Are You Kidding Me, SyFy? With All The Options Out There, The Winning 'Sharknado' Sequel Name Is...

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Are You Kidding Me, SyFy? With All The Options Out There, The Winning Sharknado Sequel Name Is...

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | August 9, 2013 | Comments ()


Sharknado 2: The Second One.

That’s bullsh*t. Of all of the pun-filled entries from the denizens of Twitter, that was the chosen one? I feel cheated. I feel let down. I feel like SyFy should re-think this choice. How about:

Sharknado 2: Cloudy With A Chance of Mako-balls


Sharknado 2: The Great White Rises


Sharknado 2: The Fin-al Chapter




Sharknado 2: Sharkdemic


Sharknado 2: Raging Bull Shark


Suck it, Syfy. What about youse guys? Can you top the lame Sharknado sequel title?

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  • Graham Ferguson

    Sharknado: Into Sharkness

  • alacrify

    Sharknado 2: Remora's Tale
    Sharknado 2: No Remoras

  • Welldressed

    Sharknado 2: Money Never Sleeps (With the Fishes)

  • WillSmithSpreadsAids

    This is a strange "so-bad-it's-good" B movie craze that I just can't get behind. With that being said...Sharknado 2: Who Gives A Shark?

  • Cheaaaa

    Sharknado 2: The Sharkening

  • Sinator 3

    Sharknado 2: Chum on My Face

  • Sinator 3

    Sharknado 2: Chumming It
    Sharknado 2: Electric Eelaloo
    Sharknado 2: Me and My Chum
    Sharknado 2: When you get Lemon Sharks...
    Sharknado 2: Sharky's Machine (cameo by Burt Reynolds)
    Sharknado 2: Speeding Frenzy
    Sharknado 2: Jumping the Shark
    Hammerhead: You Can't Touch Fish

  • bastich

    Sharknado 2: Army of Sharkness

  • Etaoin_Sherdlu

    Bride of Sharknado
    Son of Sharknado
    Sharknado: Fins of Fury
    Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Sharknados
    Dude, Where's my Sharknado?

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Chum with me and you'll be in a world of pure shark-ination...

  • loganbowes

    No one has said "Sharknado 2: Shark Harder" yet?

  • Mrs. Julien

    Just making sure everyone is still awake.

  • seth


  • Sharknado 2: No soup for you!
    Sharknado 2: Megalodon Returns
    Sharknado 2: Land Shark!
    Sharknado 2: Vortex of Death
    Sharknado 2: Up in the Air

  • ScrimmySCrim

    Sharknado 2: Let's Just Go Inside and Wait for the Sharks to Die.. Oh HEY CHAINSAW

    Sharknado 2: Soft Core Porn Launch Pad

    Sharknado 2: Dance Battle

  • ..

  • Come on people, Shark You Like a Hurricane is gold.


    2 Shark 2 Nado

  • DeltaJuliet

    Mu husband came up with Raiders of the Lost Shark while we were watching it. I can't remember what mine was but I guess it wasn't as good as his.

  • Slash

    I already did it: Sharkfirenado

    But I do like "The Sharkening"

    And "Sharknadeux" is genius.

  • Jim

    White Shark Down

    or may Sharkable Me

  • TK






    *i've lost the will to live.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Really? Because that joke is giving me life.

  • scotankhamen

    My suggestion was Sharknado II; The Sharkening

  • BWeaves

    Come Chum, Come All

  • BWeaves

    Subway Shark: The True Story

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Aw, subway shark. I missed you by about half an hour.

    Though I'm pretty sure I would've just been one of those people who opted not to enter the super smelly car.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Sharknadope. South American drug lords are using a huge school of trained sharks to smuggle drugs into the U.S., but when a tornado launches the sharks over Hollywood, cocaine starts raining down on the populace. Its up to Tara Reid and a group of D-list has beens led by Lindsay Lohan to jump into the sharks mouths and snort up all the cocaine before it can reach the water supply.

  • missbisque

    Sharknado 2: If This is Tiburon, I Don't Want to be Right

    (Steve Sanders goes to Cabo for Spring Break)

  • I've got nothin' on titles. I suck at those.

    But those gifs have seriously improved my day. Thank you for that.

  • bastich

    SvS: Sharknado vs. Sharktopus

  • Ian Fay

    Sharknado 2: SharkCatRoombaNado!

  • lowercase_see

    Sharknado II: Because Jesus

  • bleujayone

    Sharknado: We Don't Need No Steenkin' Physics!
    Sharknado: Detroit
    Sharknado: Shark Sandwich
    Sharknado: ComicCon Apocalypse
    Sharknado: Still Better Than Twister
    Sharknado Vs. Piranha 3-D
    Sharknado: GOP National Convention
    Sharknado: Now More Sharknadoey
    Sharknado: Jersey Shore
    Sharknado #2

  • Somebody's already beaten you to the 'Jersey Shore Shark Attack' movie.

  • bleujayone

    My....God..... Sharks with herpes...... NOW WE'RE ALL GONERS!!!!!!!!!

  • TK

    Lets's not forget where the quote at the bottom came from.

    Ah, that Dustin Rowels. What a guy.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Honestly, Jodi, you just get us.

    I'm spending some quality time on Wikipedia for this one. Did you know there's a species called "sicklefin weasel shark"? I bet there's power trio in Brooklyn with that name.

    ...and then I looked at too many pictures and all of my profound undersea creature phobias, special emphasis on galeophobia, came charging to the fore. I managed not to scream as I clicked the little "x" to close the window.

  • Wigamer

    Thank you! I can now put a name to my pain: galeophobia. I didn't sleep from 3rd through 6th grade after watching a PBS shark documentary, and I even watched from behind the couch.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I have a major thing about sharks, whales, and deep sea creatures.

  • Sara_Tonin00
  • Mrs. Julien


  • Mrs. Julien

    Sharknado II: The Aftermath: Nurse Shark: Terror in the Emergency Room

  • Wigamer

    Sharknado 2: The Final Chowdown

  • bastich

    Sharknado 2: For the Halibut
    Sharknado 2: Electric Sharkaloo
    Sharknado 2: Where the Tooth Lies
    2 Shark 2 Nado

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Damn! you stole mine!!! Electric Sharkaloo.

  • BendinIntheWind

    Why are we limiting ourselves to one specific weather phenomenon?

    Sharkclone, Sharkquake, Sharkcano, Sharkalanche, Sharknami...

    And now I've hit the point where "shark" no longer looks like a real word.

  • Mrs. Julien


    Tag Line: A cold wind's asharkin'!

  • Fearganainm

    1st one on this list is my personal favourite

  • csb
  • I think this one is the best, hands (fins?) down.

  • IngridToday

    Kirk Cameron? So it's a Jesus Shark.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Sharknader: Unsafe at Any Speed

  • Mrs. Julien

    Cookiecutter Sharknado: The Bakening

  • Legally Insignificant

    Sharknado 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • Mrs. Julien

    Sharknado II: The Sharkening

  • scotankhamen

    Damn, that was the one I sent in, too! LOL

  • Fredo

    Sharknado 2 Tha Streets

    Sharknado 2 - Ian Ziering 1

    Sharknado 2: Hammerhead Bangers

  • kim bunchalastnames

    or ... sharknado 2: survivors 0

  • Kathleen Allen

    A nod to a classic?: Gone With The Fin

  • mizhellion

    Still a huge fan of Sharknadeux.

  • loganbowes

    Oh that's good. That's real good

  • Javier

    I myself go with the Spanish version: SharknaDOS

  • L.O.V.E.

    I go with the REALLY crappy version of the movie, Sharknadeuce.

  • Mrs. Julien

    What did the Spanish fireman name his children?

    Jose and Jos-B

  • Javier

    What did the Spanish math teacher name his kid?


  • Helo

    Muy bien, Javier.

  • InternetMagpie

    That is a seriously fantastic title!

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Set in New Orleans?

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