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Still Trying To Get Her Groove Back

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (17)



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Angela Bassett does not get nearly enough quality work, folks. In addition to being absolutely friggin’ stunning (at 52, no less), she’s blown people away in some absolute gems — films like Strange Days, Boyz N The Hood and Malcolm X. Unfortunately, she’s also starred in crap like Supernova and Mr. 3000. Fucking criminal, if you ask me.

Anyway, now she’s signed on to join This Means War, a lamely titled action-comedy with a surprisingly cool cast. Back when we originally reported it, all we knew was that it’s about “two male friends who have been BFFs since childhood who then fall in love with the same woman.” Now the plot has more detail — it’s actually about two government operatives who fall for the same woman, and apparently things escalate to the point where they almost level New York City in their efforts to win her over. Back when we reporting the early details, the rumored cast was Reese Witherspoon and Bradley Cooper. Cooper’s moved on, but Witherspoon is still attached.

The two suitors? Chris Pine (Star Trek) and Pajiba favorite Tom Hardy (Bronson, The Dark Knight Rises). Bassett will play their boss, “who has dedicated her entire life to the spy business and has no life outside the CIA.” It’s being directed by Joseph McGinty Nichol.

Strong cast, goofy premise, could be fun.

Oh, wait. I forgot to tell you something important.

You probably know Joseph McGinty Nichol better by his Hollywood nomme de guerre, McG.

Yeah. The Charlie’s Angels guy. The guy who shit all over the Terminator franchise. That guy.

Never mind what I said. It’ll crunch horse balls. In fact, the only relevant information is the very first line. Angela Bassett does not get nearly enough quality work.

(source: Dark Horizons)









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Comments

Man, I would kill most of you to have her body...

Posted by: Trouble at December 1, 2010 10:49 AM

Man, I would kill most of you to have her body...

Yeah, me too. But I don't think we mean the same thing.

Posted by: Perfect Tommy at December 1, 2010 10:51 AM

I think I asked this back when the Valerie Plame movie came out (and quickly vanished, as predicted), but: What, exactly, the hell is an "operative"? Is that what it says on the business card? Is it a fancy word for "spy"?

Posted by: , at December 1, 2010 10:55 AM

Angela Bassett does not get nearly enough quality work.

It's the waste of a precious natural resource. It's like the BP oil spill of casting.

Posted by: twig at December 1, 2010 10:55 AM

What you say is true, TK. She deserves a lot better than she's received. Somebody get this woman a decent gig or 5.

Posted by: tamatha at December 1, 2010 11:06 AM

"Man, I would kill you to have most of her body..."

You people, and then I realise my eyes, confuse the shit outta me.

Posted by: Ender at December 1, 2010 11:17 AM

What the fuck do you mean YOU people? Canadianist!

Posted by: admin at December 1, 2010 11:25 AM

Chris Pine and Tom Hardy fighting over Angela Bassett.
Yes, because young, attractive men ususally go for older, manly women. They must meet her as she's demonstrating the correct way to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Posted by: superasente at December 1, 2010 11:54 AM

Ya gotta pay attention. Read it again, supersente. They're fighting over Reese Witherspoon. Bassett's their boss.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at December 1, 2010 12:00 PM

I know people love Angela Bassett, but she bugs me and she always has. She's beautiful, sure, but she always acts like she's got a gian stick up her ass.

Posted by: jimbob at December 1, 2010 12:10 PM

"giant"

Posted by: jimbob at December 1, 2010 12:10 PM

Oh, she can't be the object of their affection because she's an older woman? Older women are sexy as hell. Especially Angela Bassett!
This is ageist bullshit!

(no, they're not going to win with me)

Posted by: superasente at December 1, 2010 12:46 PM

I've always liked Bassett. Her characters are almost always very intelligent and very strong. She was excellent in the underrated "Strange Days". And was damn good in "Contact", especially the final revelation scene with James Woods.

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 1, 2010 1:34 PM

I still think she should have been Storm in the X-flicks.

God damn that would have been awesome. If anyone could make that abomination of a one-liner into something good, it would have been her.

Posted by: Shadowen at December 1, 2010 2:25 PM

Angela is a beautiful woman but she resolutley refuses to get nekkid anything so I have no use for her.

Posted by: logan at December 1, 2010 5:22 PM

Wow, Shadowen, it had never even crossed my mind to imagine Angela Bassett as Storm. I just got chills down my spine thinking of what could have been (luv ya Halle, but no and no).

Thank you for that!

PS - I love the shit outta Angela Bassett!

Posted by: Rest In Peace at December 1, 2010 8:29 PM

We all need to go back in time some 10 years so she can play Susannah in the the Dark Tower series. Because fuck it, no one else would be right but her.

Posted by: figgy at December 1, 2010 9:46 PM