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All the Other Muppets Will Die; You Can Save Only One. WHO WILL IT BE? The Muppets International Poster

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (57)

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I’m taking Animal, and Animal and I will irreparably f*ck up the person responsible for killing the rest of the Muppets.









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Comments

I'm saving Beaker and hoping he and I can invent a super-weapon that can be used to avenge the rest of the Muppets.

Posted by: Fredo at July 12, 2011 11:53 AM

I'll take Kermit, and his adorably froggy sad song about the other muppets will drive the responsible party to commit suicide.

Posted by: idgiepug at July 12, 2011 11:55 AM

Miss Piggy. I then hire her as a back-up singer/karate-chopping body guard and we make billions of dollars.

Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2011 12:00 PM

Gonzo, just look at his nose. That's one hell of a nose.

Posted by: MadClawMannn at July 12, 2011 12:00 PM

Fozzie bear and it's not even close.

Posted by: O-Neg at July 12, 2011 12:03 PM

Janice - she and I will work diligently to repopulate the species.

Posted by: tranjo at July 12, 2011 12:06 PM

I'm taking Gonzo.
We will beg at the side of a street in New York and look so sad, with these sad little eyes, that we will earn a fortune and raise Jim from the dead and rebuild all muppets. And then we will all hunt through America and find the bastard and go all out Blair Witch on him.

Posted by: Magiel at July 12, 2011 12:07 PM

Janice, she's got the good stuff.

Posted by: Laura at July 12, 2011 12:10 PM

I can never tell Fozzy Bear and Kermit apart.

Posted by: superasente, the movie reference supreme master at July 12, 2011 12:12 PM

Statler - and then he and I will go to the movies and heckle the HELL out of Zookeeper and all the other terrible movies out there.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 12, 2011 12:15 PM

Stop showing off Superasente. You don't even do your own commenting. You were dubbed!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 12, 2011 12:17 PM

Yeah, Beaker. You just know he's mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore.

Posted by: Samantha at July 12, 2011 12:21 PM

Kermit. Why is this even open for discussion?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 12, 2011 12:27 PM

I second animal, and then if not him obviously Sam the Eagle bc he has military training to master a counter strike

Posted by: hoover19 at July 12, 2011 12:27 PM

Dr. Teeth. He's the Muppet equivalent of Obi Wan Kenobi. He'll find a young puppet and teach him the way of the Muppets, and all will be well.

Posted by: Lucas at July 12, 2011 12:31 PM

Oh and Superasente, bears wear hats.

Posted by: Lucas at July 12, 2011 12:32 PM

I refuse to choose between Bert and Oscar and Kermit. REFUSE.

Posted by: tamatha at July 12, 2011 12:33 PM

Oh wait. If the Sesame Street muppets are safe, then it's easier.

Posted by: tamatha at July 12, 2011 12:35 PM

Sweetums and I will stomp some @ss.

Posted by: dna at July 12, 2011 12:39 PM

But what if you could use Oscar's can as a bunker Tamatha?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 12, 2011 12:40 PM

Gotta go with Floyd or Zoot...you know they're carrying some good $hit, man...

Posted by: NateS1973 at July 12, 2011 12:42 PM

You can't really go wrong with Dustin's logic.

Plus, good drummers are just really hard to find.

Posted by: =DocDoom1= at July 12, 2011 12:44 PM

I find the progressive chartreusification of Kermit displeasing.

Posted by: Scarecrow Boat at July 12, 2011 12:45 PM

I'm taking The Count because I have a vampire jones.

He can call me Sookeh. I can call him Bheeeel.

Posted by: klingonfree at July 12, 2011 12:47 PM

Miss Piggy. Sorry, Pepe, you're my favorite, but the Piggy has talent.

Posted by: Figgy at July 12, 2011 1:06 PM

Well, superasente, Kermit and Fozzie are long lost brother after all.

I'd take Kermit. He is pretty much the original muppet. I'd also nominate Bunson Honeydew as a darkhorse candidate, because he might find a way to resurrect all of the other muppets. Gotta hold out hope.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 12, 2011 1:06 PM

Sam Eagle. So he can yell at me.

Posted by: Julie at July 12, 2011 1:08 PM

Janice

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 12, 2011 1:17 PM

Rowlf. I don't want that musical talent to go to waste.

Posted by: mc at July 12, 2011 1:17 PM

I can't pick!...I thought Gonzo then I remembered fonzie and then Kermit and then piggy and rizzo!

What sick son of a bitch is going to hurt my muppets!

Posted by: crisyroo at July 12, 2011 1:33 PM

I'd take Kermit. He is pretty much the original muppet. I'd also nominate Bunson Honeydew as a darkhorse candidate, because he might find a way to resurrect all of the other muppets. Gotta hold out hope.

This. Good call, "Sew Crates"!

Posted by: Green Lantern at July 12, 2011 1:38 PM

then I remembered fonzie

Fonzie? FONZIE?!

Duuuude.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 12, 2011 1:51 PM

Kermit. It's not easy being... universally-adored. He's done so with humility, graciousness AND despite Piggy trying to off him out of jealousy.

Posted by: Stinky at July 12, 2011 2:03 PM

BEEEEEEEAAAKEEER!

Posted by: logan at July 12, 2011 2:11 PM

Rolf. All the way.

Posted by: StoatCat at July 12, 2011 2:18 PM

Where's that freaky little shrimpy dude? We'll be needing the comic relief
and he's a crack-up.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at July 12, 2011 2:27 PM

The Swedish Chef.

Don't judge. I'm hungry.

Posted by: ed newman at July 12, 2011 2:39 PM

"Hurr de hurr de hurr hurr" Translates into "I am the Swedish Chef. You killed my friends. Prepare to die!" Plus, a chicken harem.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at July 12, 2011 2:48 PM

If you want a chicken harem, I'm thinking Gonzo is your best bet.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 12, 2011 2:50 PM

"If you want a chicken harem, I'm thinking Gonzo is your best bet," is going on my list of the best sentences I have ever read Socrates.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 12, 2011 2:57 PM

I like you better than chocolate or vanilla...Camilla!!!!!!

Posted by: klingonfree at July 12, 2011 3:15 PM

Maybe I don't understand the question, since the Answer is obvious: Beaker, of course.

Posted by: IneptFake at July 12, 2011 3:17 PM

That's going to be my facebook update later, Socrates.

Posted by: superasente at July 12, 2011 3:26 PM

you know who's missing from the poster?
RIZZO

and although my heart belongs to Bean Bunny forever , I vote Beaker.

Posted by: faintingviolet at July 12, 2011 3:32 PM

The chickens and I will be partying it up tonight after all of these laudatory statements.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 12, 2011 3:44 PM

This is why we loved Eloquent Eloquence. Eloquent Eloquence is dead. Long live Eloquent Eloquence.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 12, 2011 3:58 PM

There is only one choice for me:

MAHNA MAHNA, DOOP DOOP DOO DOO DOOP!

Posted by: Danny from Puerto Rico at July 12, 2011 4:52 PM

Scooter.

It's hard to find good help.

Posted by: nipsy at July 12, 2011 5:49 PM

Kermit. No contest.

Posted by: TylerDFC at July 12, 2011 5:49 PM

I shall save Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and he and I will make new Muppets!* And they will be glorious!**

* experimental results may or may not resemble Muppets
** results not typical

Posted by: foolsage at July 12, 2011 5:51 PM

I'm taking Crazy Harry with me. The muppet is so good at pyrotechnics he could make Michael Bay weep with envy, plus he can make anyone look like a rock god on stage.

Besides on a slow news day we could sit around and blow shit up like stoned teens with a box of M-80's- cackling and giggling with reckless aplomb.

DID SOMEONE SAY "BOMB"?!?!?!?

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Heeeee-heeeee-heeeeee-heeeeee!

Posted by: bleujayone at July 12, 2011 5:52 PM

Beaker.

Posted by: csb at July 12, 2011 6:56 PM

Or maybe The Swedish Chef, I'd love to see him go Scarface on the perpetrator.

Posted by: csb at July 12, 2011 6:56 PM

Pepe and Sweetums are my favorites, but I'm going to have to go with Sam the Eagle. After the demise of the other Muppets, he and I will hunt down the murderer and he'll peck out their eyes. It won't bring the Muppets back to life, but it will make me feel a hell of a lot better.

Posted by: stardust at July 12, 2011 8:26 PM

I've been nicknamed "The Count" like, forever, so it's no contest.

"I loove to count.."

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 12, 2011 8:56 PM

Mr. Julien picked Kermit too! I knew there was a reason I married him.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 12, 2011 9:14 PM

Gonzo the Great, because he's secretly the Wandering Jew.

Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at July 12, 2011 10:13 PM