By Jodi Clager | Trade News | February 19, 2014 | Comments (View)
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Terence Stamp, what are you doing? You're too good for that. You should be filming a Sprint commercial or something.
I believe that the "Brick Mansions" poster imparts a valuable lesson: If you don't want people to find you and explode you out of a building, then don't put your face on the building.
If the entire focus of the poster is to be believed, the two faces of January are in Viggo Mortensen's pants.
Did they artificially "turn" Emma Watson's face to the right?
That beard on Nicholas Cage looks like it costs a lot......or is it real?
I am angry. Terrence Stamp doesn't deserve 7th billing, particularly behind that pack of mediocrites.
The Art of the Steal because they've managed to Photoshop Matt Dillon into a movie coming out in 2014.
Kevin Hart is looking at the money.Other than that, everyone else is just gazing off into the distance.
People need to stop billing their horror movies as 'based on a true story/actual events.' It's almost as tired a gimmick as 'found footage.' I know that both are supposed to add an air of verisimilitude, but it rarely ever works and the times it does aren't worth all the times it fails miserably.
Besides having the most nonsensical misuse of the 'Too Sequel Notation' - I mean are the chicks that already thought like men teaching new women to think like men? I don't get it - the "Think Like a Man Too" poster has to have the absolute worst photoshop that I can remember seeing from someone who wasn't blind or mentally handicapped.
That being said, if you gave me a hundred guesses, I would never guess that, that was Oscar Isaac on the "Two Faces of January" poster.
I kept staring and staring and staring ... and finally convinced myself that Michael Fassbender was NOT on there somewhere.
Well, anything that makes Nicolas Cage look like he's not 90% bald...
Haha. I thought it was the Nic Cage one myself...
*Only because it's Amy Pond.
I can't stop wondering what the fuck happened with that leg. The calf is way to small and short compare to the rest of the leg and foot.
Obviously a foreshortening effect caused by the near lightspeed exit from the mirror. The other effects not consistent with such (ie blowing hair...), well, she is coming out of a frapping mirror, you wanted consistency??? Wrong movie for that....
I'm going to suggest no more than two of the people in EITHER group on the "Think Like a Man Two" poster weren't even on the same continent let alone in the same room.
Usually I don't look for Photoshop on movie posters. Unlike magazine covers and such, I can accept some alterations to make the movie more enticing. It is blatant advertisement, rather than advertisement passing itself off as honest capturing of the subject.
That said, Good God is the photoshop on the bottom half of "Think Like A Man Too" poster terrible. Was the guy drunk at the Wacom tablet or something?
Michael Ealy plays Mr. Fantastic. None of the men were there.
Wait there's a new movie with David Belle in?
If I heard correctly, it is an American remake of District 13....with Belle in it.
I...really don't know what to think about that.
District 13 was a pretty dumb movie that was only worth a damm for the fucking amazing free running sequences with Belle, so as long as this provides more amazing free running sequences I'm in like flynn.
I think that's goddamn bullshit and I want to punch something.
Too soon man!
I am not convinced that any actual human beings will be appearing in any of these films.
... Emma Watson is playing Noah? Gender swap. Nice.
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I don't know...is FemNoah single? Cute, motivated, likes animals, builds boats -- very nice.
you just made her into the female Ron Swanson.
Damn, now I'm completely sold!
Hopefully she looks like this when topless:
No. It's her tears that flood the world. Because she was supposed to end up with Harry, and got Weasely...
Maybe she's God and just cast the "smite-um with water-um" spell?
You're both wrong. She's crying because God faxed her the schematics for a frigging crate instead of a boat.
Needs more face rage, less "oh no, everything's wet".