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All The Marvel News Fit to Print

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Trade News | January 23, 2013 | Comments ()

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Oh wait, sorry about that, the title is supposed to read "NOT fit to print". Definitely missing a negatory in there, because these bits about Marvel are not suited for publication in the least. At least one of them is a public health hazard and can induce spontaneous abortion in women who aren't even pregnant.

First up, we've got "leaked" pictures of the first day on set with the SHIELD television series. And I don't care if it runs for seven seasons and a movie, I'm not typing all of those periods even once. They're only "leaked" under the special meaning of that word that means "intentionally uploaded to an official website" but the English language is flexible. We've always been at war with Eastasia you know.

Here's a picture of Maurissa Tancharoen's chair:


Oh cute, all the periods I won't type ended up on her chair. I'm sure writing all words with acronym periods all the time won't G.E.T. O.L.D. A.T. A.L.L. And here's the hottest picture you'll ever get out of a television show. The heater:


Finally, we've got Joss at the end of The Blair Witch Project:


I could go off on a rant about the pointlessness of these pictures, but that's just what they want me to do. That Whedon is trying to get into our heads. But we'll one up you, sir. No matter how absurd of pictures you leak, we're going to discuss them completely unironically. Because that's what happens when you kill Wash. You kill the fun for the rest of forever.

Oh, and buried deep down here, where maybe you gave up reading and just skipped to the comments to complain about my grammar. Here's the best news: Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey are being courted for roles in Guardians of the Galaxy. It's okay to drink this early in the morning. I'm sure that somewhere it's already half passed drunk o'clock.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Alpimp

    WHY? Why the obsession with making a Guardians of the Galaxy movie? The comic always sucked, no wonder they're looking at Sandler and Carey.

  • luckypete

    But not before we had always been at war with Eurasia

  • Why is killing Wash always mentioned more than Tara? To me Tara's death was so much more upsetting and sad. I mean I loved Wash but jesus even thinking about Tara dying is bringing me to tears!

  • dagnabbit

    Reasons you know you're a hopeless Marvel zombie #312: You think Guardians of the Galaxy is cool.
    Sandler and Carrey might be the best thing that ever happened to GotG.

  • Speaking of Marvel Zombies, I hope to direct THAT movie one day.

  • dagnabbit

    Now that I would pay to see.

  • It's always noon somewhere, SLW, especially when confronting unironic news.

  • BlackRabbit

    Wait, they killed Wash?

  • I just assume Loki was involved.

  • Dragonchild

    Maurissa Tancharoen, with the heater, on the set of SHIELD.

  • lowercase_ryan

    I'm a leaf on the wind *sob*

  • Miss Laaw-yuhr

    It all comes back to killing off Wash doesn't it?

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Always and forever.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Here in England 'half passed drunk o'clock' is called 'zero-zeke-thirty'.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I just watched about 15 minutes of "Earth Girls Are Easy" the other night, out of morbid curiosity (never seen it). I saw a weird Geena Davis beauty parlor dance number, and then Jim Carrey as a furry red alien. So I'm sure he's just bringing it full circle for "Guardians of the Galaxy." (oh wait, is that not a sci-fi B movie?)

  • mats19

    Earth Girls Are Easy oh young Jeff Goldblum looking FINNEEEE ... can he be in Guardians instead?

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