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All The Marvel News Fit to Print

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Trade News | January 23, 2013 | Comments ()

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Oh wait, sorry about that, the title is supposed to read "NOT fit to print". Definitely missing a negatory in there, because these bits about Marvel are not suited for publication in the least. At least one of them is a public health hazard and can induce spontaneous abortion in women who aren't even pregnant.

First up, we've got "leaked" pictures of the first day on set with the SHIELD television series. And I don't care if it runs for seven seasons and a movie, I'm not typing all of those periods even once. They're only "leaked" under the special meaning of that word that means "intentionally uploaded to an official website" but the English language is flexible. We've always been at war with Eastasia you know.

Here's a picture of Maurissa Tancharoen's chair:


Oh cute, all the periods I won't type ended up on her chair. I'm sure writing all words with acronym periods all the time won't G.E.T. O.L.D. A.T. A.L.L. And here's the hottest picture you'll ever get out of a television show. The heater:


Finally, we've got Joss at the end of The Blair Witch Project:


I could go off on a rant about the pointlessness of these pictures, but that's just what they want me to do. That Whedon is trying to get into our heads. But we'll one up you, sir. No matter how absurd of pictures you leak, we're going to discuss them completely unironically. Because that's what happens when you kill Wash. You kill the fun for the rest of forever.

Oh, and buried deep down here, where maybe you gave up reading and just skipped to the comments to complain about my grammar. Here's the best news: Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey are being courted for roles in Guardians of the Galaxy. It's okay to drink this early in the morning. I'm sure that somewhere it's already half passed drunk o'clock.

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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

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