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Those all look various shades of terrible. Anything that bills itself as a 'musical event' or as 'the [fill in the blank] of the holiday season should be consigned to Outer Darkness before it even gets a chance to hit the screen.
Nebraska isn't so bad.
Can't go wrong with The Keach.
I really like the poster for Charlie Countryman, and I'm still a sucker for Lebouf.
None. Ever. No matter how much you paid me. STOP THREATENING ME.
The one the says "Mads Mikkelsen" on it. - but only if I can fast forward through all the parts without him.
So, you have Mads in your movie, but you choose to put The Beef's face on the poster? No.Also, even without Payne and Odenkirk, that Nebraska poster is fabulous.
None of them really make me wanna part with my hard-earned dollars.
Am I the only one who thought of Black Sabbath's N.I.B. when they saw the Black Nativity poster?
That Madea one is going to haunt my nightmares. Good Lord.
I like the Nebraska poster, but the rest look terrible.
Black. Nativity.Looks.A.Hot.Goddamn.Mess. Holy shit! How did somebody create something that looks worse than a Madea Christmas film in which, I assume, she cracks sassy-like about black Jesus, Mary really being a Ho, and what she woulda turned the water into? And I'M BI-RACIAL. I give up.The imagery in The Dirties poster is very intriguing...then Kevin Smith.The Grudge...then Kevin Hart.Charlie Countryman - Very solid cast...then "No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"Nebraska - Ooh, Alexander Payne, nice...then Will Forte has second billing. Huh? MacGruber?
I started filling with rage at the Dreamworks Face present in the Frozen poster... but then I scrolled down a bit and saw Clifton Collins Jr's expression. Well played, sir. You made the face funny instead of annoying; not an easy task.
There is barely any dreamworks face in the Frozen poster. Closest would be blue dress chick.
Black Nativity- Looks incredible bad and cheesy. We are talking &th Heaven bad here
Charlie Whatver- I like Evan R. Wood but even she is not worh suffering through Shia
The Dirties- Might torrent it because I will forever be grateful to KevinSmith for that Eliza Dushku in a cat suit gift he gave us
Frozen- Fuck yeah. Sadly they dub animated movies in my countries(god I hate them for it) So sadly I will wait for torrents or buy the DVD whatever comes first
Grudge Match- No thanks
Hellbenders- Meh might check it out if I am bored
Nebraska/On the job- Meh
None. None of these.
Good lord, this is the worst round-up of posters I've seen on this site to date. Nebraska is okay, though kinda rote. Honestly, the only one that is interesting from a design perspective is the Shia flick, and, you know, it's Shia, so that's not getting Redbox'd by anyone in my house.
Black Nativity, is that a joke?The Charlie Countryman poster is great but LaBeouf? No.The Nebraska poster reminds me of my grandpa. He had think, whispy hair like that and he would let me style it like a troll doll. And now I have the sads. Miss you grandpa Louie!
1) Charlie Countryman (Mads + Sundance = me giving it the benefit of the doubt)2) The Dirties (I will see anything Kevin Smith does, even though that will sometimes mean suffering on my part).3) Nebraska (because of the cast and it was a great Springsteen album)
Isn't Black Nativity a Tracy Jordan film?
Could we pick a remix of multiple movies?
I'd pay good money to see "Black Nativity Vs. A Madea Christmas: Frozen Grudge Match".
Oh you are high!
Hellbenders 3D looks awesome. I'll need a lot of alcohol, probably some recreational drugs as well and we'll be good to go.
Only professional drugs can get me through a modern cinema experience nowadays.
Nebraska. Odenkirk wins.
I like the On the Job poster the most, but I don't want to get down with any of these. Can you imagine how aggressive On the Job would be? Pointing things at you or chasing you down to maintain control by the fire? No thank you.
Hell Benders 3D is what I'll be seeing when I drop the niece and nephew off at Frozen. I don't know what is happening in that poster, but Clifton Collins Jr., and Clancy Brown = for a good time call. It looks crummy but good.
Nebraska when I'm in the mood to get my heart ripped out be quality story-telling.
Can we talk about Black Nativity for a minute here? I'm generally a pretty nice person, but movies that try to warm heart make me feel dead inside and then I feel rage. I want all of the actors to be in a better things that don't have angels and threats of heart-warming.
I love Angela Basset and when she shows up in things like Black Nativity or This Means War, my heart dies just a little.
I hear ya. Unfortunately, even actresses gotta eat.
Oh, I know. I meant it as more of a commentary that she's not given material worthy of her. Hell, what was she doing that she couldn't be in The Butler instead of Oprah? (not that I thought The Butler was amazing, but could you imagine what she could have done with that character?)
I'm actually hoping that her AHS character has some fantastic material and that maybe she'll get a great cable series out of the role.
0 for 9 again Hollywood...
Jeebus, I don't want to see any of them.
There is almost too much to love about Black Nativity. 100 percent chance this DVD is $3.99 at my local CVS six months from now.
I know you mentioned "lay down by the fire", but is "take out behind the barn and shoot in the head" an option?
You know, I've always gotten those phrases mixed up...which made my first time watching "Old Yeller" a very uncomfortable experience.
how 'bout IN the fire, more like… all of them.
BLACK NATIVITY is, of course, a prequel to BLACK CHRISTMAS, right?
NEBRASKA had me at "Alexander Payne".
And Bob Odenkirk.
On The Job because I always fall for these types of movies.Also, Charlie Countryman. Although it is a Lebeouf movie, the poster looks really good. Even better when one notices Mads Mikkelsen's name. Last would be Kevin Smith's The Dirties.