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And Yet, I Still Feel Strange

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (19)



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I have a pair of beautiful, wonderful, fun, and witty friends who have been known to morph into screeching harpies that take delight in ruining the things I love. Recently, while watching The A-Team, they pointed out that Patrick Wilson (a long cherished favorite of mine) is endowed with a particularly feminine pout. The evocative phrase they used, in fact, was “ladylips” (I know, trust me, I know). The whole movie, alternately cackling and pursing their lips, they tore the object of my affection to shreds. The other night during a screening of Willow, one of those harpies took that institute of male beauty, slim Val Kilmer, in her talons and maw. Well, if I can’t have nice things, readers, neither can you:

Patrick “Ladylips” Wilson

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Val “Before He Was Puffy He Was Ladylipped” Kilmer

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But I didn’t come here today merely to speak to you of ladylips. Ever since British actor Tom Hardy was cast in the new Batman flick (much to the delight of both comic book nerds and ladylips enthusiasts), the internets have been abuzz with speculation. He’ll play a villain, we know…but which? Hardy packs a devastating one-two punch of charm and physical prowess and seems to be one of the few actors who could possibly make us forget about Ledger’s incendiary Joker, if just for two (knowing Nolan closer to three) hours. It was thought, given that Nolan is using the comic plot “Batman: Prey” as the basis for his The Dark Knight Rises script, that Hardy would be portraying Dr. Hugo Strange. Digital Spy is reporting that this is not, in fact, the case. I’m fairly ignorant about all things comic book, but I did feel a pang of regret when I read this sentence about the Strange character: “Strange was so obsessed over Batman that he took to dressing up like him in private.” As we all know, nothing fills out the bottom of the Batcowl like a set of ladylips.

Val “Try Not To Think About the Rubber Nipples” Kilmer

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Here to speculate on some other options for Hardy is one of Pajiba’s resident comics experts, D-Day:

“Before Hardy was supposedly set to play Hugo Strange, the leading villain was The Riddler, and even going back before The Dark Knight, you can find items such as the prevailing rumor that Phillip Seymour Hoffman would portray The Penguin. As “cool” as Hardy was in Inception, our best look at his acting chops was in the titular role of 2008’s Bronson. Bronson was built like a truck, frighteningly unpredictable, and about as sane as Russian Roulette with a hand grenade, qualities which translate much more readily to non-Strange villains in Batman’s stable. The physically menacing Bane or the slick, well-tailored Dr. Thomas Elliot (a.k.a. Hush) are well within Hardy’s wheelhouse.

However, since The Dark Knight left off with Batman being chased by the police, it is more likely that the character of Max Cort could come in, as he does in the comic, as an obsessive police sergeant trying to bring Batman in. While the first two installments in this latest iteration of Batman have focused on cleaning up a city overrun by the mob’s corruption, Batman: Prey offers a Gotham that has become hostile to Bruce Wayne’s efforts, in-line with the final act of The Dark Knight. An older, pensive character actor seems a better fit for Hugo Strange, leaving Hardy the Cort role, and an eventual face-to-face (ladies, make your own implications) with Batman.”









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Comments

I want him to be Hush, damn't!

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 20, 2010 4:03 PM

Your friends sound like beyotches, Joanna. Ladylips, heee heeee!

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at December 20, 2010 4:24 PM

So wait, all we know now is that Tom Hardy will NOT be playing Strange? I guess I'm cool with that, as they do not resemble each other physically at all. I'd still like to see Strange in the movie, though.

That Patrick Wilson picture up there doesn't convince me he has a "pout," feminine or otherwise.

Posted by: Todd at December 20, 2010 4:51 PM

Now I know WB is a little better in terms of creative liberties, and considering The Dark Knight made about a billion dollars at the box office they might let Nolan do whatever he wants for the next movie, but there's gonna have to be some kind of comic booky-type villain for the next one, isn't there?

Just looking at the facts, its a financial loss in terms of any merchandising or appeal if they don't have something at least in the same wheelhouse of the Joker in terms of a bad guy -- he was the number one reason why that movie was so big, no question. So even though they could never come remotely close to the hype surrounding the Joker as the villain -- be it cause of Ledger's death or performance -- those studio execs aren't going to deny that chance at potentially recreating that kind of income again (I mean we always hear about the toy sales).

From that financial viewpoint, there's no way they can simply skip over a super-type villain (especially with the characters Batman has, I mean everyone knows a handful of them) for a barely-known detective character, right?

Don't get me wrong, I want whatever makes the story strongest, but money's always the endgame here, and I'm pretty sure the studio probably had a chat with Nolan about who the villain was going to be even before he started fleshing out the script.

(and yes I will nerd-out when it comes to the Batman movies, thank you very much)

Posted by: aidan at December 20, 2010 4:53 PM

Is that picture supposed to prove anything other than Val Kilmer's hotness? Your friends serve weak sauce, FYI.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at December 20, 2010 5:00 PM

but there's gonna have to be some kind of comic booky-type villain for the next one, isn't there?

Respectfully disagree.

Consider the lack of success WB has had with superhero movies outside of the Nolanverse. You've got the panned Superman Returns, whose cost went further than simple gross when you consider they were attempting to restart the franchise, Jonah Hex, Catwoman and Watchmen.

In allowing Nolan the freedom to craft the first two movies, coupled with the impact of the Ledger tragedy, any attempt to influence the script or the story arc will be met with total disdain from the team that created the first two movies.

Neeeeext, you have to remember that the first movie featured Ra's Al Ghul and Scarecrow. It did pretty well. And you can't ignore that the second movie would not have been anywhere near as successful if the first one wasn't good.

This isn't schlock like Green Lantern or the Fantastic Four. If you're clamoring for some kind of "super-type villain", you've missed a large part of what's been created here. Cort is also just one piece of the bigger puzzle, which in the comics is orchestrated by Hugo Strange. What the not-so-goodly doctor represents is someone who's able to go to up against Batman on an equal plane of intelligence, while attempting to use both Cort and the cops as the physical might to back his play.

Money is the endgame, but without Nolan, there's no Bale, there's no movie, and there certainly isn't any money. But don't start throwing up your arms just yet, this is a long and secretive process.

We've had some female casting rumors without anything concrete as to whom they may be playing. If this is going to come full circle in as epic a storyline as Nolan feels capable, I wouldn't be surprised if Talia and the League of Shadows makes the big play here.

Posted by: D-Day at December 20, 2010 5:10 PM

Respectfully, D-Day, but both Scarecrow and Ras Al Ghul also made for sellable action figures. Cort and Strange, a cop and a psychologist, don't. As well, so far Nolan hasn't adapted any comics' story directly and instead has taken chunks of characters, themes, and scenes that he weaves into a bigger, um, bat-quilt.

So, I could see him taking elements of Hush, Prey, and maybe even Knightfall, as well as his own ideas, to craft the finale to his trilogy. Cort seems like a character who'd get the axe in favor of Bane/Hush, but would end up filling the same thematic role. Bronson-to-Bane seems like a no-brainer for Hardy. Of course, Nolan does like to cast against type, too (which is why I thought his Strange would be inspried).

That said, I agree the more familiar, comic-booky/super-powered villains are probably out the window. Unless they make them more realistic -- like Killer Croc having a skin condition (which, actually would just go back to his roots). Speaking of, whatever happened with that Killer Croc rumor? Did we all just forget about it after we thought Hugo Strange was a done deal? And if Hardy isn't Strange, who is?!

To Joanna: Urges of crush... rising...

Posted by: RobP at December 20, 2010 5:36 PM

Oh! And I do agree that Talia and the League should make some kind of appearance...

Posted by: RobP at December 20, 2010 5:37 PM

What, you wouldn't buy a Night Scourge action figure?

And I still don't understand the "action figure" argument. The last time I heard "we need an action figure" it was coming from John Waters' Superman...

My rumor-mongering is based on the Batman: Prey comic arc after all, so hopefully y'all are up on that. My other criticism is that you have to try and create some concrete structure here; surely we aren't going to throw villains in a blender and think the movie will play itself out.

I'm not even the biggest fan of using Hardy as Cort, but it's folly to disregard the way the last movie ended, and where it has set up the story to go for what is the finale to this set of Batman films. He's finally in that full-on vigilante mode, and in Prey, both Strange and Cort represented the public/police element that built against Bruce Wayne before he outsmarts/outpunches it and ends in that classic pose, on top of a skyscraper looking over Gotham as the penultimate badass.

Hush or Bane would be very cool, and would give a more recognizable role to Hardy. Hell, months ago I said Nolan would be able to even turn him into a viable Azazel with Bats feeling overwhelmed against Gotham. But I'm holding out; setting up Strange and Cort making their moves against a Batman and Gordon combo can hold up a big part of the movie, with Talia potentially bringing us back to the first film, and the beginning of Batman's quest in the mountains.

Posted by: D-Day at December 20, 2010 5:51 PM

@D-Day, I'm certainly not clamoring for a super-type villain, simply just trying to think in terms of the whole studio/money side of this thing -- I in fact would love if the movie was closer to your idea, more of a Batman vs. Gotham City situation, especially if they continue directly with him as a fugitive after taking the blame for the murders at the end of The Dark Knight. It would continue with the more philosophical direction these movies have been following, possibly expanding on the whole "what line will you cross to ensure safety" debate that was raised with the sonar doohickey in the last film, something that I loved.

But unlike Superman and Green Lantern, the Batman movies' main draw isn't the hero -- it always seem to be the villains. (and yes, not with Batman Begins, but I think there was enough excitement that a new Batman movie was coming out that is wasn't needed.) I mean Hell, what has practically every post about the movie on this site itself been about since the last one was released? Who the next villain will be. That's what everyone is always talking about. I absolutely agree that that shouldn't be the case, but that seems to be the way of the world, and for the studio to miss recognizing, let alone capitalizing on that? I don't think its gonna happen. Just imagine that they were able to keep the villain a secret until the first trailer came out, and the villain is Hugo Strange? I would love it, you would love it, but the majority of the world would be scratching their heads, and that might not necessarily translate into money signs.

I truly hope that the studio is going to let Nolan do whatever he wants, and, like you alluded to, they may simply trust the man given the massive success he's had on such a big property already, but I won't believe it till I see it. But hey, maybe we'll get a Catwoman as the villain and it'll still be great -- there's always that possibility, and nothing's been shown yet that that shouldn't be the case.

/lookingagifthorseinthemouth

Posted by: aidan at December 20, 2010 6:03 PM

I agree that the action figure argument is pretty weak, especially considering the things they do with action figures nowadays. A character doesn't have to have a mask to be a commercially viable action figure. Shit, they'll just give your fucking action figure a mask if they want to. They'll give your action figure a snow-suit and pet seal if they want to. Evil doctors and hard-nosed cops make just as pretty toys as evil supervillains do.

That being said, I don't think it's likely for Nolan to go with two virtually unknown villains for his last Batman venture. One. Okay. Ra's al Ghul wasn't exactly the most popular villain before Batman Begins. But two? Not likely. I think Nolan has too much appreciation for the character to deliver such weak-sauce on his last outing.

I like the idea that Hardy could play Max Cort. I think that would be cool and fitting with the end of TDK. Nolan is a sucker for continuity; he wouldn't end the second movie that way unless he had some sense of where the third was going. But alas, there are a lot of roads that theme could go down. You could just as easily bring in a phychology expert aiding the police as you could an aggresive cop out to make a name for himself.

Hugo Strange was recently announced as the villain for the upcoming Batman: Arkham City video game, so they're either setting it up as a tie-in (unlikely since it will be released prior to the movie), a preface to the movie to familiarize fans with the villain, or -- and I think this is most likely -- he's not going to appear in Batman 8 at all (that's right, I'm counting from Adam West, bitch -- what of it). For the record I also don't think we're going to have a Hush or a Bane. Though it could be cool to see Batman run through the gauntlet (for either character, really) I just don't see Nolan favoring those characters over a more classic villain.

Honestly, I don't have a fucking clue who it will be. It's not like it was when they announced Ledger. We knew we were getting The Joker. This time around it's anyone's game.

Calander Man maybe?

Posted by: superasente at December 20, 2010 6:28 PM

catwoman?

Posted by: seed at December 20, 2010 6:37 PM

Your friends are idiots. Can't imagine they get much action anyway, being shrieking harpies, so they wouldn't know that it's lovely kissing men with full pouty lips. Stop hanging out with children.

Posted by: pineapple at December 20, 2010 6:39 PM

Are you sure they're not just projecting lesbians?

Posted by: arrrghzi at December 20, 2010 7:19 PM

if Tom Hardy is Hush, i will start to believe in God.

Posted by: SilverMan at December 20, 2010 9:43 PM

Just to be clear, the action figure argument is weak because it's the sort of argument a studio suit would make. Neither aidan nor I were advocating that route, but I can see his point.

We shouldn't forget about the Black Mask, either. There's a vacuum in organized crime after TDK, as well. And with the police all-but forced to focus on Batman, someone's gotta fill it. Personally, I'd like to see Nolan's take on Penguin filling that role. Hardy as Penguin? Now that's casting against type. Hwauck hwauck hwauck!

Posted by: RobP at December 20, 2010 11:36 PM

all i have to say is that its about time for bruce to get really laid. batman needs some lovin, preferably from catwoman/selena kyle or talia.

Posted by: jvo at December 21, 2010 12:32 AM

RED. HOOD. RED. HOOD.

Posted by: duckandcover at December 21, 2010 8:35 AM

Red Hood? no way. these are the early days of Batman, so Hush, Black Mask, Talia, Bane, Hugo Strange all make more sense.

Posted by: SilverMan at December 21, 2010 9:30 AM