Aubrey Plaza Wears a Bikini, Talks About Masturbation, and Does a Daria Impression
Not ALL at the same time, silly. That would just be weird. But all of those things did happen, starting last night on “Conan,” when the host prodded her into discussing her masturbation scene in The To-Do List, which comes out on Friday, which is why we’re seeing Aubrey Plaza all over the place all of a sudden.
Not a lot of folks can talk about masturbation with such deadpan ease. She’s also really good at wearing a bikini for a GQ photo shoot and then DEFYING the stereotypical bikini-clad actress interview by hard-trolling her interviewer, even going so far as to leave the following on the interviewer’s tape recorder when he gets up to use the restroom.
“Vagina,” she says into the voice recorder. “Penis. Balls.” She starts laughing to herself. “Old person’s penis. With a top hat on it. And a mustache. On the beach.”
“Penis, vagina, penis, vagina, penis, vagina. Penis penis. Aaaand penis.”
And if that doesn’t do it for you, I know this trailer for a live-action version of Daria: High School Reunion will, especially you 90s kids.
Again, the To-Do List comes out on Friday, and based on the trailer, your’e going to want to go see it.
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