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The only thing that interests me about The Railway Man is Hiroyuki Sanada...and they left his name off the poster. Hm.
Based only on the posters, none of them :(
Did they just recycle images from A Single Man for that Colin Firth poster?
I see that "Under the Skin" poster and all I can think about is the video for Shatner's "Bohemian Rhapsody" from a few years back. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
Ooof! None of them.I'm cranky today.
I think the Transcendence poster would catch my eye in a walking-past-the-bus-shelter kind of way. And Adult World says "John Cusack", despite the rest of it's ridiculousness. Really, they are all pretty awful. And what did they do to Firth's eyes??
These posters are all terrible, but I will say, with a smidgen of shame, that Jeremy Irvine makes me feel all cougary and then there is Colin Firth so lions.
Under the Skin
I will watch anything with Tyler Labine in it. If I don't make it out of that undoubtedly terrible movie alive, let it be known that I regret nothing.
"Based on a true story."
So, I wonder who's killing who this time around for Emma and Evan...
The Poster are so very superb and Mind Blowing to be watch .http://goarticles.com/article/...
So they're adapting Dean Koontz novels now? The poster is somewhat interesting, though.
The Railway Man also looks like it might be worthwhile.
Under the Skin, but then I read the great novel so I already know what I'm looking forward to.
Why did they misspell Evan Peters' name on the Adult World poster?
oh my god EVEN PETERS, that's some shoddy work right there
or an attempt at a subtle joke.
The worst part about the Maladies poster is that it has Alan Cumming's name in small print on the bottom. If they were smart, they'd put a giant picture of Alan Cumming in a kilt on the cover, no matter the plot, with STARRING MOTHER F'ING ALAN CUMMING in all caps. Because he's the most fabulous fabulocity in the whole wide world.
It also has David Strathairn in the tiny font. A proper treatment of the Maladies poster would be "CATHERINE KEENER, ALAN CUMMING, DAVID STRATHAIRN, (that other girl's name), and also I think James Franco works in this."
You had me at "Cumming in a kilt."
What's the best way to get people to see my movie..okay ideas people...you, go!
I know, have the star pose on the movie poster with his pants around his ankles!
You think that'll work?
Hey it worked for Bucky Larson.
Excellent idea, run with it!
Tyler Labine, though. ADORABLE.
But not one of these posters says "Watch me."
I'm most intrigued by Under the Skin. I'm most repulsed by Emma Roberts looking like she's going to choke out everyone who dares to see that film in theaters.
UTS was a damn fine novel so I'm really looking forward to that.
'Odd Thomas' looks like it might be a decent movie. The poster for 'Transcendence' makes it look like the Johnny Depp-est movie ever.
I saw a preview for this dreck. It looks sincerely terrible, but not in a silly Johnny Depp way. Just in a shitty movie way.
My first thought on "Transcendence" was "what is the matrix?"
It looks like Nicole Kidman just cranked the dial on her face level all the way to "Zooey Deschanel".
I had trouble actually recognising her. But she's probably wearing a huge splash of Photoshop by Adobe.
Judging from the Maladies poster, the primary malady of the film is smugface.
I think they left some text off "Ma ladies in the hizzous"
The poster for Maladies makes it look like Tiptoes 2.
I too enjoyed Odd Thomas. I loved the book and the movie didn't disappoint.
Odd Thomas was really, really good. I love Anton Yelchin. That's all.
He is an adorable young thing, isn't he?
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