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You are breaking my heart with the Alec Baldwin. Like Alec Baldwin hasn't been breaking my heart on a daily basis since the day he married Kim Basinger.

I remember being SO pissed off when Alec Baldwin married Kim Basinger... cuz I really had a chance with him if that bitch hadn't stolen my man.

Adorable registered sex offender Jeffrey Jones.

"Sex offender" can mean public urinater these days but when I found out a few years ago that Rooney from Ferris Bueller was busted for actual child porn... boy, that certainly ruined a classic for me.

Tim Burton has the long face of a young Don Draper.

young Alec Baldwin looks like Liam Hemsworth

*Liam Hemsworth looks like a young Alec Baldwin.

What a glorious, gorgeous cast. Catherine O'Hara and Geena Davis are my gods, and I was suddenly reminded of a time when "Baldwin" was slang for "totally hottie hot."

I would kill for O'Hara's wardrobe.

I FINALLY figured out who that damn cigarette smoking puppet reminds me of: Harry Dean Stanton. GAWD after all these years it finally clicked, and I don't know why a still black and white picture finally made it click. I love Harry Dean Stanton but there is something about him that makes me think he is a chain smoker.

I always thought the puppet looked like my high school drama teacher.

Sigh. Those were good times.

80s Alec Baldwin in yuppie glasses was pretty much the pinnacle of hotness.

Plus the Straight Irish Chest Hair of Doom...

Micheal Keaton and Alec Baldwin at the height of their respective hotness, that's all.

I'm with you, I had a huge crush on Keaton for a long time.

Batman

Michael Keaton had a period of hotness? I guess we all do, all things being relative.

Ah, well. I attended Juilliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School... uh, I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during THAT. I've seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times and IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY! SINGLE! TIME! I SEE IT.

I adore this damn movie.

Oh, Catherine O'Hara. You're gorgeous, hilarious and you have a lovely singing voice. That's all I wanted to say. Nice pics.