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Apparently, There Are No Other 28-Year-Old Brunettes in Hollywood Because Anne Hathaway Continues to Get ALL the Roles

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (43)



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Hey! Did you cats know that Tom Hooper (The King’s Speech) is bringing the musical Les Miserables to the big screen (more exciting possibility? If Tobe Hooper were directing)? It’s true! And Hugh Jackman is attached. He’s going to play Jean Valjean. Jackman is also reportedly pushing Hooper to sign Hathaway for Fantine, the unwed mother of Cosette. I don’t know who those people are, but my wife once had a dog named Cosette, and now I think I know why.

Anyway, that’s the rumor, according to Empire, and it leaves on scratching their head wondering why Hathaway is so sought after despite a run of mediocre to bad flicks (save for Rachel Getting Married). I like her, her accent in One Day notwithstanding, but why does her name continue to come up first for choice roles for women in the late 20s/early 30s? Is there no one else?

And I suppose the reality is: No. Not really. Most of the established actresses with box-office credibility are older now, and when you’re forced to look younger, the big names start to run dry. What are they going to do? Get Amber Heard? Katherine Heigl? For a prestige role? Basically, Oscar caliber actresses in their 20s are limited to Carey Mulligan (little box-office appeal, so far), Ellen Page (who is not leading woman material), Natalie Portman (presumably on hiatus), and Keira Knightley, who is not allowed to work near fans, lest she blow away. There’s also Michelle Williams, but she is too busy taking all the plum indie roles.

So, frankly: Yes. Anne Hathaway is the best box-office and actressin’ threat that Hollywood can put forward right now. And she’ll even do nudity, y’all.










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Comments

EMMA STONE! - I have no problem Anne as long as we get to see her boobs.

I'd love to Rebecca Hall get consideration because at least she can act and being from the UK her accent won't be a problem.

Posted by: reaperslogic at August 31, 2011 11:02 AM

EMMA STONE! - I have no problem with Anne as long as we get to see her boobs.

I'd love to see Rebecca Hall get some consideration because at least she can act and being from the UK her accent won't be a problem.

Posted by: reaperslogic at August 31, 2011 11:04 AM

Ordinarily, I agree with you, but in this case it's because Hollywood seems to think that Jackman and Hathaway are the only two people in the world who can sing. ('Cause it's a musical, yes?) You know, because they belted a few notes at the Oscars a couple of years ago? They're both awful choices, really. Sigh.

Posted by: Samantha at August 31, 2011 11:05 AM

And there's the not unimportant little detail that she can passably sing and dance. Could prove beneficial in Les Miz, maybe.

Posted by: ed newman at August 31, 2011 11:05 AM

Well at least after all the depressingness in the post, you ended it on a high note.

Speaking of which can she hit a high note? It's kind of necessary for Les Mis non?

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 31, 2011 11:10 AM

Christian Bale! As a brunette! A girl brunettte! Where's the Oscar?

Posted by: sars at August 31, 2011 11:10 AM

They could go all crazy and cast a musical theater actress in a movie adaptation of a hard to sing Broadway musical, but that's just silly. No one cares about no-name stage actors. Until they do, but by that point, they've decided to pack up all their taps and move to Beverly.

At least Hathaway can sing with a legit soprano voice. She proved it, oddly enough, in Ella Enchanted and The Simpsons. That's a big plus for this film.

Samantha, you know Hugh Jackman is a critically acclaimed and Tony Award-winning musical theater actor, yes? He has a great legit theater voice when he's allowed to use it. The Oscar telecast was--sadly--not one of those occasions. This isn't Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd.

Posted by: Robert at August 31, 2011 11:15 AM

Somewhere, Lea Michele is reading this article and screaming.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 31, 2011 11:17 AM

What about whatserface that did the Phantom of the Opera movie a few years back? She could hit a high note if I'm remembering right....
IMDB says it's Emmy Rossum, though maybe she's not actressin' anymore, I haven't seen her in anything since.

Posted by: hersheygirl at August 31, 2011 11:25 AM

Robert:

Yep, I know about Jackman, and I do appreciate his stage background. However, he's got a much more "current" singing style, and Les Mis is, at times, closer to operatic singing than the nasal, poppy style of today's musicals. Also, I think he's a completely mediocre actor, and Valjean is a fine dramatic role. I just wish they'd delve a little more into who else can actually sing, is all. Some of the A listers floating around who also have musical talent might surprise you.

Posted by: Samantha at August 31, 2011 11:30 AM

Oh wow. Is Rachel McAdams "too old" already? Man, that went fast.

Posted by: wojtek at August 31, 2011 11:31 AM

what?
You were married to Adriana?

"I oughtta suffocate you ya little shit"

Posted by: Christopher Moltisanti at August 31, 2011 11:35 AM

That is indeed Emmy Rossum in Phantom.

I guess I was blinded by her so-so performance at the Oscars. I do recall her singing in The Simpsons, but I haven't seen Ella Enchanted. There's just got to be a better choice out there though. If you've already got Jackman (who, by the way, I actually really like in concept for this) why include someone else simply for star power? Maybe she's better than I'm giving her credit for, but I remain skeptical.

By the way, which up and coming pop star that the producers try to convince us can act ends up as Eponine? Or was that the role Lea Michelle did? I don't remember. Why am I writing so much on Les Mis!? Those French bastards did it to me again!

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 31, 2011 11:35 AM

Jessica Chastain, she's not a brunette but apparently she's going to or already has appeared in seven different movies in a six month period:

The Help
The Debt
Take Shelter
Coriolanus
Texas Killing Fields
Wild Salmoe
Tree of Life

Who knows if Dragon Tattoo is a hit maybe Mara Rooney may start getting more parts.

Posted by: John W at August 31, 2011 11:37 AM

Everything about this is wrong. Also? Fantine? Not that young. There is nothing about this that will be good. Yes, both Jackman and Hathaway are triple threats, and that's nice for them. That doesn't make either of them right for these roles (which they are not). I have no doubt that the rest of this casting will be an abomination. I love this show, a whole lot. I've seen it 4 times on Broadway, own the libretto and two cast recordings, and dreamed of playing of Eponine (which will never happen - I'm too busty to pass for a boy, which she has to do). I would love to see a film version if I thought it could be done well, but I don't think it can. Phantom was an abomination, Sweeney Todd was worse than that. Stick to the shows like Chicago that lend themselves to a shiny film version and leave the classics on the stage where they belong.

Posted by: KatSings at August 31, 2011 11:42 AM

Agree with sars. Stop fucking about and just put Bale in the role.

Posted by: zeke the pig at August 31, 2011 11:47 AM

Bryce Dallas Howard, Anna Kendrick, Emma Stone, or Jennifer Lawrence?

That's Golden Globe, Oscar, Golden Globe, and Oscar. Nominations at least.

I can think of more, too.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at August 31, 2011 11:48 AM

@ MelBivDevoe I had a serious case of the lulz when I read your comment. I think she has actually said she's always wanted to play Fantine. Honestly, if I have to see her contort her piehole and squeak-belt her way through I Dreamed a Dream I'll punch a kitten.

@ hersheygirl Emmy Rossum is an awesome singer abut a middling actress, but maybe she is capable of this role? She is currently in a lead role on the US version of Shameless ...

Posted by: Donut Plains at August 31, 2011 11:55 AM

I say Hollywood launch Eva Green as your next big thing. She is decently talented and willing to do a lot more nudity then Anne Hathway. It's a way better bet then Blake Lively or similar clones

Posted by: YesPlease at August 31, 2011 11:59 AM

Emily Blunt is a 28 year old brunette. I have no idea if she can sing but that never stopped Hollywood from casting an actor in a musical.

Posted by: snapnhiss at August 31, 2011 12:05 PM

Anne looks like a horse which doesn't help. Do you really want MR Ed in a movie. Personally I think Heigl is more than capable and a fantastic dramatic actress. It was wrong to judge her on the back of mediocre rom-coms. She deservedly won an Emmy and garnered a couple of Golden Globe noms for her dramatic work on Grey's Anatomy. But she isn't in her 20's.

Posted by: Liam at August 31, 2011 12:05 PM

Emmy Rossum is KICKING ASS on Shameless. Always thought of her as the fragile nun type but she really does low low lower working class really well, and she shows her boobies, which are very sweet.

Posted by: kirbyjay at August 31, 2011 12:33 PM

Emmy Rossum actually looks frail enough to be Fantine. Anne Hathaway would be all wrong--she can sing, but she has a very, very "modern" look about her, and she would look completely out of place. So would Hugh Jackman for that matter. Liam Neeson made a great Valjean, but I don't know about his singing abilities.

Posted by: figgy at August 31, 2011 12:41 PM

I don't know. We already know Jackman can grow an impressive set of mutton chops, which is like 55% of the role.

On second thought, he's not really the tenor I'd imagine is required for Valjean, but if Gerard Butler can be the freaking Phantom of the Opera, I'm willing to give it a chance. Not to mention, Valjean with bone claws? Who doesn't want to see that?

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 31, 2011 12:50 PM

I second the nomination for Emmy Rossum. My first choice would be Emily Blunt, who I adore and is pretty damn Oscar worthy, but I have no idea if she can sing or not.

Posted by: beckster at August 31, 2011 1:03 PM

Love Emmy Rossum in shameless.

Hugh jackman should only do either gay or wolverine.

Posted by: Dinka at August 31, 2011 1:19 PM

We already know Jackman can grow an impressive set of mutton chops, which is like 55% of the role.

That made me laugh. So true!

Posted by: MM at August 31, 2011 1:29 PM

Emmy Rossum is amazing in Shameless. I honestly did not think she was that big a deal until I saw how incredibly sexy, funny and smart she is on that show. Her talent really shines.
And try as they might, she cannot look unattractive at all. They mess up her hair, dowdy clothes the whole thing but that smile? She is so gorgeous! More Emmy!

Posted by: daria at August 31, 2011 1:50 PM

Emily Blunt is doing alright for herself in the 28 year old brunettes category. Her star has been on the rise for a while now and she could possibly start stealing some roles if her name becomes more established.

Hathaway has that great voice though that she's been so desperately flaunting at any prime time opportunity she can get, so I've no complaints with her getting this role. It'll actually be a pretty minor character in terms of screen time if the film's faithfully adapted from the musical.

Posted by: Neil at August 31, 2011 2:02 PM

Yes, It seems like Hollywood is somehow caught between the up-and-coming tween-agers I see in movies now, and older stalwarts I can't believe still get roles, like Jen Aniston. What happened to the mid-20's? Was there a lost-generation I'm unaware of?

Posted by: John G. at August 31, 2011 2:14 PM

I like the Emmy Rossum suggestion. She can look frail (Pantine dies of some illness) and she can sing.

Posted by: Rum Cove at August 31, 2011 2:28 PM

I think they've forgotten that Anne Hathaway and Rachel McAdams are two different actresses after that movie where one of them was doing Jake Gyllenhaal and that other movie where one of them fell over a couch in the trailer that I heard was better but nobody saw either of them. Now they've got Dermott McDermottitus, a la Dylan McDermott and Dermott Mulroney. We all know how that goes.

Posted by: puppetDoug at August 31, 2011 4:25 PM

Fantine is not a legit soprano sound - she's the belter. And 28 is probably about the right age for her - she's got a 7 year old tucked away.

Ann Hathaway looks and sounds right for adult Cosette (as would Rossum) but she' *is* too old for that part.

I like Jackman enough that I withhold judgment on casting him as Valjean until I see it. He wouldn't be my choice, but I think he could pull it off.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at August 31, 2011 4:33 PM

In complete agreement with Emmy Rossum as well. She can certainly sing.

Posted by: Az at August 31, 2011 4:56 PM

Emmy Rossum was an awful actress in Phantom. Awful.

Posted by: stump at August 31, 2011 5:23 PM

Rumor has it over on the imdb boards (yeah, I'm a masochist) that Emma Watson is up for a part in the movie. Same one? I dunno. But she'd be a dismal choice in any part.

Posted by: snapnhiss at August 31, 2011 9:19 PM

Fuck It! Bring back Britnay Snow!

I stated before in another article that I'm tired of Anne and her subpar movies. We need a fucking break. We need the torture to stop.

Posted by: Candy at August 31, 2011 9:50 PM

Auto response: Fuck Tom Hooper

Posted by: ChristianH at August 31, 2011 10:35 PM

Every so often I'll be at my sister's place, watching television, and at some point during the duration of a commercial break I'll see the trailer that broke the viewer's back--that is to say, I'll lean over to her and say 'Oh, is she the new one that has to be in everything?' A year ago I said it about Amanda Seyfried, I said it about ScarJo in 2006 before she surgeried herself into ScarJacked, I said it last month about Emma Stone. It has nothing to do likeability or talent of the person, it's the ubiquity that makes the smell of semen and nepotism almost waft off the screen: it's too much.

Hugh Jackman as a man who spent 19 years of his life behind bars: 2460-WHAT? They already stuck a Jonas kid in the role of Marius, why not just get Rebecca Black to play Javert? I've heard she's quite the pip! Pete Postlethwaite was so, so, good as Thenardier, his face followed me through the book--now I fear that Cable Guy's casting would almost make too much sense.

I don't really know why they keep remaking this story, it's going to enter into Pride & Prejudice or *shudder to think* Jane Eyre territory. It's such a long-ass book that after umpteen adaptations, I don't know what merits it being gutted again and again and again. Beautiful music and the strangeness of episodic storytelling is what made that first musical adaptation an acheivement, but that's the last order's acheivement. Say something new.

However, if she's willing to go method for Fantine, I'd gladly sock her her teeth out. I live near a few buildings named after Norman Bethune so if she's willing to travel, I will take her all the way to the edge of the *cough, cough* character. We can work it out.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at September 1, 2011 1:07 AM

Why do they have to cast a "BIG" star at all? Why not actually make the talent scouts... *gasp* scout talent? Shudder the thought!

I realize I'm over simplifying things, because it's not easy to find someone that can act and sing, but I just saw Les Miz in LA a few months ago and the Fantine was the best part of the musical, aside from ValJean, of course... I was secretly hoping they changed the story so she could be in the entire show.

While her voice can be rip-your-ears-out grating, I think that Kristin Chenoweth in an example that you can take a woman off of Broadway and put her in those picture shows. People aren't going to see Les Miz because of Anne Hathaway or Hugh Jackman -- they're going to see it because it's Les Miserables.

I guess that's my 2 cents.

Posted by: Beckie at September 1, 2011 12:46 PM

All the roles.

ALL OF THEM.

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Posted by: debt relief at September 16, 2011 2:05 PM

Emmy Rossum for Cosette! She is FANTASTIC on Shameless and has a great voice. Plus, she looks like Anne Hathaway.

Posted by: Alli at September 23, 2011 6:46 PM