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By Brian Prisco | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (21)



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Ladies and Gentlemen, American Psycho the Musical is happening. As much as I loathe the idea of remakes and reboots and refurbishes, I am a huge fan of stage musicals converted cleverly. I was thoroughly impressed with Mary Harron’s adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis’s novel — I thought she was able to imbue the gruesome stream of consciousness into a really stylistic flick.

How it will convert to the big stage will remain to be seen. Duncan Sheik’s signed on to pen the book, which promises for some solid songwriting. My biggest concern is that most of the charm of the film — and for that matter the book — revolves around ’80s pop like Huey Lewis and Phil Collins. Patrick Bateman’s now iconic maniac diatribes about the cheestastic balladeers are pretty pivotal to the plot. I would have been concerned that it might have turned into some sort of Mamma Mia splashfest instead of something more along the lines of Assassins or Sweeney Todd. Gruesome bloody murder and musical theatre actually go wonderfully well, and I think song work can really add to the buoyant insanity of the musical.

I would cut a hooker in half with a chainsaw to be there opening night.









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Comments

I have to disagree on Mary Harron's adaptation of the book - she made Bateman too much of a misogynistic thug who killed women and not the balls - out homeless guy and puppy eating psycho in the book.

Posted by: Byrd at February 4, 2010 11:36 AM

Rock of Ages is one of the most successful musicals on Broadway right now partly because 80s nostalgia puts butts in seats. American Psycho's problem is going to be selling what could easily turn into a horror musical to a modern theater audience.

Posted by: Robert at February 4, 2010 11:42 AM

I think song work can really add to the buoyant insanity of the musical.

Definitely, and I like the way you said it.

Posted by: twig at February 4, 2010 11:47 AM

N.P.H.

If you combine NPH from HIMYM and from Harold and Kumar, subtract the humor and wit, and you have you Patrick Bateman. Shake n Bake!

Posted by: logar at February 4, 2010 11:57 AM

Yes!!!! Madame Stardust forsees a trip to New York in the future of the Stardust household.

Posted by: stardust at February 4, 2010 12:02 PM

AHHHHHH!!!! BLUE MAN!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kballs at February 4, 2010 12:20 PM

Oh good. He's been replaced by the Pillsbury Doughboy. I almost died there.

Posted by: Kballs at February 4, 2010 12:21 PM

Duncan Sheik did the music for "Spring Awakening," which was incredible. Who knew?

It's going to be a fine line to walk, but if it works, I would gladly splatter someone's brains to Huey Lewis' "Fore!" to be in attendance.

Posted by: Lurkey Turkey at February 4, 2010 12:21 PM

I can't imagine this being a good idea, mostly because I can't picture Patrick Bateman singing.

Posted by: Yossarian at February 4, 2010 12:27 PM

OH

MY

GOD

Posted by: buttercup at February 4, 2010 12:51 PM

I know I will probably be dispatched quickly and with extreme prejudice for asking this, but I need to know if Patrick Bateman actually killed those people or just imagined it. I've read the book and seen the movie but I never figured it out.

Posted by: ZombieNurse at February 4, 2010 1:08 PM

ZN - I had the same reaction, and actually went onto wikipedia to look it up. It's apparently never been explicitly stated by anyone involved what percentage of the events actually happened...

Posted by: S.K. at February 4, 2010 2:00 PM

Is that supposed to say "Qu'est-ce que c'est"?

Posted by: Eep at February 4, 2010 2:28 PM

Longtime lurker, just had to chime in with this. This youtube video is a guy named Miles Fisher, performing Talking Heads' 'This Must Be The Place' as Patrick Bateman. On visuals alone, he would be the guy, but you'll notice our friend autotune joining him on vocals!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G29d6RDSK1c

Posted by: Takoma Biscuit at February 4, 2010 2:41 PM

OHMYGOD!!!! LOGAR is right!! NPH!!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at February 4, 2010 3:30 PM

1. I love Duncan Sheik. His acoustic version of "She Runs Away" is one of my favorite songs.

2. I'm with logar: NPH would be brilliant in this role.

3. Christian Bale could do it, too. He sings. Newsies? Newsies, anyone?

I'm seized with a sudden urge to go to Santa Fe. Where I'm free like the wind, like I'm gonna live forevah. It's a feeling time can nevah take away.

Posted by: Jelinas at February 4, 2010 3:47 PM

I want to make love to the title line of this article.

Run run run run, run run run awaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Posted by: Pandemic at February 4, 2010 4:28 PM

ZombieNurse: it seems Ellis leaves that question as an exercise for the reader, as there are aspects of the book that seem to support either view (i.e., "how come Bateman never comes under (virtually) any suspicion despite having bodies and blood and screams in his apartment?" versus the concept that these soulless professionals were all interchangeable (Bateman's lawyer might've just been confused about who he had lunch with in Europe, and it wasn't Paul Allen).

One thing that is certain -- Ellis will never come forward and tell us which view is the "right" one, so there is no wrong answer to the question.

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Posted by: Patty at February 6, 2010 11:37 AM

I HOPE THAT ALL OF THEM ARE ***ING PROFESSIONAL AND HATE LOOKING AT THE LIGHT. I'M TRYING TO REINVENT THE TERMINATOR WITHOUT ANY LINES DAMMIT ARRRRRRGH

Posted by: Mikey Likes It at February 7, 2010 2:46 AM

I am going to go see this SO HARD.

Posted by: MK at February 8, 2010 3:45 PM


















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