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American Pie 4! There's Nothing More Special than Your 4th Piece

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (21)



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It’s been 11 years since the original American Pie warmed our collective schlongs with gooey apple-ness, and that original $200 million movie would result in the proliferation of R-Rated comedies, even before Judd Apatow came along. It also resulted in two theatrical sequels, and about 4,000 straight-to-DVD titles, which have only one thing in common with the original American Pie movie: Eugene Levy, who finds time to appear in every goddamn one of the straight-to-DVD sequels.

We announced back in 2008 that producers were developing an American Pie 4 for theaters, and nearly two years later they’ve finally found a couple of writers to take on the task: Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle writers Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg. Word is that at least some of the original cast would be willing to come back, and since only Alyson Hannigan and Seann William Scott have much going on with their careers at the moment, it seems likely that most of the cast would jump at the opportunity (and Hannigan made Date Movie, so she’s not exactly picky). And then, of course, Shannon Elizabeth! What happened to the Hollywood’s stop gap between Elizabeth Berkley and Jessica Biel?

While we’d kind of hoped that the 4th movie might be called American Abortion, we exclusively know (thanks to the Hollywood Cog) that the premise of the fourth movie will actually revolve around the original cast’s high-school reunion, which of course leaves open the possibility for lots of shenanigans. Personally, I’m hoping Eddie Kay Thomas comes back as the Martin Blank type and assassinates the rest of the cast (except for Hannigan — she can be spared).

(Source: LA Times)









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Comments

Sean Michael Scott? Was that on purpose or does someone have Steve Carell on the brain?

Posted by: Rob at February 20, 2010 6:49 PM

Fuck.

Posted by: Thurgod at February 20, 2010 7:02 PM

I sense a real-time review coming on! Whaaaaaat!

Posted by: TWoP_Fan at February 20, 2010 7:22 PM

Just curious... what's the Martin Gross type? I'm completely blanking.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at February 20, 2010 7:39 PM

These "shenanigans" you speak of--any word on whether they'll be "zany" or will they skew closer to "madcap?"

Thanks.

Posted by: stryker1121 at February 20, 2010 7:40 PM

And then, of course, Shannon Elizabeth! What happened to the Hollywood’s stop gap between Elizabeth Berkley and Jessica Biel?

Playing poker on TV. Fully clothed.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at February 20, 2010 8:17 PM

Lol Michael Scott.

Posted by: James at February 20, 2010 8:20 PM

I'm looking forward to Tara Reid reprising her role as the wholesome girl next door type.

Posted by: cc at February 20, 2010 8:22 PM

Poor Eugene Levy. Things really went down hill for him after Mel's Rock Pile got cancelled.

Posted by: Gozer at February 20, 2010 8:52 PM

American Pie XVCMII: Money Never Sleeps

Posted by: Jerce at February 20, 2010 8:58 PM

Seann William Scott was asked the question in Entertainment Weekly, "How old will you be when people stop calling you Stifler?" his response was "I would say about 67. But by then, I probably will have done 10 more American Pies, so I don't know."

My question is...what the fuck happened to Seann William Scott?

Posted by: DeistBrawler at February 20, 2010 10:39 PM

None of the people who made this went onto anything memorable -- except for Hannigan and she's always been supporting.

The chance this happens? 130% Everyone needs a paycheck.

Posted by: Fredo at February 20, 2010 11:34 PM

Fredo, don't forget that John Cho had an early career appearance in American Pie... People's tastes may vary on Harold & Kumar, but I would definitely say that Star Trek counts as memorable.

Posted by: Tim at February 21, 2010 1:04 AM

And I'm wondering when people will stop calling Jennifer Coolidge "Stiffler's Mom." STIFFLER'S MOM!

Posted by: coveredinbees at February 21, 2010 2:54 AM

I'm down. Why the fuck not?

Posted by: Mebe at February 21, 2010 3:28 AM

I'm looking forward to Tara Reid reprising her role as the wholesome girl next door type.

DUDE ME TOO. Though I think that the only way they'll make her work is if they turn her character into one of those girls that went off to college, dropped out and became a total hag. Pregnant by some rich dude, divorced, 12 plastic surgeries, chain-smoking, drunkard, lost child custody. By age 26. Then it'll be perfect!

Posted by: figgy at February 21, 2010 11:18 AM

In order to lure Tara they'll have to convince her is a three day kegger.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 21, 2010 12:20 PM

oh, Stiffler's Mom. You were my favorite part of Best in Show and (and of Legally Blonde, but that's not saying much), but only because I can't separate you in my mind from the creepy lady who did Finch on a pool table. May you live forever in the fapfapfaps of teenage boys and the incredulous shouts of "Wait! That's Stiffler's Mom! No WAY!" that have echoed across generations (well, really just my generation). I salute your plastic body in the hopes that it outlasts all that Styrofoam we're throwing in the ocean.

Posted by: esme at February 21, 2010 4:00 PM

Optimus, Martin Blank is the main character in Grosse Point Blank.

Posted by: GreenMyEyes at February 22, 2010 12:34 PM

Guess there was a typo that got fixed then...

Posted by: GreenMyEyes at February 22, 2010 12:34 PM

Mel was never the same after we lost Roy Orbison.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at February 22, 2010 6:14 PM


















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