Based Only On The Movie Posters, Which of These 5 Movies Would You Be Most Likely to See?

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Based Only On The Movie Posters, Which of These 5 Movies Would You Be Most Likely to See?

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | April 15, 2013 | Comments ()






Insidious Chapter 2


Star Trek Into Darkness


300: Rise of an Empire


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  • gforcetwwo

    Stark Trek: Into Darkness, because, Duh?

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    RIPD because Bridges and Reynolds and sci-fi/fantasy action and, accordingly, awesomeness.

  • Is that Eva Green in the 300 sequel?

    *checking imdb*

    IT IS. What the hell is she doing in something so dreadful? She is WAAAY better than that.

  • Aaron Schulz

    not 300 ever, star trek or ripd

  • Nicole_OCTV

    The poster for Aftershock looks less like an actual movie poster and more like a visual aid for a university lecture on the portrayal of women in the media.

  • TheReinaG

    Is Uhura the star of the Star Trek movies? I must have missed that in the first one.

  • emmelemm

    All of 'em, Katie. I have LOOOOW standards.

  • Bea Pants

    Oh Eva Green. So pretty. Such bad film choices.

  • Irina

    Hell no.
    Was there a Chapter 1?
    Eva, you're better than this.

  • Robert

    I guess Aftershock. Eli Roth is a mediocre film director but an excellent horror fan. The films he helps bring to theaters, much like Guillermo del Toro, tend to be pretty good.

    I'd say Insidious 2 if I thought there was any actual wiggle room or need for a sequel to that sucker.

  • toblerone

    5.That's not a "Movie Poster" and No.

  • LadyJustus

    Did anyone else see Will Ferrell (and not Ryan Reynolds) in the teaser poster with The Dude and those RIDICULOUS guns and think to themselves "alright, I'm game"?

  • DataAngel

    YES! Both the header picture and the poster, but especially the header picture. And then I think "this could be good". Then I realize it's Ryan Reynolds and I reset things to "meh".

  • Cazadora

    Yes, there's nothing like artfully arranged, female dead bodies to suggest to the movie going public that this is the film to see.

  • jthomas666

    I like the idea of RIPD, and Bridges looks great, but I'm just getting too much of a MIB vibe from the whole thing.

  • poopnado

    Really? I'm not getting enough of an MIB vibe. From anything.

  • BWeaves

    OH! I was reading it SNOID IS NI Chapter 2. I thought it was the sequel to Monty Python and the Holy Grail where Snoid, the middle head shout's NI, and gets upset that he doesn't have a hand to wield a sword, like the other two heads do.

  • Every time we do one of these it seems like the posters get worse and worse.

    RIPD? Did a 12 year old come up with that?

    I can hear my Graphic Design teacher screaming in a rage at that Insiduous monstrosity. You can't even read that shit!

    But, I love Zoe, so we'll go with her.

  • toblerone

    +1. Unless its Deadpool or Captain Excellent film Ryan Reynolds really should not be allowed to make any more movies.

  • zeke_the_pig

    To quote Lana Kane: Yupppppppppp

  • DataAngel

    Star Trek. Because Star Trek.

  • Sarah

    Star Trek Into Darkness and 300: Rise of an Empire.
    All the others are incredibly dull and forgettable

  • csb

    None of the above.

  • zeke_the_pig

    If the 300 one is actually a poster, then I'd watch that, because it would mean that the marketing team has as much contempt for the production as I do.

  • They had to put a lot of work into making Eva Green look that off.

  • Guest

    +1. I thought it was Abby Miller.

  • Wembley

    Eva Green? I thought it was KStew in the Snow White sequel.

  • Kala

    I swear to Godtopus that I thought it was a zombie-fied Kristen Stewart.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Isn't that just normal Kristen Stewart? Unless you mean, like, zombie-squared? Jesus. Actually... then you could change the cover of that damn Twilight book from a pair of hands offering you an apple to a a pair of rotting zombie paws offering a fresh juicy brain. Better already.

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