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The Alien Prequel Is Official


And Ridley Scott Will Direct / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | July 31, 2009 | Comments (18)


Though Ridley Scott abandoned the Alien franchise after the original movie and then watched it, eventually, devolve into a mess of money-grubbing, Alien vs. Predator bullshittery no better than most video-game movies, the man has apparently decided to return in an attempt to resurrect the franchise. By making a prequel to his own 1979 film.

As producer of the prequel, Scott had originally tapped commercial director, Carl Erik Rinsch, to tackle the sequel, a turn that we wrote about in May. But apparently 20th Century Fox wanted the director of A Good Year put back in charge. Fox has also hired Jon Spaihts to pen the script, who is working on a few other projects, but who hasn’t written anything that’s made it to the big screen yet.

So wait? You’re telling me that there’s no script and an unproven screenwriter, and Ridley Scott still came aboard as director? Is it just me, or is this one horrible idea? Not just the prequel — which will probably be an origins-type story focusing on the crew of the empty spaceship that sent out the distress signal in the first film — but Ridley Scott’s decision to return to a worn-out franchise. There’s no way he can top the original; he’s just kind of lowering himself down to the level of Paul W.S. Anderson and Jean-Pierre Jeunet and wallowing in their sloppy fourths.

There’s a reason why James Cameron didn’t return to the Alien franchise, or the Terminator franchise. He knew when to get out. And to stay out. A few bad years behind the camera, and Ridley Scott has apparently lost his self-esteem. And his mind.


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Comments

I don't know. I'm thinking that he might want to tell the story about the colony on LV-426, the terra formed planet that Sigourney Weaver's character Ripley returns to in the second film. We never really see how it all went down, thought we're given clues from the cast a few extra scenes in the collector's edition. It may even open up opportunities for a new story line if some of the colonists managed to make it off before the Colonial Marines are called in.

I mean, come on, who doesn't want to know what happened to the perosn that left that half eaten donut on their desk and who that chick is that gets torched by the marines?

Stay frosty, bitches.

Posted by: Manny at July 31, 2009 9:32 AM

As the only person in the know universe who actually enjoyed all 4 Alien movies, I will say yes, I will go see it, and yes, I can't wait.

I remember when the first one was announced, Ridley Scott was described as having never directed a feature film, but was know for atmospheric music videos, but he still turned in a pretty good movie. I have no doubt he will do it again.

Welcome home, Ridley!

-Ralphie

Posted by: Ralphie at July 31, 2009 9:36 AM

omg the donut!
i must know the back story! he said, without an ounce of sarcasm, he typed with sarcasm.

actually, lv(lb?)-426 would be a great place to start.
as long as there are no stupid kids' names, like newt.
unless it was non-white child with a name like amphibia with lots of attitude.
(i know, i know, now that i typed it, some damned movie boss will make it happen just to fuck with us.)

Posted by: gp at July 31, 2009 9:45 AM

One never knows. Maybe one day when we're expecting something to be a flaming stink bomb we'll be surprised by a masterpiece. It could happen.

Posted by: Cindy at July 31, 2009 9:59 AM

Maybe he'll explore how the alien was a good gal at first, just cruisin' around the 'verse, looking for some tasty waves. Then her shit got all retarded and she crashed into a rock that had some pale assholes in clunky suits marching around. She tried to say hello (which is in fact achieved by the little "Greeter" living in her mouth) but they went batshit. She defended herself and made a home in their big iron living shell. Then she got hungry. Then Ripley showed up lookin' 10 kinds of delicious.

Roll credits.

Posted by: Kballs at July 31, 2009 9:59 AM

There is virtually no way to go lower than the 3rd act of Alien Resurrection (which to that point was entertaining and took the story in a new direction). I'd actually be more interested in a sequel to that movie. We've not seen the Alien on earth (no, I don't count the AVP series.)

Posted by: ed newman at July 31, 2009 10:05 AM

Due to the never ending love I hold for the franchise, I'm going to wait to hear more before I get to ragey (what the hell has happened to me).

It'd had better not be game over, man!

Posted by: admin at July 31, 2009 10:36 AM

Let's make a sequel to Spaceballs starring the little Michigan J. Frog Alien. "Hello My Baby, Hello My Honey, Hello My Ragtime Gaaaal!"

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at July 31, 2009 10:39 AM

Who would you rather administer last rites- Ridley Scott or the AVP crew?

Predictions:
1. Story: born/bred in a lab, transported, escapes, picks off crew one by one, crash lands, plucky last survivor sets off distress beacon before brutally killing self right in the face as the beasties close in, Aliens set up a nursery, six months later enter Nostromo. Roll credits.

2. Chances are it will STILL be the freshest film to come out of Hoarywood that year

3. I'll be there anyway

Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy at July 31, 2009 11:06 AM

Take back what you said about Jean-Pierre Jeunet, you bastard. The man's a genius.

Paul W.S. Anderson I'll give you...

Posted by: Case at July 31, 2009 11:48 AM

On the heels of the Alien review, I love this news!

Posted by: bibliophile at July 31, 2009 1:56 PM

You really can't give Jean-Pierre any blame for Alien: Resurrection. On the DVD commentary, he confesses that at the time he didn't speak any English. His only communication with the English-speaking cast and crew was through a translator. He didn't understand the movie at all until it came out on DVD with French subtitles.

Posted by: Chris Croy at July 31, 2009 3:17 PM

The ship that sent out the distress call was an alien ship. And the crew, as evidenced by a fossilized cadaver, were large not-human-looking at all beings. I doubt they are going to make a movie without any humans in it.

Of course they they could change all that around and retroactively make them humans, which would be as annoying as fuck (and therefore more likely to occur).

Hopefully if the female lead is being menaced in her undies in the prequel they will have an actress who at least fills said undies out...

Sigourney does not have back...

Posted by: canology at July 31, 2009 3:55 PM

Damnit!!! In my defense, I haven't seen Alien in about 18 years.

Posted by: Kballs at July 31, 2009 4:04 PM

Alien vs. Predator bullshittery

Hey now, at least the second one was rated R, and not some PG-13 piece of shit. You can't take two series Alien and Predator both of which had entirely R movies and then make one that combines the two with a PG-13 rating. Plus, when the fuck will they have a male lead? I mean I won't discount Weaver. But that PG-13 lead? Fuck, I had to look her up, Sanaa Lathan, was in no way badass enough to survive let alone get a gift from the Predators like Glover.

ON a side note. A prequel? Go fuck yourself in the ass Hollywood.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at July 31, 2009 4:45 PM

I can't wait to see which of Hollywood's "best and brightest" (read, ones w/the best connections) are picked to be the mannequins to pillory the remainder of this franchise's dignity.

Posted by: Recondite at July 31, 2009 6:12 PM

Jon Spaihts only has one credit on IMDB (and it's not in his bio page, either), "Passengers," which is "in development." Why this nobody's writing the "Alien" so-called prequel is beyond me (and pretty much anybody else it seems). I liked the Alien series in general until the AVP movies, but questions the need or validity of making a prequel. We already know what started the story. Do we need to know how the ship crashed on LV? And why bother going back to the colonization between Alien & Aliens? We know how that turns out. Weird.

Posted by: Andy Geisel at August 1, 2009 4:35 PM

"Fox has also hired Jon Spaihts to pen the script, who is working on a few other projects, but who hasn’t written anything that’s made it to the big screen yet."

Here is the only thing you have to ask about this guy and why he is set to pen the screenplay..."Who's kid is he?"

Posted by: TheVoiceOfHollywoodPast at August 2, 2009 8:38 PM