "Okay, we'll figure something out."

Yeah, no. MI, MI2, MI3, Ghost protocol, far and Away, War of the World's, Knight and Day, All the Right Moves prove beyond all doubt that you a bigot who likes farting andb arfing out bullshit lies about people.

You are obscenely jealous of Tom Cruise and the mega success he has become.

We get it.

He has PWNed you now and forever.

Get over it.

Yeah, that is whatever you were talking about for you.

Well you went wrong with your banner picture with Rachel Weisz and Mila Kunis looking like they're about to make out. My brain refused think of anything else after that. So...here we are.

Oz looks like it got ripped out of an episode of Once Upon A Time, which isn't necessarily a bad thing... but it might be.

Oh also... Steve Coogan all of the movies please.

I will likely see them all, but I give two thumbs up to a deliciously smarmy Steve Coogan. And Tank top Charming Potato is not so bad either.

As alluring as Machete Kills appears, I'm rather indifferent to all of these, but based on its ridiculous image, All You Need Is Kill is dead last.

They all look good, except Oz.

I'm excited for Oz the Great and Powerful but have that gut feeling I'll be disappointed. It's also hard not to think about what it would have been if Robert Downey Jr. had stayed in the lead role.

Holy Crap! That's the Spy Kids little girl?

Indeed.

She grew up.

Skinny little Alexa Vega. She grew up. She filled out

And after years of working with her as a child Rodriguez has put her in leather chaps. That's creepy.

C-TATES! YA BOI! WHITE HEEZY DEEZY 4 SHEEZY!

When I saw the stills from White House Down, I thought "Burnsy needs to see these".

Yo, that shit some mad art up in there. Fo' realz.

Tank top!!!