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An Assorted Collection of Unrelated Television News

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (20)



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Here’s a quick run down on what’s going on in the TV industry, as of late.

First up, ABC has just ordered a game-show pilot from Mark Burnett. It’s called “Trust Me, I’m a Game Show Host.” In it, two hosts will match wits about various subjects with contestants culled from a studio audience. One of the hosts will be telling the truth, the other will be deceptive, and contestants will have to figure out which to trust.

That’s super lame.

In better news, “Firefly” alum Alan Tudyk has signed on to play Detective Dennis Becker in the updated version of “The Rockford Files,” set to air this fall on CBS. Dermot Mulroney will play Rockford. The show will be written by David Shore (“House”).

Betty White has officially signed on to host a Mother’s Day edition of “Saturday Night Live.” She will be sharing hosting duties with a group of former female cast members, including Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Ana Gasteyer, and Molly Shannon. Betty White is 88. She’s real. And spectacular.

The stunning Keri Russell is looking to star opposite Will Arnett in Fox’s comedy “Wilde Kingdom,” about a Beverly Hills jackass who falls in love with a charitable tree-hugging woman (Russell) who can’t stand his lifestyle or values. “Arrested Development” creator Mitch Hurwitz co-penned the pilot with Arnett and “Development” writer-producer Jim Vallely.

Anything that brings Keri Russell into my living room once a week can’t be bad. Also, the best part of that pretty bad animated sitcom of Mitch Hurwitz’s was the tree-hugging hippie teacher — maybe he can reuse some of those jokes, since no one actually saw that show.

Speaking of stunning people, Judy Greer has been signed to star opposite David Krumholtz in Fox’s comedy pilot “Tax Man,” a workplace comedy set at an IRS office. Meanwhile, Elisha Cuthbert has signed on to “Happy Endings,” about a bride (Cuthbert) and a groom who, after breaking up at the altar, must figure out how they and their four friends can maintain their relationship.

And I think that about covers it. I’ll leave you with last weeks’ television ratings. My next post will be this weekend from Austin.

1. “82nd Annual Academy Awards,” ABC, 41.70 million viewers
2. “Oscar’s Red Carpet,” ABC, 25.33 million viewers
3. “American Idol” (Wednesday), Fox, 23.56 million viewers
4. “American Idol” (Tuesday), Fox, 23.53 million viewers
5. “NCIS,” CBS, 19.62 million viewers
6. “American Idol” (Thursday), Fox, 19.42 million viewers
7. “Two and a Half Men,” CBS, 16.86 million viewers
8. “The Big Bang Theory,” CBS, 15.73 million viewers
9. “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation,” CBS, 15.59 million viewers
10. “The Bachelor,” ABC, 15.15 million viewers
11. “Barbara Walters Special,” ABC, 14.99 million viewers
12. “The Mentalist,” CBS, 14.87 million viewers
13. “NCIS: Los Angeles,” CBS, 14.84 million viewers
14. “The Bachelor: After The Final Rose,” ABC, 13.91 million viewers
15. “The Good Wife,” CBS, 13.32 million viewers
16. “Criminal Minds,” CBS, 13.00 million viewers
17. “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains,” CBS, 12.72 million viewers
18. “CSI: NY,” CBS, 12.35 million viewers
19. “CSI: Miami,” CBS, 12.07 million viewers
20. “Grey’s Anatomy,” ABC, 11.83 million viewers









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Comments

I would willingly trade my remaining nut for an hour of pleasure with Keri Russell.

Oh, wait ...

Betty White is possibly the only thing that could get me to watch "SNL." Well played, NBC.

Also: Alex Trebek would never, ever lie. So I hope it's between him and Bob Barker when I'm a contestant.

Posted by: , at March 12, 2010 10:58 AM

Trebek is a Canadian, comma. Never trust him.

I predict that the Betty White episode of SNL will be the most watched SNL episode ever.

Posted by: admin at March 12, 2010 11:08 AM

ALAN TUDYK YAY!!!!!!!!!!!etc.

Posted by: Jerce at March 12, 2010 11:11 AM

Happy Endings should be about a recent college graduate who can't find a job so he opens a massage parlor.

Posted by: ThunderSacTriumph at March 12, 2010 11:14 AM

Why does everyone hate "Sit Down, Shut Up"? Am I the only one who watched it? It was just non-stop puns, wordplay and off beat meta humor. That's a good thing! You people are just bitter that it's not Arrested Development.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 12, 2010 11:14 AM

I concur. I would also trade Commadaddy's remaining nut for an hour of pleasure with Ms. Russell. She's just so lovely and adorable.

Posted by: TK at March 12, 2010 11:16 AM

more to the point...

what is the official/unofficial Pajiba watering hole for SXSW?

Posted by: Lennon at March 12, 2010 11:20 AM

NCIS and Two and a Half Men are the top rated non-reality/awards shows? Okay old people, you can stop now. We get it. 18-34 year old males are NOT the key demographic anymore. Now cut that shit out before I sabotage your subscription to Cat Fancy!

Posted by: Kballs at March 12, 2010 11:35 AM

My kids watched Honey I Blew Up the Kid recently (I know, I know) - and Keri Russell was in it as the romantic interest of the teenaged son.

Posted by: mswas at March 12, 2010 11:41 AM

I don't get why people keep casting Dermot Mulroney in stuff. He's so blaaaaaaaaaaaaand. And his lip bugs me.

Kerri Russell is one of my top girl crushes. I hope this show turns out to be at least watchable.

Posted by: figgy at March 12, 2010 12:18 PM

I don't get why people keep casting Dermot Mulroney in stuff. He's so blaaaaaaaaaaaaand. And his lip bugs me.

So very true, figgy, so very true.

I do crack up whenever I see something about him though because my mom gets him and Dylan McDermott confused, so she just calls them both Kermit McDermott. Kermit!

Posted by: Katers at March 12, 2010 12:39 PM

I'd trade Comma's remaining nut for an hour of pleasure with Betty White! Hey, what can I say? She's still great.

Posted by: Uncle JR at March 12, 2010 12:51 PM

Katers, I officially love your mom

Posted by: Even Stevens at March 12, 2010 1:49 PM

Wait, so 'Rockford Files' is being revamped? And they're replacing James Garner with Dermot Mulroney? Fail.

Posted by: Jeni at March 12, 2010 1:50 PM

"Dermot Mulroney . . . and Dylan McDermott confused, so she just calls them both Kermit McDermott. Kermit!" -Katers

Hahahhahah! Wait? I thought they were the same guy.

Posted by: BWeaves at March 12, 2010 2:03 PM

It’s called “Trust Me, I’m a Game Show Host.” In it, two hosts will match wits about various subjects with contestants culled from a studio audience. One of the hosts will be telling the truth, the other will be deceptive, and contestants will have to figure out which to trust.

-So, it's like Hollywood Squares with only two squares? Hollywood Dominoes? Butthole or Beavershark?

Posted by: BWeaves at March 12, 2010 2:07 PM

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Betty White for Weekend Update! So freaking excited!

Posted by: Jennifer at March 12, 2010 3:52 PM

wow, i'm shocked lost isn't in the top twenty?

Posted by: gem at March 12, 2010 4:24 PM

The ratings list for last week is interesting in that no NBC show managed to crack the top 20. Shocker.

Posted by: Mickey at March 12, 2010 4:26 PM

So Keri Russel and GOB are going to be on a TV show? Sounds interesting, if only because I'll be seeing it as a crossover between Felicity and Arrested Development

Posted by: Radlum at March 12, 2010 9:04 PM


















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