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Nov. 28, 2007

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This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who’s read just about anything I’ve written, but I don’t watch “America’s Next Top Model.” So although I knew Janice Dickinson was a judge for the show when it started, I had no idea that Twiggy took her place five seasons ago. But now I do know that Twiggy’s out, and Season 10 will see Paulina Porizkova stepping in in her stead. I still won’t watch the show, of course, but this news nevertheless warms a small piece of my heart, as I’ve had a crush on Porizkova ever since Her Alibi. (“What’s that,” you ask? Simply a DVD that must be immediately added to your NetFlix queue, that’s what!)

Meanwhile, I did watch and enjoy the first series of the restyled “Dr. Who,” but have since fallen well behind (in fact, that’s something I need to add to my own NetFlix queue). Nevertheless — and there’s a minor spoiler ahead for the upcoming series — I knew that Billie Piper stepped out as the good Doctor’s assistant at the end of the second series (remember that it’s a British show, and they have “series” rather than “seasons”). Well seems Piper’s Rose Tyler will be back be back for at least three episode in the next series, slated to air sometime next year. Good news for fans, I suspect (unless the new assistant to the Doctor has been so spectacular that Piper ain’t been missed).

So early on Monday, the creator of “Journeyman” (Kevin Falls) said that he expected the show to die after its twelfth episode, since the ratings are pretty poor (he refers to the show’s “questionable numbers”) and the network hasn’t shown the show much love. But fans of the show (of which I’m one — I don’t love it, but I think it’s improved over the season, and I’m actually enjoying it more than “Chuck” or “Heroes” these days) will be happy to know that the twelfth episode has been crafted to provide at least some finality to the series. Falls says: “It wouldn’t answer every question, but it would give you a lot to chew on. We would give you some answers, and we’d withhold others.” And NBC all but confirmed that the show will in fact die an early death when later that same day it gave full-season orders to “Chuck” and “Life,” with nary a mention of “Journeyman.” And the network’s silence about “Bionic Woman” means that that show’s fans can likewise join the “Journeyman” folks in the mourning queue.

Hey — it’s Wednesday. Hump day! The hardest day of the work week for some. Well for all my fellow fans of “The O.C.,” TV Guide’s got a lengthy interview with Josh Schwartz for you. Nothing groundbreaking, but a great timesuck for all the cubicle jockeys and office dwellers. And another great timesucking interview comes courtesy of the Washington Post, which hosted an online chat with the always entertaining Anthony Bourdain (who I have an almost unhealthy man crush on, I’ll admit it).

And lastly, say it loud and say it proud: “January 6th! January 6th!” That’s when “The Wire” comes back. For some of you. But for some, the new year comes early, as HBO has announced that it’s going to do the same thing it did last year, premiering new episodes a week ahead of time on its On-Demand channel. Which means that those of us with On-Demand get to start enjoying the final chapter of the Game on December 31! If you’re still uninitiated, bump Her Alibi down a couple spots in your NetFlix queue and push these DVDs right to the top. And for fans and non-fans alike, here’s a taste of the goodness, courtesy of the baddest of the bad, Omar and Brother Mouzone:



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Seth Freilich is Pajiba’s television editor. Given the choice between Bourdain or Porizkova, he must admit that it’s a surprisingly closer call than his heterosexuality is all together comfortable with.


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Comments

'And the network's silence about "Bionic Woman" means that that show's fans can likewise join the "Journeyman" folks in the mourning queue.'

If this is true that's shame although i have read that NBC are planning a big re-launch in January (if the writers strike ends that soon). I don't think anything can save BW. I'm surprised it hasn't been axed like Journeyman, since BW gets almost the same ratings. I guess NBC are sticking with it because they have invested so much time and money into BW. Although i don't see it lasting beyond season 1.

Posted by: Neena at November 28, 2007 8:44 AM

Pffffft..whoever waits for American broadcasts of Dr. Who, Torchwood, Hotel Babylon etc. Ain't nothin' but a jive-sucka, you make me sick.

That's why god invented: Torrents

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 28, 2007 8:53 AM

I have a co-worker who regularly comes and stands at my office door to spend around an hour of his day discussing TV with me. Unfortunately I share my office with my head of department and this frequently merits evil looks from him and a fear of firing from me. Yesterday it looked like he'd finally cracked... he stormed into my office and said the following:

"This has gone far enough! What do you mean you've never watched The Wire?"

I have officially been told I guess.

And Amen on that BSlim, without torrents I would be horrifyingly behind on everything and reliant on TWoP recaps and TV.com reviews to keep up to date. British TV sucks (with the possible exception of the Dave chanel, which is a gift from the Gods. Red Dwarf, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Q.I., Have I Got News For You, Top Gear... it's late night televisual heaven, the idea of basing and entire programming schedule around the art of banter is bloody genuis).

Posted by: Alex the Odd at November 28, 2007 9:02 AM

Guess what I'm going to bitch about? Again. BSG for fuck's sake! Is pajiba boicotting it or what?! *sigh* You're on notice, Pajiba.


I'd comment on the above article, but I don't care about any of the shows mentioned, so...I'll just...go over there...in the corner...and glare meaningfully at you...

Posted by: joker at November 28, 2007 9:11 AM

Alex the Odd : Top Gear: fucking. A. where else do you get to see Kristin Scott Thomas flogging a moderately priced sedan around a race track swearing like a sailor?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 28, 2007 9:13 AM

DAMNIT! I fricken KNEW Journeyman would be toast. I actually like that show quite a bit, so I'm pissed. I mean, is anyone even still watching Chuck? I suppose this is what I get for putting my faith and an hour each Monday into yet another NBC show. I hate you NBC.

And Seth, Her Alibi has long been a guilty pleasure of mine - it always seems to be on HBO just when I need it. Sigh.

Posted by: Kolby at November 28, 2007 9:17 AM

I'm glad to hear that Chuck got picked up, since I was watching it, until another member of the household saw the 3 episodes I had backed up on the communal DVR, thought they were something he had recorded and didn't like, and summarily deleted them. *Sniff* Since I have to watch things in order, I've been hoping it'd be picked up, and I could Netflix it in the future.

Posted by: pinkcheese at November 28, 2007 9:45 AM

I LOVE Dr. Who. Been watching it since 1964. I missed the first series as it started in 1963, and I didn't move to England until 1964, but I've seen every episode since then.

Anyway, what are torrents, and how do you access them?

Posted by: BWeaves at November 28, 2007 9:49 AM

Anyway, what are torrents, and how do you access them?

Posted by: BWeaves at November 28, 2007 9:49 AM
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In a nutshell, they are a file-sharing (I like to call it a media liberating)scheme. Through its use you can download content from sites. Basicaly you'll need to:

1. get yourself a good downlaoding client/program such as U-torrent (there are many choose whichever works best for your rig)

2. Familiarize yourself with the sites and communities and learn the intricacies.

3. Download away.

Oh and SHARE, if you download, pay it forward and add your bandwidth. Also, keep your anti-spyware and virus scan up to date. If you take your time to hook up with a good community that regulates participants you should have no problem. HOWEVER if you choose to go to porn heavy, sleazy sites, ....let's just say you are in for a WORLD of PAIN...err *cough* *cough* I've been told...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 28, 2007 10:04 AM

Torrents terrify me. It was like there was a whole secret underground world blossoming online and then I, late to the party, lifted up the rock and all I could see were mechanisms and worms and programs and rolypolys and things I don't even have the vocabulary to describe. I know I'm missing out, but it just seems so daunting.

NBC blows goats, does it not? What a shitty bunch of shows. I mean, Life? I have not heard one single good thing about that program, and it always takes me far too long to remember what it is when I hear the name. I do love Friday Night Lights with an unholy passion, though.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at November 28, 2007 10:23 AM

Oh, Hotel Babylon. That show is a guilty pleasure and a half. I love my BBC America. If only the BBC showed the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. Damn writer's strike.

I love Chuck. I watch for Casey. He is frickin' awesome. So is Captain Awesome. Especially shirtless. Awesome.

Posted by: Melody at November 28, 2007 10:28 AM

Torrents terrify me. It was like there was a whole secret underground world blossoming online and then I, late to the party, lifted up the rock and all I could see were mechanisms and worms and programs and rolypolys and things I don't even have the vocabulary to describe. I know I'm missing out, but it just seems so daunting.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at November 28, 2007 10:23 AM

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Admittedly, Torrents are not for the faint hearted you HAVE to take the time and be cautious and it is something that requires more effort than what reasonable people are willing to put up with. If you don't have the time or the disposition you, SHOULD NOT TRY. (like I said, your best bet is to join a strict, regulated, community.)

*I won't post anymore about it 'cause it's off-topic and you have enough info to google away. I don't want to abuse our benevolent almighty Pajiba overlords.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 28, 2007 10:32 AM

I think I'll skip torrents. I don't want to deal with stretching a rubber condom over my PC before attempted to extract a little Dr. Who. I'll just wait for the regular channels or the DVDs.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 28, 2007 11:02 AM

BWeaves: A good place to start is IsoHunt.com. They make it very easy to find reliable torrents and offer a variety of clients to download (BitTorrent being my favorite).

Also, they can be a bit daunting for first timers. My brother is as big a geek as me and even he was scared at first. However, it's like a cold pool. It seems like a horrible plan at first, but once you jump in you realize the water's fine. (except for the whole legality thing)

Posted by: FrothyWalrus at November 28, 2007 11:07 AM

(unless the new assistant to the Doctor has been so spectacular that Piper ain't been missed)

Well, that's kind of a debatable question at the moment. I never liked her, but that's just because I thought the writers rushed Martha's plot arc and ended up making her a lot more whiny than I think they had intended. I'm excited to see Billie Piper come back, if only because I think she and Catherine Tate will be hilarious together.

Posted by: Claire at November 28, 2007 11:13 AM

Piper was a....fine, companion, I just found that the writers sometimes went a little overboard with the whole "young girl in love" thing the show kind of staled. Then Martha, a strong educated woman, comes in and they TOTALLY wasted her, she was like a pathetic lovesick puppy, rebound girl. What. A. waste.

Not all is lost though, I've read Martha will be in a in run of Torchwood episodes. Hell I wouldn't ind if they 86'd Gwen's ass and took on Martha. Gwen has just become unbearable and inconsistent as a character..


*SPOILER* *SPOILER* SPOILER*


...and that shit she did to her husband just plain sucked. And another thing, Owen, NO. FUCKING WAY. that ugly douchebag is gonna get that much pussy. Fuck that, it's like that ugly beast from The Unit, being passed off as a sexpot, SOMEBODY is getting sucked-off.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 28, 2007 11:30 AM

You just ruined my day. Journeyman and Pushing Daisies have been my two favorite shows this season. I was on the fence about Journeyman after the first few episodes, but it's literally gotten better every single week! It's a damn shame. Is it naive to wait for any last minute heroics to save the season? Marcus Vorenus doesn't get canceled!!!

Posted by: Patrick C at November 28, 2007 11:31 AM

Marcus Vorenus doesn't get canceled!!!

Posted by: Patrick C at November 28, 2007 11:31 AM

Thirteenth! Thirteenth!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 28, 2007 11:34 AM

Thank god Rose is coming back, Martha's very existence is like a icepick to the brain.

Posted by: F.C. at November 28, 2007 11:55 AM

I propose that Pajiba do a Guide what's good for you, all about The Wire, in time for the 5th, and final, season.

Posted by: withnail at November 28, 2007 11:59 AM

I didn't like Rose at first, but she really grew on me. She had balls. She wasn't the old "twist an ankle and come save me" companion. I also really liked Jackie and Mickey. I think they wasted Martha, too. She was a doctor, and they turned her into a mushy groupie.

And Owen on Torchwood? Of course he's going to get the girls. He's the only hetero on the show. Although I think he kinda looks like a white Michael Jackson.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 28, 2007 12:02 PM

As illustrated in the comments already, Dr. Who fandom is pretty torn about Rose returning. Some feel it negates the series 2 finale; some are relieved the Doctor will get his Rose back; some are sick of "Saint Rose." I haven't made up my mind yet, though what I'd really love to see is Evil Alternative Universe Rose, just for kicks.

BWeaves: in the premiere episode of Torchwood, Owen has a threesome with a man and a woman, which was edited out of the BBC America broadcast. (They edit out about 2-3 minutes from each episode to make room for commercials.) None of the characters are strictly anything, which is part of the charm. The joke in the fandom communities I frequent is 'You don't have to be bisexual to work here, but it sure helps!'

Posted by: minorblue at November 28, 2007 12:18 PM

I'm surprised to see that nobody's joined in on the Bourdain love thus far. I'm ever so glad that the TV Whore is also a fan!

Posted by: antoinette jeanine at November 28, 2007 12:20 PM

Anthony Bourdain is.... a god.

I DVR all, No Reservations and watch them at least three times.Only one who even comes close is Alton Brown. It's not only about recipes and having hacky catchphrases, it's about respect for the origins, history and culture from where the shit came from.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 28, 2007 12:32 PM

The moment that you mentioned Doctor Who I decided to jump and comment. I promise that I'll read the entire thing after commenting.

So, I had a mini Doctor Who marathon over Thanksgiving (I watched only series 1 and 2 and 3 episodes of series 3). I had initially been apprehensive about watching the new, revamped Doctor because I grew up watching the show. But, they have done such an excellent job with the new series. And, it does help that the actor who currently plays the Doctor (David Tennant) is quite charming. In any case, I am ecstatic to see that Rose will be coming back. She's my favorite companion right after Sara Jane and K9.

Melody: I enjoy Hotel Babylon as well. It is entirely campy and cheesy but oh so much fun.

Alex the Odd: Amen to Red Dwarf. There are far too many people in America who have never watched the show, and they are missing out. I just watched my first episode of Top Gear yesterday because I was curious, and it was much better than any other car related show that is on the television in the States (I'm looking at TLC and the Discovery Channel).

Posted by: Gigi Worthington at November 28, 2007 12:35 PM

I'm surprised to see that nobody's joined in on the Bourdain love thus far. I'm ever so glad that the TV Whore is also a fan!

He's got quite a following. I tried his book and his show and just found him to be a know-it-all, full-of-himself, egotistical jackass. He just really, really grates on me.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at November 28, 2007 12:36 PM

uh, I watch Chuck.

I like Chuck. Chuck makes me laugh. And Adam Baldwin is the shiite.

Anthony Bourdain is slowly growing on me... at first I too found him "to be a know-it-all, full-of-himself, egotistical jackass". But then I saw his episode on Southwestern cooking and I was surprised to find that I kind of enjoyed his commentary... he didn't just talk about how good the food was, he made intelligent commentary about how most of the food in the country's top restaurants are actually prepared (day in and day out) but laborers who did not go to some fancy cooking school.... etc etc. I ultimately came to appreciate that he has a scathing, bitchy attitude for everything, including the highbrow and lowbrow.
But I did think he insulted Norway way too much.

Posted by: Stella at November 28, 2007 12:49 PM

Damn! I really enjoy Journeyman. Good storylines, good dialogue, hot ex-fiances. C'mon NBC, what else do you even have? And they better renew Friday Night Lights. Do it!

Posted by: SR at November 28, 2007 1:34 PM

Agreed, socalled. Bourdain is incredibly annoying.

Posted by: Daphne at November 28, 2007 1:44 PM

I thought Rose coming back would negate the end of series 2. But on the other hand, we're stuck with Catherine F*cking Tate as the companion for the first half of the new series, so by episode 3, Rose coming back will be more than welcome. Well, it would have been welcome anyway, had her leaving not been so final.
Also, she was awesome.

Posted by: zarahruth at November 28, 2007 1:47 PM

If you are afraid of torrents just use Veoh. My friend from the UK who is in the know about torrents and such suggested that to me.
Now, I'm in heaven watching all sorts of BBC shows. They don't have a comprehensive library, but for free, it's damn fine deal.

www.veoh.com

Posted by: Teresa at November 28, 2007 2:05 PM

oh dear, this is where i have to admit that i DO watch america's next top model...it provides soooo many good laughs and i especially love how tyra manages to make everything single thing about her, she's "the herp" of the model world.

on that note, i am pleased to hear that they are getting rid of twiggy. she really had nothing to add to the show, and was practically decaying in her panel seat.

Posted by: citizen_cris at November 28, 2007 2:10 PM

R.I.P. Bodie.

Posted by: Pookie at November 28, 2007 2:41 PM

It's because of HER ALIBI and Paulina Porizkova that I now have a clown-fucking obsession. And lemme tell you...I have YET to find one who looks as good as her. But they've all done a wonderful job of juggling my balls! Ba-Zing!!!

Posted by: PissBoy at November 28, 2007 3:29 PM

First Drive, then Journeyman

*sigh*

I'm not devoting myself to anything until the second season.

Posted by: BlkPearlLatina at November 28, 2007 5:37 PM

All this talk about BBC America and no mention that the second series of Life on Mars starts in Dec? Plus at the end of the year the channel shows marathons of its most popular shows, so there will probably be a Jekyll marathon. Anyone who hasn't seen James Nesbitt's performance needs to watch.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at November 28, 2007 5:51 PM

OK, so as an extreme Doctor Who junkie I already knew about Billie Piper (for which I am extremely glad, if for no other reason that I nurse a large girl crush for Piper...) but sorry to burst the bubble of Martha Haters, but she's back too (this has been common knowledge since the end of series 3).

Posted by: rach at November 28, 2007 6:54 PM

Although I think he kinda looks like a white Michael Jackson.

As compared to a different Michael Jackson? lol

I think I only tune into Torchwood for Captain Jack, rarely pay attention to it otherwise. I'm happy to hear Rose is coming back, though I'm never sure if I'm in the majority or not for liking her as a companion. I definitely know I'm one of the few that liked Donna as a character. I'm really hoping she whoops Martha a good one come next season.

I also watch Chuck but I'm three episodes behind now and not sure how to catch up. I hate NBC's media player, and I don't download their torrents since I missed one measly episode of BSG one time, downloaded an episode, and received a letter from my cable company a week later that I had to cease and desist. NBC makes it really hard to be a fan of their shows.

Posted by: McGeek at November 28, 2007 9:14 PM

While I could care less about Rose, the whole idea of a show with all THREE recent companions on it makes me giddy with anticipation.
I hope! I hope!

Yay, to Life on Mars coming back in Dec. and man, BSG Razor was awesome.
"the herald of the apocalypse. The harbinger of death."
say wha?

Posted by: Jules at November 28, 2007 9:18 PM

Loving the love for Hotel Babyloyn. First show I watching week to week from torrents (second season anyway). I keep watching it now that it is on BBCA.

Posted by: Brian at November 28, 2007 11:17 PM

I watch Chuck, too...it is light and amusing and precisely what I need after a long day at work.

Pinkcheese, NBC does have episodes on-line, though the players can sometimes be annoying.

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at November 28, 2007 11:19 PM

I really can't see the return of Rose being anything more than an excuse for Uncle Rusty to mary-sue the fuck out of her some more. It could be done right, if say, some CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT occurred between Doomsday and her return, but that seems.. unlikely, given the way she was written for all of S2, and doted over in S3.
Mostly, I'm just so very sick of THE SAME DAMNED THING. ROSE, DALEKS, ROSE, DALEKS. ROSE IS NOT THE MOST SPESHULEST COMPANION EVERS. SHE ISN'T, DAMMIT. CAN WE HAVE OTHER INTERESTING ONES? PERHAPS EVEN SOMEONE AGED? OR MALE? OR NONHUMAN?
WE KNOW ROMANA SUVIVED, CAN WE HAVE HER BACK ALREADY? PREFERABLY EVIL ROMANA? Y/Y?
Ahem.

Also, Martha was unfortunately overshadowed by the OMG TWU WUVVVV ROOOOSE obsession of S3, but still kicked SO much ass. ILU MARTHA. And Donna.
MARTHA + JACK + PTERODACTYL = AWESOME. Torchwood might actually be good next series.

And.. I've actually been seething about the BP spoiler for about 3 days now, since the pics leaked, so I'll now hush my capslocky inner fantard already and not do that here any longer! That's what OG is for.

Posted by: the hel at November 29, 2007 2:32 AM

I really liked Donna Noble. The end of "The Christmas Invasion" makes me weepy every time.

Posted by: Craig at November 30, 2007 9:54 PM

Omar's the best. Thanks for the treat. And...oh yeah...you do a pretty good job yourself, TV Whore.

p.s. Don't feel bad. Bourdain makes world cuisine a kick-ass experience. That's worthy of your man-crush.

Posted by: Orlando at December 1, 2007 10:48 AM