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America's Next Ostracized Minority: Intelligent People

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (31)



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Six or eight months ago, out of respect for the work that he does with mentally handicapped folks, I promised a long-time reader of ours that I wouldn’t use the word “retarded” in any of my post to describe a person’s level of stupidity, and since that time, I’ve done my damndest to hold true to that promise. But, this? Knucklehead? I’m pretty sure the word is used in the movie’s logline (though, iMDB lists the character as a “sweet gentle giant,” which has to be the worst euphemism for that word I’ve ever heard).

Anyway, the movie is about how Mark Feuerstein commits career suicide by training a sweet, gentle giant to become a wrestler so that he can clear some debt. Melora Hardin (oh, Jan) and Denis Farina co-star. The gentle giant — his name is apparently Big Show. His family must be very proud.

It’s an embarrassment to humanity.


(Via FilmDrunk)

And in the other corner, here’s the first image of Adam Sandler in character from his upcoming movie, Jack and Jill, where he will play both title characters and rip a hole in the stupidity continuum.

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Comments

Adam Sandler in drag.

Take me now, Lord.

Looks like the movie Idiocracy is more of a documentary than a schlockfest piece of celluloid feces.

Posted by: The Wanderer at October 13, 2010 4:08 PM

Thank you for not using the word.

Remember that one time Adam Sandler was in a pretty good movie with pudding and Emily ...

Nope it's gone. I think it died of loneliness.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 13, 2010 4:08 PM

maybe i'm just having a bad day, but I thought knucklehead looked fun

Posted by: idleprimate at October 13, 2010 4:16 PM

Adam Sandler in character from his upcoming movie, Jack and Jill, where he will play both title characters and rip a hole in the stupidity continuum.

Does it open on December 21, 2012?

Posted by: mswas at October 13, 2010 4:16 PM

Sandler looks just like the Gap girl he played on the SNL skit with Spade and Farley.

Now LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M STARVING.

Posted by: Some Guy at October 13, 2010 4:25 PM

Knucklehead had a (slim) chance until the scene on the bus. You have to go a long way to make fart jokes funny and they didn't make it.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 13, 2010 4:28 PM

Does it open on December 21, 2012?

Now that made me laugh. Apocalypse, you can't get here too soon.

Posted by: MM at October 13, 2010 4:29 PM

I know some people are desperate (literally, desperate) to maintain or jump start their careers, thus Knucklehead. But just what is Sandler thinking?

Is it a fame thing? Does one get addicted to being talked about and seen? To making movies? Or does he have a gambling/drug addiction that he needs to feed? I'm sincere in this. Why, Adam? Next he'll be costarring with Mike Myers in a remake of The Love Guru. But perhaps I judge too soon? Any hope?

Posted by: Patricia at October 13, 2010 4:55 PM

I'm with Tracer.

Even though Knucklehead is about one step up the evolutionary ladder from that movie where Johnny Knoxville went the Special Olympics, "The Big Show" actually does a decent job of selling himself. He showed more commitment than half, I mean most, I mean everyone on SNL currently.

And they would have been better served to cut out the fart joke part UNTIL he figured out he couldn't get into the bus bathroom. It's the nuances in comedy, people.

Posted by: D-Day at October 13, 2010 4:59 PM

I laughed at the fart joke so I guess one of the unwashed masses.

Posted by: SackLodge at October 13, 2010 5:09 PM

I've been assaulted with that face all morning on various sites. There is nothing funny about that face.

Posted by: Candy at October 13, 2010 5:37 PM

Ok, "Knucklehead" does not look like a great movie, but it still looks several times superior to the movie suggested by the Adam Sandler screen grab. I don't want to see either one, but if forced to choose, I guess I'd rather watch a giant, dim human run into shit for 90 minutes than even half a minute of Adam Sandler in drag.

I still maintain that any number of TV "reality" shows are a bigger embarrassment to humanity than all the cruddy movies put together. At least the people in the movies are PRETENDING to be stupid. The people on TV actually ARE stupid, and they're proud of it.

Posted by: Slash at October 13, 2010 5:39 PM

After reading your comment, SackLodge, regardless of your chosen screen name or sense of humor, I'd have to agree. And now, having actually watched the trailer, I'm forced to concur with myself.

Posted by: RobP at October 13, 2010 5:39 PM

What do you mean, "next ostracized minority"?

When was the last time we weren't one? Where the Hell did you go to highschool?

Posted by: DarthBrookes at October 13, 2010 5:42 PM

I'm surprised Adam Sandler is in the Jack & Jill movie. They couldn't find a black man to crossdress as a fat, woman? He's just terrible, taking jobs away from hardworking men such as Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy.

Just goes to show how racist Hollywood really is.

Posted by: juicyjui at October 13, 2010 6:08 PM

Jesus, Dustin, I know it's Halloween time but if you want to freak me out why not just strap me to a chair and force me to watch A Serbian Film.

Please no more pictures Sandler in drag.

Posted by: John W at October 13, 2010 6:10 PM

See, I thought Wesley Snipes (the not the 30 ROCK one with the 'dressing slippers') was the ugliest man in drag. He still is, but this gave me something tawny to look at in the hair factory, like they say Boudica's hair was.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at October 13, 2010 6:10 PM

@juicjui: Shirley Q. Liquor gets weekends off just like all of God's other li'l Caged Birds.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at October 13, 2010 6:13 PM

Thanks for trying to keep your promise Dustin. I'm the one who wrote you that letter about the R-word(but if you must know I'm a lady). My students still think you're a pretty cool guy for taking their cause seriously.
If anyone would like info about the end the R-word campaign (featuring John C. McGinley, who is the father of a child with an intellectual disability), please visit www.r-word.org.

Posted by: thepants at October 13, 2010 7:54 PM

Dear Hollywood...do not get your ideas from Ed Wood...thanks.

Posted by: Diablo at October 13, 2010 8:09 PM

thepants: I am (legitimately) curious about the use of the R-word (just "R" from now on). I understand that like "gay," it has become derogatory and insulting, and that should stop. But what about its literal use? Because the way I see it, "developmentally disabled" is just the definition of "R."

Is it the common abuse of the word as an insult, or is there something else I don't understand that makes it so upsetting.

By the way, for the first year or two after coming out of the closet (but not so much anymore, heh) I was a fan of calling my gay friends and myself fags. It felt cathartic to get to use the word in a non-hateful way. Now I'm not a sexy 21 year old anymore, so it seems weird. =)

Posted by: Vince Noir at October 13, 2010 9:55 PM

I guess it's always different if you don't consider yourself to be a member of said group, whether you're squarely offended, or interested in 'reclaiming' a term.

But Diablo, if not him or him-sto-her, then who or hoo-wah?

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at October 13, 2010 11:00 PM

Paul "The Big Show" Wight is honestly a pretty funny guy who can act reasonably well and has good screen presence. I'll probably see this at some point. Not in theatres, but.

Posted by: mightygodking at October 13, 2010 11:42 PM

The Big Show, much like Shaq, has charisma and presence, but they are not as funny or as elegant as I think they pictures themselves to be. Part of it is sheer physical size, The Rock has more charisma, and isn't so hulking as to be distracting. That sounds crazy, but if you think about it, I think you'd agree. This seems like a lesser Kingpin.

Posted by: e at October 14, 2010 1:44 AM

But, but, Big Show! My parents tried their damndest to get me to stop watching that crap when I was 12. Bless them. (I'm a woman from a third world country. what gives? why the fuck was i obsessed with wwe? I don't think I'll ever figure it out.)

Posted by: Shobhna at October 14, 2010 4:16 AM

@thepants and @Vince Noir

I'm also curious. I fully support the intention of the campaign, and would support the campaign itself (and will, if it starts to succeed) but around here it's already far too late. No one I know would used 'R' to describe someone with developmental disabilies, however lots of people I know would use it to describe someone who is being really stupid.
So here, at least, and I suspect in other places as well, the meaning of 'R' has been mostly decoupled from meaning developmentally disabled and like it's predecessors, Moron, Idiot and others, has been left as merely an insult. Just from what I've observed about the way the meaning of words tend to evolve, and how it is easier to get the scientific community to abandon a word than it is to stop bigots and people who just don't care to stop, I think that the campaign is doomed to failure.

Posted by: Ender at October 14, 2010 5:59 AM

I swear to Godtopus I thought the header pic was indicating an Ab Fab movie. That photo is horrific please make it not be here any more.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 14, 2010 7:01 AM

I have two brothers with autism and additional intellectual disabilities. I also have two jobs working with disabled people (or people with disabilities to be politically correct). I work at a special needs school and a holiday program for teenagers with disabilities. So I spend a hell of a lot of time with people with disabilities.


I dunno. I'm not really offended by the "r-word" anymore. I used to get outraged. I just don't give a shit anymore.

Back on topic, that picture of Adam Sandler keeps haunting me. He looks like my uncle but my uncle if he aged really badly and dressed in drag. And now I'm thinking about my uncle in drag. Uck.

Posted by: Daisy at October 14, 2010 9:58 AM

Tyler Perry's It's Retarded How Awesome Jesus Is

Posted by: Jackseppelin at October 14, 2010 11:17 AM

@Vince Noir
In response to the use to the R-word. First of all developmentally disabled and "retarded" aren't the same thing. Some people who have a developmental disability can have a clinical diagnosis of mental retardation but not all. Some have cerebral palsy, some autism, some a traumatic brain injury etc. The reason I get upset with the word is that people don't mean it as an insult BUT I've been on field trips with my students and someone sitting nearby uses the word very casually and unknowingly and all of a sudden I have a group of people who either want to cry or tear someones head off because they feel insulted.
My feeling is that by changing the way we speak we can sometimes change the way we look at the world. I teach acting and these guys are phenomenal but they don't often book work outside of my program because people don't think they can do anything. They want to change the world with their art but no one will let them because they're "the R-word".
(This is the most I have ever commented on any website- mainly because I'm not very eloquent or witty-so I will now go back to lurking).

Posted by: thepants at October 14, 2010 6:59 PM

Thanks thepants, that was enlightening. That is why I don't use the word in public, the same as I don't make any of the 'edgy' jokes that are so popular with the people I know when anyone might hear and think we're actually prejudiced or racist and be upset by what they think we mean.

"My feeling is that by changing the way we speak we can sometimes change the way we look at the world."

I agree and think that this can have a powerful effect. In this case, as I said above, I don't believe that you are going to be able to change the way we speak, in the way you hope. I suspect that the only victory that's possible is to abandon the word, and replace it in the scientific and medical jargon with synonyms such as 'delayed', 'slowed', 'inhibited' etc or just plain making up a new word.

Obviously this will become an insult, if the wrong people pick up on it before we've changed the way people think about those with these problems, but I think that a steady retreat is the only option, until the dickheads who actually hold prejudice are changed. Which may never happen. So we may have to retreat forever.

Posted by: Ender at October 15, 2010 10:17 AM