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Based Only On Set Photos, Which Of These 6 Movies Would You Most Like to See?

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | March 13, 2013 | Comments ()


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Trance

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The English Teacher

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The Butler

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V/H/S 2

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Man Of Steel

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G.I. Joe Retaliation

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  • Buck Forty

    I'm no fashionista but where can I get me some of those GI Joe flaming pants? They are awesome.

  • e jerry powell

    G.I. Joe: I See Man-Breasteses

    Except that there's Men's Fitness for seeing Man-breasteses. And W Magazine for seeing Bruce Willis's Man-breasteses.

    Julianne Moore! Julianne Moore!
    Always more Julianne Moore.

  • Jenn TheYellowDart

    Uh, G.I. Joe is the only correct answer. You all mocked me when I adored the first instalment. NOW LOOK! It's going to go so far. Reach for those stars, Joe.

  • mediapileup

    VIncent Cassell + James McAvoy = Winner
    (Is it sad that the first thing that always comes to mind when I see James McAvoy is the faun he played in Narnia? He was a very cute faun, though.

  • Jezzer

    VHS 2, and the one where the guy has no shirt and is really attractive.

  • Jim

    {scans downward} nope nope nope nope {sees last photo} Whoa!

  • Nadine

    Rosario Dawson just makes me sort of glaze over. In a bad way. So boring.

  • mb

    I feel so much secondhand embarrassment for Superman.

  • psemophile

    TRANCE.
    SO MUCH TRANCE.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    The one with Lily Collins and Julianne Moore because I'm shallow.

  • stardust

    Even though I know it's going to be a pile of shit, I'm going to have to go with GI Joe: Part Whatever, Don't Care Because Bruce Willis and The Rock.

  • Trance, definitely. Since my boys will insist on seeing G.I. Joe, I am at least heartened by the pretty muscles on display.

  • PDamian

    Based on the photos, I'm not finding any of those movies appealing. But I'll see Trance for Dawson and McAvoy, and The English Teacher for Julianne Moore, who I've long thought was one of the world's great and greatly underrated actresses.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Trance, Superman, and GI Joe. Especially since they've apparently reshot things so that The Rock and Charming Potato have more scenes together.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    Trance because well duh. G.I. Joe because abs. Oh ok, Superman too because I'm a raging nerd.

  • VonnegutSlut

    That photo makes Superman look like he's giving a handjob to the ghost standing next to him.

  • Bert_McGurt

    That Jor-El is a creepy motherf*cker.

  • mswas

    YUM, G.I. Joe!

  • senecafalls

    Allegedly Man of Steel is pretty good, but god that picture is awful. Henry Cavill always looks so uncomfortable.

  • The patent leather supersuit looks like it might ride up something awful

  • BlackRabbit

    And he's squeezing coal to make a diamond. What, you thought he lived on a reporter's salary AND sent money home to mom?

  • BendinIntheWind

    I adore that first pic for "GI Joe" simply because it looks like Bruce Willis is chokehold-protecting himself.

  • Kip Hackman

    That's his stunt double, Kevin. Kevin got into some back alley, black market doubling and when his back was up against the wall, he called Bruce to help him out. Turns out being in action movies for thirty years, you learn a thing or two. Bruce has mostly learned that even real criminals pee their pants a little when John McClane starts shooting every bullet he has at them. Also he learned that his guns only hold a finite number of bullets. Either way, Mr. Willis was able to help a friend out of a jam, and Kevin learned a valuable lesson about friendship, and being paid in large envelopes full of horse tranquilizer.
    The End...

    ...or is it?

  • ghisent

    Something something something Rosario Dawson something something.

    In short: Rosario Dawson.

  • foolsage

    She truly is a lovely lady.

  • Kballs

    The Man of Steel picture is a fucking disgrace. Zero creativity went into that whole . . . thing.

    I'll see The English Teacher because I'm a big fan of naps.

  • Either that or Supes is about to engage in some pretty stern but wistful butt-sex.

  • BabyBearStrikesAgain

    First thing that popped into my brain, he's totally hiding a boner behind her.

  • The Superman photo does have that whole Sears portrait studio vibe to it.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Superman is a frugal sort, and doesn't see why he should spend a ton of money on portraits. Sears is sufficient for him.

  • Plus he has to spend so much money on Armor All to keep that blinding sheen on his suit.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Exactly. It's not easy being a global demigod on a reporter's pay. He's the f*cking Man of Steel, Sears is capable of conveying that as well as Terry Richardson. Better, in fact, because Terry Richardson would want to shoot him naked, sucking on a Kryptonite lollypop or something.

    That said, Lois looks fucking pissed that he skimped on the photographer. Or that Supes insisted on letting Jimmy do it. Because that's the obvious alternative explanation.

  • toblerone

    Trance - You had me at Dawson. Must see.
    Man Of Steel - That pic is doing nothing for but I still will see it.
    G.I. Joe Retaliation - John McClane & The Rock. I didn't see the first, but this one looks a lot more promising.

    No to VHS / The English Teacher / The Bulter (but yes if it is a Benson movie)

  • Mrs. Julien

    I HEAR YOU!

  • I definitely didn't see the caption "V/H/S 2" at first glance, so that was a really shocking "What the fuck kind of Oprah movies is THAT?!" moment for me.

  • Kballs

    The second picture is from real footage of her Favorite Things episodes when the audience devolves into a writhing cabal of shrieking greed.

  • Aaron Schulz

    Man of steel based solely on the excellent costume choice for Amy Adams. And because of the crazy person celebrity crush i have on Amy Adams.

  • senecafalls

    That's what all Lois Lanes' wear though?

  • Aaron Schulz

    Thats true but being a Zack Snyder movie im surprised she has a shirt on for one, and she looks good as lois lane.

  • kushiro -

    Seriously, where are the nipples, Zack?

  • flickfan

    "Trance," I suppose -- those riveting faces! But I'm going to have to study the last photo on this list for a long while before I completely make up my mind...

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