37! My Girlfriend Sucked 37 D*cks!
Well do they? It seems like a fairly amusing premise, but not one particularly grounded in reality. Do women (or even men) actually have personal quotas? Does anyone give a shit, anymore, how many people they sleep with, and does anyone care how many partners your significant other has had? 37 dicks. That I can understand. But 20 lays? Bah. Whatever. I suppose there was a time when that mattered -- when I felt uncomfortable about dating someone who had more ex-partners than I, but then I started converting lesbians and that problem fixed itself. Yay! (I kid. I kid.)
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