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Tim Burton Gives Good Head

Sweet-Ass Alice in Wonderland Pics / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | December 24, 2009 | Comments (21)

Here are several new images out now of some of the characters in Tim Burton’s forthcoming Alice in Wonderland. I’m not sure what to say about them, except that they’re cool, and that Burton basically managed to get three of the best voices in all the land to voice some of them, including Michael Sheen as the White Rabbit; Stephen Fry as the Cheshire Cat; and Alan Rickman as the caterpillar. Even if the movie didn’t promise to be downright visually stunning, I think even the blind could get some enjoyment out of it for those voices alone.

Fun Fact: Rickman has gotten three women pregnant with his voice alone. Funny looking babies, but still …

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Comments

That rabbit is strung the fuck out...a rather telling last performance from Brittany Murphy...

(too soon?)

Posted by: D-Day at December 24, 2009 10:14 AM

You sir, are a mad man.

But yeah, it's probably too soon, for some sensitive folks.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 24, 2009 10:33 AM

Well, they're burying her today so maybe wait until she's in the ground.

This movie is going to be so great. I had absolutely no idea that any of those people were doing the voice work and I was still excited so now I'm something more than excited I guess. I dunno, I'll go with SUPER excited.

(damn substandard vocabulary)

Posted by: becks at December 24, 2009 10:40 AM

All of these images are downright creepy!! I never liked any version of Alice in Wonderland back in my young and innocent days. This may make a great horror movie for me.

Posted by: Dingle Berry at December 24, 2009 11:09 AM

I love these images. And I love Tim Burton. And I love Alice in Wonderland. Bring it on!

Posted by: barf at December 24, 2009 11:11 AM

That Cheshire Cat image is going to give me nightmares. I hate creatures with too many teeth.

Posted by: malechai at December 24, 2009 11:41 AM

That Cheshire Cat image is going to give me nightmares. I hate creatures with too many teeth.

Now that's just straight up prejudiced. How can you not love these adorable babies?

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at December 24, 2009 11:48 AM

Alan Rickman's Voice could get me pregnant ANY DAY, baby. AWW YEAH.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at December 24, 2009 12:12 PM

OH MY GOD the March Hare. I've been loving the Cheshire Cat for months but this is the first I've seen of the Dormouse and the March Hare.

I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW.

Posted by: Jerce at December 24, 2009 12:36 PM

@ S Blonde >
Dammit! Why did I make like a dummy and click on the link?! YUCK
(didn't even stick around long enough to find out what the flippity flap
those things were)

Posted by: Ms MoMo at December 24, 2009 1:32 PM

That Cheshire Cat image is going to give me nightmares. I hate creatures with too many teeth.

Now that's just straight up prejudiced. How can you not love these adorable babies?

They look like a lesbian's worst nightmare.

Posted by: Jettent at December 24, 2009 1:57 PM

That Cheshire Cat's fucking creepy. He looks like "Good morning. I shall consume your soul today ^_^"

Posted by: Aislinn at December 24, 2009 2:15 PM

I'd totally do Rickman's voice. That's not even cheating, right?

Posted by: Cindy at December 24, 2009 3:06 PM

If you think, that Cheshire Cat is creepy, take a look at this version: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/213/f/7/McGee__s_Cheshire_Cat_by_ZeroSky87.png

That's from the incredibly haunting video game.

Posted by: FabMax at December 24, 2009 3:08 PM

@Skewicide Blonde

Fuck you.

This is all.

Posted by: Theresa at December 24, 2009 4:50 PM

@ Cindy- it's totally not cheating. Well known fact. Doesn't even add to your number.

Posted by: Nurse EagerBeaverBaby at December 25, 2009 4:04 PM

Dear Skewicide Blonde,

Ew.

Thanks so much.

Hugs and kisses,

Malechai

Posted by: malechai at December 25, 2009 10:46 PM

The March Hare looks considerably hung over, sort of like the aftereffects of a five-day bender featuring absinthe, raw opium and Sterno.

Not, of course, that I'd know anything about that ...

Posted by: The Wanderer at December 26, 2009 12:18 AM

I really want to eat those cakes.

Posted by: Jab at December 26, 2009 11:18 AM

Despite the presenceof Johnny Depp, I was kind of "meh" about this until now. Alan Rickman as the Caterpillar!! I will be pregnant after he recites the poem.

Posted by: stardust at December 26, 2009 5:49 PM

Alan Rickman? Oh. my. GOD.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at December 26, 2009 9:41 PM





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